Flush Day (Escape From Planet HyenaZitania)

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message!“Flush Day (Escape From Planet HyenaZitania)” - Episode 46Over an unappetizing lunch at greasy spoon dive Gneeezles, stranded earthling Nicki recounts how she and her zany canine-humanoid companion Gneeecey barely escaped from the double-sunned, double-trouble Planet HyenaZitania. Vicious gangster Jerko was just about to kill them and his boss, Gneeecey’s evil lookalike Ebegneeezer. Only problem was, as a panicked Gneeecey shrieked those four dangerous words that propel you through space—from one dimension to another—he and Ebegneezer were clinging to Nicki. That incantation must never even be uttered near any other living being. Results can prove deadly.Meanwhile, Gneeecey had concocted a plan known as “F-Day,” or “Flush Day.” If Perswayssick County’s fifteen million stranded citizens were to flush their toilets simultaneously the same time, the force would supposedly catapult them back to their native Planet Eccchs. Gneeecey’s calculations were a bit off. Not many citizens could afford to own an Electronic Water Cyclone 3000—a high-tech commode featuring three-thousand cyclones per flush that also did your taxes and enabled you to vote from it. Suffice it to say, the scheme did yield an unexpected result. Just ask Gneeecey’s canine-humanoid superhero pal Sooperflea. He was finally liberated from Nicki’s closet back on Earth, where he’d been trapped inside a holographic test pattern of blinding lights.We thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sandi Solá, Sal Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., Brunie Cariño, and Toni Aponte for being generous supporting members via BuyMeACoffee.com! We appreciate their sponsorship and support more than words can say! https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (Please support us with a one-time gift or monthly sponsorship amount—various levels available—to help keep us coming to you via BuyMeACoffee.com! We’ll shout you out during our podcast episodes and in our show notes here, plus supply you with more fun perks!)  https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (right here, our Buzzsprout website w/episodes & transcripts!)   And much thanks to disproportionately cool artist Jay Hudson for our podcast logo! https://yojayhudson.com/This Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy podcast is made possible in part by a generous grant from The Ardelle Institute, providing Executive Coaching for aspiring and established professionals who want to develop their careers, including upwardly-mobile executives, professionals who may be in between jobs, and college graduates transitioning to the workforce. The Ardelle Institute helps with resumes, cover letters, LinkedIn profiles, interview skills, and effective job search strategies.  For more information, please call (201) 394-6939, that's (201) 394-6939, or visit them on the web at ardelle-institute.com, that's A-R-D-E-L-L-E dash institute dot com. Take it from me, Gneeecey!Support the showVicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omelet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon! https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (our Buzzsprout website, episodes, transcripts)  https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (BuyMeACoffee.com page to support this podcast) https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our books!)https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)And much thanks to disproportionately cool artist Jay Hudson for our podcast logo! https://yojayhudson.com/ Support the show