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Today is Monday, June 14th. Sons and four sons and four. They did it. The fellas did it.

The guy's a legend. So if you've been living under a rock and you missed it, we had a fight video from which we don't condone fighting in the stands. But if you're going to fight in the stands, be a legend like this guy. If you're going to fight in the stands, win.

Yeah, win and win your outnumbered and have lower ground, which is everything. This guy did and during the opposing teams, you know, or you're the opposing team in the home court of Denver. So he goes there, sons fan, wearing a Steve Nash jersey throwback, going up against a pair of Jamal Murray, bros, which I don't know, fair foul, but we're in the same same Jersey as your bro. So I think you need to fill out the team.

I think one of these got to have a joke. It's one guy had two watches on and a bunch of chains, although there was that one fight that happened in Dallas a couple of weeks ago where it was three separate guys wearing different. I saw that. 77 Jersey.

They're all rockin' the Lucas, but one was home, one was away, and then one was like a throwback alternate who comes in at the very end. It's like, what's going on here? Listen, as just a straight up like we're not going to shame whatever anyone wants to wear it to a game. But if you saw that, nothing, I don't want to get distracted.

If you go happy birthday, Hank, by the way, we should have said that right off the top. Happy birthday, Hank. If you go to a game and you show up, probably show up to your buddy's house to pick him up and he's got the same exact color Jamal Murray jersey, I go back. One, he's got to change.

Yeah, well, you got to go search in skins in at that point. And I've noticed this about the fans in Denver, no disrespect to Denver or the families, but we used to be not get to my cat. We were. I did notice that it's like 25% sons fans.

They travel very well. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Right up.

Well, what's the bother? What's the highway? Give us the high way. 85.

85 right up, 85. Pop up, 85. No problem. But yeah, I've been to the Rockies.

Yeah, so representing pretty well up in Denver and site 70. 70 right? I 70. Battle I 70.

I love it. Now who knows that? And now we've got Chris Paul looking like he's 10 years younger now. I hope that it's going to be sons against Clippers because I want to see Chris Paul go up against Palmer.

Yes. Yes. All right. So wait, we have let's talk about Chris Paul, but we got it.

We got to finish with it with the sons and four guys. So if you missed it, it's a video that came out on the internet on Saturday morning. It is from game three of sons versus nuggets to guys matching Jamal Jerty, Murray jerseys, tons of chains, tons of watches. They have the higher ground against a soul guy who looks like just a chill ass dude, if I'm going to be honest, in a Steve Nash jersey, one of the Jamal Murray guys gives a look to the camera like watch this.

I'm about to sucker punch him tries to throw the sucker punch, then gets basically like a hockey fight. The Steve Nash, bro, grabs him by the chains and just keeps giving him just making them eat uppercuts. And then the two Jamal Murray guys go and yell to the cops. And as they're running away, the sun span says sons and four sons and four, which was legendary in the moment, but now that the sons have actually can finish the sweep and it is sons and four, that guy has to.

I don't know what they do pregame ceremonies, light the torch, ring the bell, dunk the gorilla. I don't know. He's got to be out there. If you're if you're the sons organization, like it's all because no one got really hurt.

It seemed like the sun's guy was the one who was getting sucker. He was defending himself. Yeah. He had the low ground.

There was a guy that was hitting him all he did was he just sweated the dude. Yeah. That's very difficult to do with a basketball jersey. You don't have sleeves.

It's not girthy. The spider is not heavy like it is for an NHL sweater. So yeah, he just he pulled it over, said made him turtle caught him with a couple of times on the chains too. That's why you want to take your chains off.

Caught him with a couple of nice uppercuts. They're also very chill uppercuts. Yeah. Same time.

Like I was never, I think that's the difference. That's why I like the internet is OK with this fight. No one's like trying no one's shame the guy yet for it because during the fight, there was never an instance where I was like, Oh, these two guys in the Jamal jury in the Jamal Murray jerseys, they're going to get hurt. Like it never looked like it was just like solid connection to the face, neck area.

And then they just ran away. It was the opposite of that Padres Rockies fan, which so Denver fans really are having a tough month. The guy who knocked out the Rockies fan and you're like, Oh, that actually was bad. Like we don't want to see people get knocked out.

You're right. They were they were more like, Hey, I'm winning this fight on. He was he was pointing him to death. He was scoring points on compu box and he wasn't actually going to knock him out.

Yeah. So basically Denver fans are they the YouTubers or the Tiktakers of the fan fighting community, Hank, Tiktakers. Tiktakers. Oh, they did.

Oh, no. That's too bad. Bible. How will they recover?

Dancing. Dancing. Dancing. If you dance enough off of that, maybe get Charlie to Millio in one, they're going to meme their way through it.

They'll forget everything about those fights. All right. There's no one that gets roasted on the internet more than Patrick Mahomes his brother, but he doesn't give a shit. No, he dances it up.

He literally he literally is the cheesy saying like, dance like no one's watching. Yes, but millions of people are watching, but dance like no one's watching. All right. So yeah, the sons are that game that guy needs to ring the button line is if they win, if they win the NBA finals this year, that guy needs to ring.

AJ Teddy's needs to ring. Yeah. Yeah. Bonk.

He needs a ring for sure. And he needs to do the pregame ceremony. If it's game one or game three, depending on the jazz or the Clippers, you need to get him incorporated somehow. Even if it's like ring a bell, I don't know what to fuck the sons do.

Even though we're a die hard sons podcast week. I mean, we know we just don't want to say, but yeah, have him out there, give a wave to the people. Maybe have him do a little, you know, uppercuts and then everyone goes crazy. It would be the right thing to do.

It would be like everyone kind of likes this guy. You respect him and to the to the nuggets fans out there, I have one thing to say. Imagine thinking that you're tougher than the sons, the fucking sons. The sons.

The only thing I can find is Langston Galloway and campaign have a pregame like break dancing ritual. Oh, okay. So, campaign is a all famous all time dancer. Remember that flip of him dancing?

You can break dance. By the way, campaign also in a conference final. So who would have thought who would have thought we'd be here? Anyway, Chris Paul insane.

