Fluff Radio Review #16: Go On Kids, Tell the Giant Animatronic Egg What You Want for Christmas

"Why Hello, Annie and Colleen! Have you been good little kids this year? Eggbert knows all and sees all and knows everything which I kinda already said, but I'm an Egg so forgive me. So even though I know already, do you want to tell me what you would like for Christmas?...ahhhhhh. I thought so! Now go on your way. Buy an ornament of my head in the gift shop!"--Eggbert circa 1985 Musical Guest: The Dresden Dolls performing "Girl Anachronism" and "Missed Me" Tales of Wonder: * Who Needs Santa When You Have Eggbert? * Macaulay Culkin and the Limo Mystery * How to Properly Sell Your Soul to the Devil Impromptu Songs: * Momma's Little Baby Loves Satan Bread Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "I gotta finish this project...the project being my cardiovascular system." * "I have this burning Vincent Price DESIRE, a Vincent Price sized hole in my gut." * "Satan hates puns, which is maybe why he won't make a deal with you."