Fluff Radio Review #36: Rumby Stick

Hallo, neighbor! What brings thee to this pre-Colonial neck of the woods? I see you are doing naught but sitting. An idle mind is the devil's playground, or so we say. Perchance I might interest you in a toy of rustic fashioning, a simple wheel propelled by a wooden rod. Yes, my friend, it is my rumby stick! Would you like to have a go at it? It may be difficult at first, but stay with it and soon you shall find yourself cavorting up and down the cobblestones with nary a care in the world! Why, just last week I sold one to old Thomas Payne, and what a time he had! Musical Guest: The Ditty Bops performing "Angel With An Attitude" and "Aluminum Can" Tales of Wonder: * The Studio Is Haunted by Playground Ghosts (aka the Yates and the Malki!) * MOCCA Recap * Colonial Williamsburg is Embarrassing at 25 with your Parents * The FLUFF WHO Finalists are Announced! Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Putting on the Ritz...Cracker that is!" * "I'm full of cheese and ready for love!" * "La la la naked." * "Free high-fives, while supplies last."