Chris Paul, like he's playing basically perfect basketball right now. He was 14 for 19 for 37 points. There was a stretch there. I don't, did he go seven for seven?

He was six or six in the third quarter. I don't know if he got up to seven, but he was just on fire. He was on fire. I and I thought that he sucked last year.

I was told that Chris Paul was cooked last year. No, he was he was all right. I mean, remember he got the thunder like he made the thunder not the worst team right ever last year. He's just a really, really good basketball player, which is not like saying something groundbreaking.

It's always been about the injuries and hitting people in the balls, but he's playing perfect basketball right now. The sun's as a team are playing pretty much perfect basketball. And I know let's throw this out there. The jokeage, ejection was bullshit.

It was bullshit. It may be a technical, but having that be an ejection was so, so stupid. I don't know if that changes the game. And I know some nuggets fans will say, yeah, of course it does, but the sun's are just on a different level.

The sun's are better team. They're going to win the series. They were probably going to win this game, but like yes, ejecting the reigning MVP. That's going to have an effect on it.

I, my thing with this ejection, that's just, it's playoff, it's playoff. Yeah, it's playoff. He wound up. He took a swing.

I think that referee, he likes seeing himself on camera a lot. He is the king of staring into America's souls in the living room. And he does like little pivots. He looks like he's on a runway out there.

He wanted to get more FaceTime for himself. He's like, let's review this again. At first, Reggie Miller was like, ah, it's not a foul at all. And then he was like, you know what?

Throw him out from out of the game. Get him out of here. Honestly, endless respect for jokeage being an MVP in the NBA and still, I think he cuts his hair with a flowbie. Whatever it is, it's like the same like number three all over.

And it takes the, takes the Clippers to his head. He just goes, just get me out of this chair. I mean, I'm out. There's no such thing as a fade when you're jokeage.

And he also, he definitely won the face to face with Devin Booker. You could read his lips. He was just saying, what are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it?

That's always like, when you say that and the guys backing up, it's like, all right, well, you won this. Did you see his brothers at the MVP ceremony? No, he had a great MVP speech that was essentially, it was maybe 15 seconds and he was like, it's not about me. It's about all these guys clapping up for them.

And then that was it. I like, what was his brother? They're huge. I love it.

I love it. I won't remember this year, the MVP season. Also, DeAndre Eton's been awesome. And I, he could have been awesome anyway.

You know what I mean? Like he could have fulfilled his promises as the number one pick in the draft, but it is funny to be like, hey, what happened to DeAndre Eton? Oh, well, he's now paired with one of like the top five point cards of all time. That probably helps.

Chris Paul makes big guys great. And DeAndre, he does. He misses like one, maybe two shots a game. He might go to this playoffs with the highest field goal percentage of any player ever because he just gets the ball.

Chris Paul just throws him lobs. It's everything that we were told Lobs City would be. Yeah. And his defense has been amazing.

The Suns are just playing at a different level. So great, great pivot by us. You want to talk with Fellas to become, to become a Suns podcast. I'll split this with you.

If you want to chug this with this, I'll chug this, this chunk of water. Hang on. Fellas, core seltzer, orange cream. This is delicious by the way.

I just hydrated. I'm bad. I'm not gonna lie. I'm struggling with the Papadillas.

Hear that, Perp. That was what the fellas, Papadilla Day didn't go so hot. Coming out. We can talk about that on who's back.

The Papadilla sits heavy. It's like, I feel like I ate rocks. Let's just talk about it now. So we all weekend long.

Now it's not like a green go. It's Papadilla. It's actually no el in it. No, Papadillas.

But ask yourself this, PFT. Papajan, you think he wants to pronounce it any other way than as American and everyone's possible? I'm trying to put it all right. Alright, so yeah, Papadillas, they do not sit light in the stomach.

I saw the commercial all weekend. I said, I texted the boys, the fellas on Saturday night. I was like, hey, you guys had Papadillas before? And everyone's like, no, but it looks good.

I was like, alright, done for Hank's birthday, which we totally knew about. We totally knew it was Hank's birthday. We knew that Hank loved Papadillas. Papadillas.

This favorite thing in the world. So I got 26 Papadillas from Papadillas. They thought I was pranking them. So I went before I came in, I ordered it online.

And it didn't, for some reason, Papadillas didn't take my credit card. So I had to do the cash option. And when I showed up, they're like, oh, we thought we were getting pranked. Why would anyone order 26 Papadillas?

So I was like, nope, I want them. I want 26 of them. Try them all. Let's just say I probably won't be going back to the Papadillas.

No, it's a one-time thing, but it was good that we tried. You know what it was? If I were, if I could go back in time and be 21-year-old big cat again, drinking a lot and smoking a lot and all that shit, I would be the number one Papadilla account on Twitter. What the Papadilla is is basically just if you took a sandwich and just made grilled cheese, the bread, but then just didn't put anything in between.

Just stack grilled cheese on top of each other. Yeah. It's kind of what they're going for. And you know what?

To be totally honest with you, it worked for about the first four bites. Yeah. Yeah, it really did. It's more sandwich than pizza just so everyone knows because I know this was science for everyone at home.

And we did get the ranking just quickly went BBQ Chicken, Philly Cheese, steak, Buffalo Chicken. It's the top three. And the reviews, Jake said I've had worse. Hank said too deep fried.

No, they're not deep fried. I said the Parmesan crusted ones made me believe in God, which is true. And then P.F.T. said no cap, these are major key.

Yeah, it's a member. Bubba had the best review. He said, Papa did it again. So that's our Papadillas review.

Honestly, every single fast food company in America should have a guy whose only job it is, is to just get really fucking high and sit in a room with all their ingredients. Yeah. And then just like take notes of everything that this guy creates. There should be Chris Long's job.

Yeah. It's just sit in a room. Like, put him in a Taco Bell test kitchen and give him ground beef cheese tortillas sour cream cheese, shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes and fire sauce. It just go fuck me up, Dan.

