Fluff Radio Review #14: Consulting the Carrot Cards

Ahhh, very interesting. From the moment you stepped into my Fortune Teller parlor I felt a strong presence of spirits. Come, dearie, sit down and let me read your carrot cards. Let me see what the carrots have in store for you. Hmmmm very interesting? The priestess means you will have a good love life and find a cool brooch. The fortune card means you'll sell your brooch and occasionally some love for a good amount of money. The Death means..oh dear...well it's right here next to the Braces card...Have you been flossing? Musical Guest: Palomar performing "The Lost Freshman" and "The Planeiac" Tales of Wonder: * How to Get Free Dental Work * Colleen Teaches You How to Cheat at Operation * Broken Up Bands That We Can't Get Improptu Songs: * The Fluff Theme Song: Kazoo-zoo style Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "P.S.S. Oooh Maaaaaaaangalo." * "It sounds like an old lady who just had her ass pinched, like a whole bunch of old ladies and some guy who's got really fast pinching fingers." * "Poppin' Fresh Colleeeeeeeeeeeen!"