Forged in the Storm

I can't believe there is another episode out so soon. Who are these two guys? (Well, they are certainly not Forge and Storm!) What makes you say that? (They pretend to be Forge and Storm in the episode. Didn't you listen?) No, I don't think that technically they are pretending to be Forge and Storm. They are interviewing as IF they were Forge and Storm. (But then they throw Mystique in there too. It's just unacceptable!) I don't understand why you're so angry. (It's because they are lying to us. They are pretending to be people that they are not. It's not a good look. It's "tone deaf".) What? Why? (Because these two old men are pretending to be people that they simply cannot speak for.) Oh...um...we don't like to get political on this show. (ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! Didn't this show used to be call MARVEL 616 POLITICS?!?!) Well, yeah, but we stay away from that now. Too hot to handle, if you know what I mean. (Oh, because of the politics?) No, because Marvel is pretty litigious. OH! Sorry! That could be libel. I meant to say, "Marbles can be lentiginous." (I don't know what you are talking about. All I'm saying is that neither of these two old men can control the weather or can morph into any shape or can design technology from thought. How could you possibly speak for them!!!) Oh...OH! I thought...sorry. Nevermind. Roll Tape! Now seems like a good time to talk about our sponsors. We are sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our second sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com and 5 O'Clock Collectibles on YouTube. And remember, until next time, this is The M6P!