Flowers Are the Biggest Waste of Money

Today we’re talking about gifts, flowers, Mother’s Day, birthdays, and why trying to surprise your wife feels like a full-time job sometimes.Seriously… how are people affording all these holidays back-to-back?I talk about:Why flowers make zero logical sense to meTrying to surprise someone who always figures it outWhy gifts are weirdly stressfulThe two times I actually WANT people to lie to meWhy effort matters more than the actual giftThe struggle of balancing money, time, work, and relationshipsWhy food honestly makes more sense than flowersRandom thoughts about swallowing quarters as a kidHow weird the human body actually isThis episode starts with relationships and somehow ends with intestines, coins, and theology.So… pretty standard episode honestly.