It just go like, all right, go off, King. I also, I am reminded every now and then when I do something like that where I like people like, oh, commercials so stupid, like commercials work on me all the time. The 100% of the time, if I see a commercial, I'm like, oh, I got to have it. I was actually, I actually have a problem.

I could have saved this for fire fest. I have been like burning through cash just buying anything that pops up on my Instagram ads. Oh, really? Because it's all focused to you.

So they're like, hey, here's this new shirt that won't make you look fat. See, I can't do it with the Instagram ads. You know, anytime there's like a link in bio, that's two extra clicks that I have to do and that's too much work. No, dude.

No, no, no. I need you to serve the link to me on a silver platter. Yeah, no, I'm not talking about the link in bio. I'm talking about the ones that look like Instagram posts, but their ads, I'm just hitting that constantly.

Yeah. Shop here. Boom, done. I'll buy it and then I'll just forget it.

So yeah, and it really is, I'm, you think I'm joking, but there was a t-shirt I bought that was like, do your, do your, like, did your chest look too big and your t-shirt? Buy this t-shirt. It was like, damn, they really got a targeted on here. I got hit like a month or two back to back with like just nothing but concurrent ads for things called lift gets, which are, they're just like socks that have an extra like inch and a half in the heel that you can put on and then walk around.

It's like before and after and the guy is like two inches taller in the after picture. It's incredible. There's a guy who tweeted at me last week who said, uh, I'm so sick of the internet just having flesh light ads all over the place. Can you fix this?

I was like, uh, buddy. That sounds, that sounds to me like a man that already has his fill of flesh. Yeah, he doesn't mean he doesn't mean he doesn't mean he doesn't mean he doesn't mean he doesn't mean he doesn't mean he doesn't mean he doesn't mean he doesn't mean he doesn't. He's mad that he's getting served at school.

Talk to me about same height parties BFT. Same height parties. Yeah. So you apparently somebody probably narke on something that smashed the like button on on Twitter, but there's something called the same height party where you show up and they measure you at the door and depending on how tall you are, they give you these like lifts that you walk around in that bring you up to the exact same height as the tallest party.

So everybody's the same height. I actually, you know what though? Normalize same height parties. Yeah.

I don't know. I'm going to defend PFT here. Let's think of like think about it. Basically that's a nightmare.

Yeah, but think about historically, right historically when you've got short guys, you get like Napoleon and Hitler who try to take over the world. Now we got short guys just being like, Hey, everyone's got to look. We're good. We're going in a good direction here.

If Austria had same height parties, I think that right now the geopolitical situation in Europe would be much simpler than it currently is. Yes. So short guys no longer trying to take over the world and just being like, Hey, meet me eye to eye when I'm trying to have this cocktail. I'm cool.

Also Napoleon gets a bad rap because I think he was just normal height for his time. They're like he's short and retro. I thought he was pretty short. Now that James Madison James Madison was like five to.

Yeah. Where'd you go to school? Duncan Baskin, Virginia. All right, let's talk some basketball.

Let's talk some more basketball. The nets are broken ever since pretty much the moment we finished taping with Kirk Gold's very own Thursday and said the nets are super team and can't be stopped. We said they weren't going to lose a game. Yeah, everything has gone very badly since they obviously lost on Thursday, which were recapped today.

Kyrie Irving goes out. They lose game for do I did see some people tweeting and people talking about Janis that was that a dirty play. I don't think it was. No, I thought it was I thought it was weird they didn't review it because I do think like if you're going to call landing what are they called landing area like invading a guy's landing area.

He did do that. But it's also on the cause. Yeah, it wasn't people were comparing it to Zaza. Yeah, I don't know if you can see that people were comparing to Zaza.

That was totally different. Yeah, that one he like walked underneath the speed on a three point and this one when you're around the basket, I think it's hard to time that shit out. It is. He did go kind of underneath him again.

I just shot the interview. I don't think that there was any dirtiness, any malicious intent. At that point, we're getting into like hockey Twitter, break it down frame by frame in the speed of the moment. You don't know like if there's anybody in the league where you don't know where that guy's going to land on the layup.

It's Kyrie Irving because he that's where he's making like all his last second moves and adjustments. So I don't think he could do that if he tried. I don't think that he was trying. But I did admire.

I don't agree with the take, but I did admire the take from Big Baby. Oh, yes. Glen Davis said that's the same ankle he used to step on Lucky. And it wasn't.

Of course he fucked that up. But still you can't you can't let facts get in the way of a good day. No, never take. Never.

You should see knows left and right? What doesn't matter? It doesn't matter. He's made millions of dollars.

Yeah. And I think that there was like a weird backlash against Big Baby for saying that because they were like, yo, he's injured. Like this is fucked up. Yeah, he is injured, but like it's a spring.

It's a spring ankle. It's not done lucky. So what? He'll never be 100% again.

Bad news for the Nets is his x-rays came back negative, which means it was sprained, which is way worse than it's worse. He won't be 100% again. He was wearing, you know, he was wearing after the game. What?

Oh, no. Hey, Kyrie. Hey, Kyrie. Almost like maybe you put maybe you slipped me on.

We can discuss whether or not we should add some healing crystals into my tongue. Hey, Kyrie, if you hopped on a boat and went to the end of the horizon, you just fall right off. Kyrie, you best to move. I'll notice you're living next to you with 3G tower.

Oh, man. It is it is a little like obviously the Nets at full strength are probably the best team in the NBA and better than the box. But at some point you do have to admit that like Kyrie Irving, James Harden, those guys do get injured. So to say, oh, they got derailed by injury.

Well, they are also injury prone, right? So like it's not totally crazy. It's not like someone who, you know, it's not like a LeBron, you know, ad getting hurt. Ad gets hurt.

If LeBron gets hurt, it's like, holy shit, LeBron got hurt. Like LeBron never gets hurt. So as much as it sucks, I kind of liked it. The Nets have to win it hard to overcome something.

Like I think that I think James Harden will probably be back and this is just a total guess for maybe game six. So so KD on Tuesday night has to and I want to say it PFD should we use the L word, is this a legacy game for Kevin Durant on Tuesday night? I was going to say it's a must win. If you want to jump to legacy, well, if we're going to do a legacy game, we have to have someone that he's passing the torch to if he doesn't win this legacy game.

