Fluff Radio Review #26: A Whole Lotta Malarkey

This week marks the official annoucement of the FLUFF HOTLINE where all you lovely folk can leave Annie and Colleen a voicemail message whenever your heart desires! Inspired by Scott Bateman's animation of our "I Don't Want To Be Your Friend on Myspace" song, we want all of you to call 718-304-7939 and leave us the worst pickup line or message you've ever received through myspace or any other site that attracts sketchy sketchy people that go by names like "Arms." If you have no myspace stories (lucky you!) feel free to call us and tell us any other story, perhaps even the one about the time you broke that million dollar vase in the Louvre and you TOTALLY blamed it on the old lady standing next to you. Musical Guest: Jubb and the Dirty Sleeves performing "Malarkey" and "More Sincere Than Elvis" Tales of Wonder: * A Twister-ed St. Patrick's Day * Cultural Void of Food * Official Birth of the Fluff Hotline! 718-304-7939 * The Seamonster in Colleen's Heart * Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Bam-Bam Sketches: * Garrison Teaches Us About Britney and Trout Impromptu Songs: * 718-304-7939 (It's EASY to Remember!) Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "My favorite is Beef-Jerky-Big-League-Chew Beaver." * "Kinda how Barney Rubble is always trying to steal Fred Flintstone's wife." * "There's a black hole in my butt." "Just sucking up your undies?" * "I finally pull my thumb out of my ass and you scare me about it!"