For All You Kids Out There, Episode 266: "Roses are red / Violets are neat / This show is too long / Just sign Yusmeiro Petit"

In Episode 266 of For all You Kids Out There, Jeffrey and Jarrett look forward to the 2021 Mets season, such as it is. Who should replace Seth Lugo? (see title) Who will be the third basemen? Will they get into a bidding war for another pitcher? Does any of this matter since PECOTA thinks they are winning the division by ten games? Then in the third half of the show Jeffrey tries out a new cocktail while we answer your correspondence and discuss the 2020 Daves.