There needs to be a new torch. We'd be honest. Oh, is this a torch game or is it quiet? Dude, quiet just every now and then we'll just pop up on the legacy.

Yeah. Just like remember, Kawai is perfect in fourth quarters that they won. I do. Let's talk about that series.

How come bad players never get hurt? Wait, no, the bad players do get hurt. You just you never hear about like Kelly Olenik needing surgery. I'm trying to think bad players getting hurt.

I mean, the clinic. The clinic, yeah, the legend. Oh, they did say that James Harden was going to try to come back, but Steve Nash said that he needs to string together loads before he can come back. Oh, right shoulder surgery 2016.

Oh, I don't recall him missing any time for that. All right. So the Clippers, I the Clippers, Kelly Olenik didn't miss any games in 2016. It was May 17 2016 when the Celtics, yeah, he missed two playoff games against the Hawks.

Oh, in February two games. Damn, I'm just reading a story. I don't know. The Clippers.

So one playoff playoff P way to go. It is great. Like as much as we are very mean to Paul George online and everyone is when he does do well, he gets extra credit. Again, I was like playoff P, this is incredible.

I also feel like why is like and we talked to Kirk Goldbury about this on Thursday, but he really does like practice load management within a playoff series where it's like, I don't need to try really hard until we like go down to games. Yeah, I think Kirk was saying like you don't put Kawai on somebody until you need to stop him because you know it's going to happen. We don't want to get him tired over the course of a few games. So yeah, like during the course of a game, he'll even like he does conserve his energy, especially like on offense.

I've noticed that. Yeah, he doesn't move around as much as as much as he could. I'll put it that way. Yeah, like he will like chill in the corner.

LeBron does that too though. Yeah, he doesn't play defense and sometimes doesn't play offense. But yeah, you know, you're right. That's a lot of energy going after the refs.

Correct. Correct. A lot of talking to the referee and why doesn't use any energy at all talking to anyone. Right.

Even his teammates. Exactly. We're smiling. Isn't it like if you laugh, you burn 10 calories?

You're like 20 muscles to frown and 10 muscles to smile. But he just doesn't but it takes zero muscles to do neither one. Nothing. Yeah.

Also, shout out LeBron for swearing on Twitter. That was shocking. Fuck right ahead of Space Jam 2. That was very shocking.

Loud ass hell swear word. Yeah. That's here is that will be interesting. And then the Sixers, the Sixers might just be the best team of the East who are just kind of waiting or the best team of the year who are just waiting because they have sort of destroyed the Hawks the last two games.

So who's six seconds is good? Very good. Good. Simmons should have been the defensive player of the year.

So who do they put bin Simmons on if they go up against Nets Bruce Brown? Yeah, Bruce Brown's floaters. Don't let him get floaters in the middle. He just keeps going with the floaters.

And I love it. I'm there are a lot of Bruce Brown haters out there. We are not amongst them. Looking at the box score right now.

He was plus three today. Yeah. Dude, his floaters work. Yeah, sometimes.

It's a JR Smith level every time he shoots early. What are you doing? I think the fact that it's a floater every time. It's like what's going on here.

Like most guys take like one or two floaters a game. Bruce Brown just every shot to floater. Yeah. But I think the Sixers will see.

And I do every time the Sixers win a game and they play that song. It's fucking sick. You have to give them that. Yeah.

OK. All right. So there we go. Anything else from the weekend for basketball?

I think that's about it. I think we covered most sons in four. That's a legend. Oh, a junior loss of championship.

Oh, Drake was there. Yeah. Making it all about himself. Wait, Drake showed up at a tournament with a bunch of 17-year-olds?

Yep. Wow. Careful. No, it's just interesting.

That's all. I'm just intrigued by it. I thought he had some sort of training order. Some 16-year-olds.

Yeah. All right. The hockey, we had the Islanders beat the lightning. So there's a start.

Oh, also the avalanche. We're the greatest teams and everyone to stand in the cup. Yep. You know what?

I'm entering the point in this hockey playoffs. Now I'm mad at people because we were told that the avalanche were just going to shit pump everybody. We were told they were a wagon and they're not a wagon at all. Turns out the Golden Knights might be a wagon.

Turns out the Islanders, America's team, they're the South's team now. There's a chance. The New York Saints. Yeah.

I love Ryan Whitney's situation finest and Biz. There's a chance that there might be some bias where I'm not sure they've talked down on the Islanders so much because Whitney goes at it with their fans. Oh. But it's like I'm starting to wonder if maybe the Islanders are just good.

Yeah. They said the Bruins are going to ship pump the Islanders. It does. They're going to ship up the Islanders and then the Islanders won game one like pretty handled.

I agree with you. It does feel every time the Islanders win a game like wow they must have just done it with like grit and grind. Like how did they pull this off again? They might just be really good.

I think they're the highest scoring team in the playoffs. And they're doing it with other captain who I thought I saw. I think he skated the other day. Is it fair for me to kind of like partially claim this Islanders run as a caps fan because they got very trots and Varley.

It's cap. Is that cap? That's my captain right now? But you know that there's any time that happens you got to be like there's a special part in your brain that's in the interest of self preservation trying to make me feel okay about it.

I think he's mad at the caps for the cap bearing shots. Yeah, that's tough. I think he has to go like he has to leave and have to be gone for a really long while for it to be like okay now I'm rooting for Barry. I mean you're rooting for a campaign.

Yeah. I mean well that's that has become I don't know I still don't know how he's getting these minutes. I don't know. Yeah he's he's a wonder.

I'm more I'm not even rooting for him. I'm just shocked that he's doing what he's doing. And he's actually like contributing. Yeah.

I don't know where but with Barry Trotts it's like he won a Stanley Cup. Yeah no I'm mad. He personally won me a Stanley Cup. Yeah no no you're you're right on that.

