Fluff Radio Review #52: Welcome to the Cloud Fortress

If there's one thing you learn from this week's show (other than how to really confuse a puppy) is that the only thing more fun than walking on clouds is walking on clouds with your feet cut off. Welcome to the Fortress. Bring your elephants and goats and stay a while. Musical Guest: The Teeth performing "Oh, Bessie!" and "So Long" Impromptu Songs: * Cheesy Lady * The Lonely Goat Tales of Wonder: * The Anti-climactic Nosegasm (Sorry for the crappy quality of Colleen's voice in this one. Her left nostril apologizes profusely.) * First Recording in the Cloud Fortress * Annie's Elephant in the Closet Joke * Koosh Balls of Danger * The "Colleen wants to cut off her feet and buy prosthetic feet" Fund Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: * "Instead of her fondling her possessions, for once she's looking at mine." * "Wanger sounds like the dirty section of the airport." * "Captain Hook. He's like a book. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs."