For those that remember. How do you think Leonard Sachs would introduce such a varied show as the Old Gits & Hits.......WELL, try this for size.

A Grandiloquent Greeting from the City Varieties!Ladies and Gentlemen, Me-Lords, Ladies, and Gentlemen! Pray, silence! Cast your sensory waves toward the proscenium arch and prepare to be transported, transfixed, and—dare I suggest—totally transformed! Today, we present for your delectation and your absolute, unadulterated diversion, a broadcast of unparalleled brilliance!We welcome to our illustrious airwaves the purveyors of that auditory extravaganza known as The Old Gits & Hits! Today, they shall engage in a tripartite tussle of topicality, a cacophony of conversation, a veritable Cornucopia of Contention! Observe as they dissect:The Gracious Game of Golf: That "splendid walk spoiled," where men of a certain vintage pursue a diminutive dimpled orb with a determination bordering on the demonic!The Sudsy Saga of Soap: From the bubbling cauldrons of cleanliness to the melodramatic machinations of the afternoon serial—a subject both fragrant and fractured!The Piquant Palatability of Pizza: That circular, savoury, and suspiciously Italianate disc of dough, topped with a plethora of perilous provender!Will there be agreement? Never! Will there be harmony? Hardly! But will there be a high-spirited hootenanny of heritage and hits? Incontestably!So, I implore you, put your digital digits together, raise the rafters of your celestial cavern, and give a gargantuan, Gallic, and GORGEOUS welcome to... THE OLD GITS AND HITS!Incidentally, I think you might just like it.