I would be more I think just the way he left like how the hell did he leave the year after they won the same. Yes. Contract just ran right that would be that would piss me off that would be more I think you root for Barry Trotts and you're mad at your own friendship. Yes that's where I'm at.

That's still that's yes. Yeah. All right. So the PLL our water dogs are the hottest team in sports.

I don't want to say they listen to us but they definitely listen to us because we dog walked them the last week because they were that bad week one and they actually took our advice to just shoot more. So I'm gonna say good job water dogs. I'm proud of the fellas. They put up I watched both games.

They you know how I know that they actually took some criticism from from the owners suite. Game one they had a power play and I know everyone's like well it's man up it's man up. Dude the fucking NBC Sports broadcast calls it a power play so I'm calling it a power play. Well I'm actually I'm I'm indicting NBC Sports broadcast for that you know who would not make a mistake like that.

No no but they're trying to they're doing this is what happens every time rugby is on television America every single play it's like this is like a free throw in basketball right. Yeah but they should call it a power play if it's a power play but it's a man up whatever. I don't care I'm calling it a power play they call it a power play shut up people you know saying it's man up I'm a big I'm a fucking lacrosse team owner. Do they call it the Sin Bin when a guy goes to the penalty box?

I don't know what they call it. That'd be cool. I napped for most of the games just I'll use it if I got a game. Yeah so I shot right away on the power play of game one game two they started the game one the face off fucking two point bomb four seconds in the game that's how you play boys.

So there's been a shit load of scoring I'm starting to wonder if the balls are doctored and lacrosse is here because is this the first year they're using the day glow yellow ball. I think it's a two point thing. The two point line that's probably that has something to do with it. Yeah we take a lot of long ones though which I don't like to fix that.

We got to take a look at it run it through our software algorithm and see exactly what we need to tweak but we're on the right track. More shots shots I'm convinced not our goalie are goalies cool I like that guy I think they were I think they were getting after at the airport with the boys after a great weekend. Well deserves but every other goalie stinks goal is just sticking across and I'm not saying that is a mean thing I think it's an impossible job for them to have to save a baseball coming at them 105 miles an hour and like a bunch of bodies in front of them all the gear I don't know how any goalie ever saves anything so my point is just shoot more. I'm always amazed that there aren't more like just hard shin bruises in lacrosse from shots like lacrosse ball hitting your leg that seems like most painful thing ever.

Dude our captain I think he's our captain Drew Snyder he got hit in the ribs on Friday night and it was like almost five seconds after he pulled up his shirt and it was completely black and blue. It was crazy. I love the long hair guy with a mustache on our team who's that guy he scores too many goals. Mikey Schlosser.

Mikey Schlosser. It's very tricky because with the font that we use for our numbers it looks like he's number 69 from the side and then he rotates and it's 59. Guys look at us we're just talking lacks. Yeah just regularly talking lacks.

That kid that flow man. I just good to win you know what I'm happy that they listen to us because we sucked week one and if we go back to that I will say that we suck again and we're an embarrassment to the show. I'm just going to say this if we go on a two game losing streak at any point we're going to move the team. We're moving it.

I know that we don't have a town it's like a traveling circus of lacrosse that we do but we're going to move the fucking team. I'm going to lose her. Don't believe me try me because I would love it. Yeah we would we'll fucking do anything.

I'll pay for my own fucking stadium. We won't we won't we won't we'll stop paying the players. We will stop paying the players. That's it.

We have to make them play better we'll fucking do it. We will do it. I don't think there's a union. And then we'll double what we pay them currently if they win four games in a row.

Who's ahead of the union? Who's ahead of the union fucking Paul Raebel's brother. It's probably Paul Paul is the commissioner. And the head of the union.

He negotiates it against himself. Pretty sure we can stop paying the players if we want yeah. Alright any other sports stuff we were going to do talking tennis and talking soccer in segments. So we're not going to miss those.

College Baseball. We're in it. We're watching it. It's on.

It's on. That was our college baseball segment. It was Texas wearing like they were in like Deceptively University of Tennessee type uniforms. uh...

