Fluff Radio Review #56: Just Your Friendly Neighborhood Dead Folk

Missed Connection: Our Eyes Met on the F-Train-- dm4lw* Our eyes met as we pulled up to the Jay Street/Borough Hall stop, yours a crystal blue, mine a slightly glowing red. If I still had a heart I bet it would have burst out of my chest and hit you smack in yours. Please don't think me sexist when I tell you that I was drooling just looking at you. It's not just your body I fell for, I could just tell you had a wonderful braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain... But then you ran off, kicking a part of me out of your life and out of the train doors. (Maybe you hadn't noticed that my hand had just fallen off.) I'll love you always and forever. Or at least until I meet a woman who can't run as fast. *dead male for live woman Musical Guest: The Unbearables performing "Zombies, Unite!" and "Maybe Just One Bite" from their amazing Zombie Rock Opera: JUST ONE BITE Tales of Wonder: The Fan Mail Bag (with a letter from Rob Pernermurdder!) Office Ghosts Murderous and Murdering Finches Alyssa, Annie, and Colleen Solve Homelessness and Cure No-Sense-Of-Direction Disease Most Memorable Lines Taken Out of Context: "Dear girl in the office that curses at her computer a lot...I'm the ghost...Boo." "Notice anything different?" "Oh, you mean the dead baby?" "Her laaaAAaady fingers."