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there's a lot of big fights this weekend high-profile guys i see tiktok or youtubers but on saturday and off right at night maraudam verse erin erin carter erin paul but that's not enough ericarder i don't know what this fight was a incident with a lot of them who've been tweeting about it in the video that came out after but it's a lot of the maraudum is dumbing a record obviously huge height difference in the car was trained at all and he just beat the show of the car also felt like he was mad the maraudum felt like he was just annoyed that this little guy was buzzing around like a mosquito i like the idea that uh... you know how in the fire fest when they did their promotion like we're going to pay all the instagram influencers a ton of money to promote this this fight company was like will just pay budaben and that will be enough and i was i mean i was a person that the video is pretty hilarious of eric just like sprinting and maraudam just be like get get away from you we're not going to spend sucks yeah but i also watch the youtubers tiktok fights on the youtube stream where some kids said it was the title of it was for tonight with the boys and it was like one of the streams where the kid would come on like an interrupt as you guys uh... i think it's tight in twitter and i clicked a link and it was like but i was on it was like 800 people by the end of it there was like 80,000 thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand it'd be hilarious if daniel white was running one of those like to just totally undercut the competition he's doing he's face timing the screen by way nadie has he's the best he loves getting his asking he loves just and he loves also like losing but having everyone respect him the most yeah and be like dude he was about to knock him out and he really could have if he just didn't he was doing that with that weird thing where he was like standing sideways he was presenting his asshole like that's literally what he was doing he was like puts on the show he was looking over shoulder like come on over your big boy you won't and then every time he would get tagged in the face he would like take a second smile and be like that was good i like that we're gonna get him on the show we actually at one point had him he missed the flight i think or no it's something happened where you like fishbowl the studio yeah no he the the question that was asked me before we i was trying to get him on and i was talking to some guys and they're like you guys cool with like if need smokes i'm like yeah definitely let's all smoke so hopefully we have nadon at some point and we all smoke that would be awesome i'm gonna put jake put that in my put that in my to-do list just a future reminder yeah i'm gonna get back into contact with the guy above or below the dick sucking oh hello i'm gonna be all sucked below yeah below dick sucking uh but erin roger's retiring that's today he's gonna he or no he's going to get traded this week okay yes whatever he want this reminder i think every sunday night thursday for the nades or nadon for the nadon for to reach out to the people and try to get that thursday but that's a that's a guaranteed half to be in person yes i do an atia's interview over zoom hey weren't you supposed to do that thing with the leaf blower where you just smoked out the entire studio do that and we'll do that in front of nadis that would be i'm in i bought the pound and then nadis for great we got acquired by pen and i was told that we shouldn't but with nadis nadis for great we can wear a legal state yeah all right all right i had just i'm gonna do everything i can for the a wl's nadis for great i think we could probably pay him to just yeah we just bought him a flight somewhere is that that's not illegal though to buy a pound of marijuana and smoke it with a voice with nadis is it in a legal state it's not i think it still is legal to own over a pound announce we'll do a couple of yeah we'll figure just do an ounce listen details later but just put it everyone put it in their own calendar we're gonna do we should get really high and invent a new talk about it that would be great done make that happen popadias i have a feeling if i get high now that i'm all i'm thinking about is popadias you're just gonna recreate the popadilla yeah that actually is why i think the popadilla was deep right no was was why i was like drawn to it i thought it was a new taco bell item and taco bell only releases the best items facts okay great to crunch best fast food item maybe ever yeah best food ever um all right pft my who's back of the week is Jeremy Tubin Jeremy Tubin Jeffrey Tubin sorry Jeffrey Tubin came back with a vengeance on cnn last week so they brought him back on he's a guy that you might remember he got caught jacking off on a zoom meeting with the new yorker staff and uh so we got fired from new yorker and he was a legal analyst on cnnn they brought him back on and the female anchor that brought him to the desk introduced him and then she's like maybe we should take just a second to get everybody recapped on why you haven't shown your face around here and he was like yeah i guess if you want to do that go ahead and then she spent about a minute and a half talking about how he got caught jacking off on a skype call at his other job and wasn't welcome back or he got fired from that job and it was i i love seeing somebody just get publicly shamed for jacking off yep and with jeff ritouven i need like a disclaimer on my screen at all times when he's presenting any sort of legal advice he should already should wear like a scarlet letter but it's like the eggplant emoji on his chest or at the very least give me like a yellow box like they show on a score bug for flags when jeremy two-bin shows up give me a yellow box that pops up it's like this guy jacks off it should it should be uh the jackass it should be like warning this man has been has jacked off in front of a camera before warning this guy master base yes yes so i'm looking forward to seeing more of him on the tv uh he's just i if you are him he's probably what like sixty what do you think sixty five or sixty one years old respect respect first of all to jeff ritouven for continuing to have a healthy sex life with his hand when you're sixty one i've just always assumed that when you hit fifty you shouldn't jack off anymore like that's it's not becoming honestly your age of a gentleman do that you can't be jacking off anymore i wish that um he had just because you know the the cnn thing i watched as well it was so awkward and he's like i hope i can regain your trust and and of course like jerking off from your colleagues whether he says that he doesn't know he was on camera whatever like very bad but he should have been like hey guys listen i'm a guy i jerk off mm-hmm you know what you should trust me more because i'm just a regular guy who jerks off and guess what this is my pledge to you i will not do it in front of any more cameras they should do a segment called jackin it with jeffery he talks about like some instagram thought we need to do it you have to own it at this point yeah dude guess what you're going to get bonked once or twice that's the day and age that we live in but yeah just become the jack off guy yeah we should put this in the notes jake let's try to book him and let's try to jerk off in front of him yeah have judge us definitely get a zoom call going with two of them i would like to be too off whenever yeah you surprise us all right we should have a bug below the the we're gonna mind we should actually try to stop on the zoom call with jeffry yeah so we'll interview him and then we'll just right in the middle of it we'll say that we thought the cameras were off yeah we'll just start trying to give ourselves head i would like to do an exit interview with jeffry to the jeffy norse did we want to do it like during football season maybe before yeah it feels like four after a week before or after all right it's like when we go august yeah all right alpha wait when's when's national masturbation day i know right after right after puparino day uh national masturbation is may seventh may have been we just missed it damn it all right so next year may seventh put it on all right to all those who celebrate my first though so we can yeah yes we get a little bit yeah my who's back is uh the cubger pack uh they're i'm i know statistics behind this the hottest team in baseball and also rigly is packed and also anthony rizzo uh was under fire on friday because he didn't get vaccine vaccinated but then he had like one of those 16-pitch at bats where you know i'm which is the coolest thing you can do in a baseball game so pretty much i'll forgive him and nobody's gonna bring up the vaccination stuff after in a bat like that no exactly like it was i was watching it live it was what it is one of the coolest things to do when you're watching a baseball game and a guy keeps falling off every single pitch and you get to like 12 13 14 pitches and you just know like he's gonna do something sweet because he just you just feel it in the in the crowd rises and everyone gets into it and then boom home runs so yeah everything else he said earlier that day who cares but i got i got offered a trade in my fancy baseball league cmet express anthony rizzo was on it i declined it because i don't want to actually don't want him in fact i keep 85 threshold i don't want to have him getting my other players sick yeah 85 threshold yep i want to keep it like that so you can my guys can enjoy life stay loose a little bit it was very sick all run uh it's nothing better than like any at bat that goes above 10 pitches yeah that ends in a hit yeah forget about a home run that ends in a hit it feels like you've just watched the greatest movie of all time and you can also say you can sound like you are a true baseball analyst you're like that was a professional at bat yeah that was a professional at bat all the kids at home it's just great seeing the crowds back like i know that we've done this before the fans i would we say by like thanksgiving you have to stop saying great to have fans back yeah you got to have at least one home game in every major sport at all the iconic destination okay yeah so that was this weekend it was cubs cardinals it was beautiful friday afternoon game like beautiful weather and everyone's having great time in the bleachers the best oh it just occurred to me with the sons guy that we talked about earlier yeah do you think that the sons are team of destiny that we talked about the gorilla i think so for harambe yeah i think so until chris ball gets hurt because that's yeah happens true um but we're sons podcast seriously just another pat on the back for us to go from to switch from a regular season nuggets podcast we we put a fucking MVP in our trophy case and then we switch the team to get swept by everything we touch turns to gold on the show all time move water dogs are on fire yeah water dogs can't stop winning literally cannot stop winning uh jake you're who's back uh some own biles she won the u.s gymnastics championship seventh all around national title just a reminder that coming up the olympics u.s is good at very niche sports yes the there was a clip of Simone biles uh super slow motion and it blew my fucking mind yeah like the shit she does in the air is insane well she's doing the biles yeah she's doing the biles but watching it in super slow mo is there like five different be done there's like five different moves that she does in the air yeah i would forget what i was doing next i would just do like two flips a twist another flip another twist i'd break every single ball you know what i would do is i went on one of those fucking bouncy mats the minute i tried to lift off my ankles would just shatter your body now your soulful you know what i also would do is i'd end like this and i'd at least one point for that that's true if you do this you get it's like yes ates right well yeah no your name now you get two order points if you end like this it's not just that you have to salute the judges right the judges now respect you have to look at the judges present yourself to them yeah if you've got like compound fractures together and both legs you're looking like lieutenant dan won't be hard you hit the floor and you just like look at them and go like that i mean that's better than some olympians have done won't be hard to have my ankles be touching because the bones will be just sticking out both touching that way you've got the scooter and then i'm just did you right off that was majestic all right let's get started with bobby Valentine we got some segments coming up after before we get to our interview you have to get a quick word from our sponsor yes i'm very excited about this so we've talked a little bit about the show dave on this podcast actually watched the entire season one so good it's coming back it's coming back and today's episode part i take is brought to you by that all new season of the fx original comedy dave dave stars none other than dave bird also known as the rapper lil dicky who believes he's destined for rap super stardom but at what cost he's got pressure mounting as he records his debut album dave has decided he's got a sacrifice friendships love and his own sense of self in order to make his dream come true season two is going to have some awesome desk stars you got lil naz x kevin heart kendall jennifer dojakat j balvin and more and our own barstle sport staff have also shared how excited they are for the return of dave and the barstle article about the dave season two trailer available to watch on youtube nate wrote i think if there's one thing that is universally loved it's the tv show dave well said he's absolutely 100 right he said lil dicky is a genius shout out my man gator i love gator he's my favorite character on the show there isn't a single spot for a joke wasted in the script that was from vibs one of the best seasons of a show i've seen in a long long time that's from hubs it's one of the funniest and best shows in a long long time lil dicky so insanely talented it's absurd that's also from nate so dave drops wednesday june sixteenth on fx x nothing else from hubs it was just that one thing from hubs why no just curious nichon to nate's the star of this ad read yeah um and then vibs only had one so we have to show the spotlight with everybody else so uh dave drops wednesday june sixteenth on fx x streaming next day on fx on hulu uh we love dave it's gonna be incredible watch it check it out you will not be disappointed it's a pft guarantee now here is the event with rap bobby valentine okay we now welcome on a very special guest it is bobby valentine valentine why don't valentine valentine valentine valentine valentine i never called you valentine like a teacher back in school oh sure i get in my own head when i pronounce names bobby valentine uh very excited to have you on you there's a lot we got to talk about but you are running for mayor of stanford that's how i saw you pop up the other day uh your ad which was fantastic and let's just start at the most important topic because i pointed out that i would like to be uh part of your campaign team and the first order of business would be we wouldn't do a single ad without mentioning that you invented the rap so we need to talk about you inventing the rap you are one of the greatest inventors of all time it's up there with michael angelo i don't know who tomis edison who else invented stuff i mean there are a lot of inventors but you go down the list and you see the guy that invented the rap like a rap you actually change the sandwich game yes the people eat wraps all the time so let's do it let's talk about hank also would be on that list yeah hey bro yeah all right let's talk about the rap and then we can talk about everything else we want to talk about you running for mayor and all that but the rap you invented the rap first off i think it's a little misnomer that i invented because i think it creates stuff in the kitchen so i i'm not sure even though they always say i invented it i i don't think that's the case but you know it's a simple story uh in 1981 i'm cooking you know i opened up a restaurant i've been in the business for a year the book doesn't show up i go back in the line i'm flipping hamburgers the whole nine yards in the president of the bank that loaned me the money just opened the restaurant came in and he wanted a club sandwich which he always wanted even though we didn't have a club sandwich on the menu now club sandwich i was always on toast well this particular day the poster was out of order in this particular day we just received a big batch of penance for chishells from phoenix arisola because in new england they didn't have nachos in 81 okay that was a west coast thing and so we were cutting it for chishells and deep prying them to get the nacho trip and put them in our nachos well when he came in and asked for the club sandwich in the middle of lunch i had a 20 hamburgers that i'm paying a test to cut the fridge i said we'll get them something and i took a 10 inch tortilla i put all the ingredients of a club sandwich the mail the whole nine yards i rolled it up i put cheese on the packet i put it underneath a salamander i melted the cheese to hold the layer together i took it out i cut it into three pieces i set it out to him and told him waitress Debbie greenie at the dine hello this is a club sandwich Mexican style and he loved it it became a favorite in the restaurant we put put it on the menu and about four months later my nannager was on one of these little cooking stations and he was in the kitchen showing what we do in our restaurant and they said do you have anything special he says oh yeah you know we invented this new sandwich type called the wrap well there were a lot of naysayers and when this came out and then more naysayers when i went up to manage in boston so a couple of the really cool reporters up there decided that they get their friends at the wall street journal can do a national search to find out who had a wrapped sandwich on the menu before 1981 i guess what they couldn't find anyone and they said i invented the wrap you invented the wrap i seriously like i know you you know major league manager incredible career successful restaurant running for mayor you do though that like you inventing the wrap is the number one accomplishment and it should be and it's like body valentine he invented the wrap i think it's right at the top of the platform yeah that and wearing a mustache and to the back out right sort of things i'm known for you know i got an illustrious career i really did a lot of stuff yeah i had been in a wrap you know that restaurant by the way it wasn't after a successful career and i was after playing ten years in the big leagues and i had six thousand dollars in the bank and i was at a charity dinner where a guy said hey what are you doing i said i'm waiting for the phone to ring i had played with the c l mariners in 79 and he said what if the phone doesn't ring i said whoo i'm in trouble he says well you probably saved a lot of money in your career didn't you and i said yeah a little over six thousand dollars now the most i ever made was twenty eight thousand dollars at the player that's for a year um and i said well i don't really have an option he said you ever think about doing a restaurant and i said no he showed me this place he said i'll be your partner we can get some inexpensive financing this is 1979 guys i didn't know about financing you know what i mean and if you wanted to borrow money from a bank then it was oh loan shark in this one particular area was urban renewal zone and so the federal government was loaning money to people who wanted to invest in the urban renewal zone so we got cheaper money i've got thirty three thousand dollars my dad and i took down the walls and the ceilings and the floors and built the tables and the bars and even some of the chairs and we opened up with a sports ticker a satellite dish which were unknown to people i really actually think the first sports ticker in america was in stanford kennedykitt where you invented sports bars too yeah you invented the entire concept of like a buffalo wild wings that credit should go to bobbi valentine as well oh at least full credit yes and i like the fact that you said you made sure that we use the correct nomenclature which was you created the rap to me that tells me that you are the true inventor of it because uh if you were just trying to take all the credit for it you'd be like yeah that's me i invented it but it's more of an art form in the kitchen i'm curious how like if you go out to a restaurant and a rap is on the menu how quick are you to point out to your server like you know i invented that or i created that excuse me i could tell you i never did it over all of the years i probably bought a lot of raps but i never brought it up only because you know this was 1981 it was 2012 when the wall street journal did the thing so i wasn't going to say it because people would say oh bs at that time now they'll say oh google that that can't be true right so i didn't want anybody calling bs on something like that right so you you brought it up wearing the fake mustache coming back at the dugout after you got ejected from a game one of the all-time visuals in the history of the sport of baseball you come back in incognito in disguise trying to blend in did you have the mustache ready to go because you knew that you'd be ejected at some point and you're like i'm going to pull the stunt out or was it just like a crime of opportunity where you walk back and you saw the mustache in the clubhouse and you're like you know what this feels like a good thing to do i wish i could take credit for that one i can't um you know it's oral ericizer and roderventor who were in the clubhouse after i got ejected and after i got through picking a few of the schools they said hey you got to go back out there because we had a situation where i had some new coaches in the dugout we didn't really know our team it was extra innings maybe there's going to be an important managerial maneuver and they wanted to be out there i said i can't go out there guys i can't do it i said yeah here put on this hat put on these glasses take off your uniform and go out there just a t-shirt and i did the glasses in the hat and the t-shirt i went into the training room and i looked in the mirror and see what it would look like and then i looked down and i saw the stems that you put on the knee through your eye you know to keep the reflection of the sun and so i took one of them and i put it over here and i took another and i put it over here i looked at them and oral said oh they'll never know yeah with that i went down there it cost me ten thousand dollars well then really they finally ten thousand dollars in a three-day suspension and i got reduced to a five thousand dollar fine and a two-day suspension for some ridiculous reasons so what was the fallout was it like did anyone i would assume the guys in the clubhouse liked it what about the owners like what are you doing why would you do this well i did because it was a tough time of the season i just want to know you guys will like this because you can google it if you want but like three days before when there was a change of my coaches i had to do a press conference at Yankee Stadium okay my coaches were gone i had to sit and take questions and answers and one of the questions was why do you leave with your coaches and show them loyalty and i said well because they told me to stay here turn this around so they could get a ton of the money at the end of the season when we make the playoffs and what are they for it i said yeah well what's your record going to be in the next 55 games and i got up and i was walking out and i stopped and i looked at him and i said we'll go 40 and 15 and he said what if you don't as i was walking i mean a really fun New York press corps huh yeah what if you know i had no sleep you know the whole night with my coaches and i looked over and i said if we don't i'll quit and just because google's out there um we went 40 and 50 there you go yeah the job unbelievable so everyone was all weirded out in the dugout when i got thrown out and so i went out for a little levity and the guy who was a stoic guy like he was not older you can get in the laugh or smile if you had a magician in a clown come in at the same time and he was walking up the ad deck circle he kind of looked over his shoulder and he saw me down at the end of the dugout and he stopped at his laughing and then everyone turned their head down the dugout to see what he was laughing at and with that the third base camera that was over third base and the second deck zoomed down into the dugout where i was standing at the end busted nor yeah that's unfortunate it's almost like if everybody had just played it cool at the time you probably would have gotten away with it just played it cool guys yeah and when you're talking major league baseball after the fact i would have just told him it was funny come on you have to admit that it's funny is that why they knocked the suspension down or the uh find out from 10 000 or 5 000 because they were like you know what at the end of the day it laughs a lot letter Coleman who was the president of the national league at the time at the time you had a president of national league and president basically game a commissioner i appealed it to him he was a really good guy matter of fact he was a friend of a friend of mine and they still played golf together and i went in and said um mr president you got to give me a break on this one it's tough situation everyone laughed we won the game there's no hard gun i never put on a play i didn't have any involvement with what went on it's only for two innings and he said yeah Bobby i laughed when i saw it too but i have to do the president 5 000 two-day suspension i like it so you've been you've been around the game for a long time and it seems like the the credo of baseball is almost it's not cheating if you can get away with it or it's not cheating if they don't call it you take every advantage that you can to win a game and recently we've seen majorly baseball start to crack down or they say they're gonna crack down on some of the sticky stuff that that pitchers have been using has that been something that's just been part of the game for the last 40-50 years and now it's just coming to the forefront or is this like a recent development oh it's it's recent and it's much more refined right uh the the sticky stuff isn't by chance it's by trial and error to find out what works the best and you know in the day if you will if you go back even 25 years ago pitchers would have these gross calluses on the end of their fingers sometimes the calluses would break off and become a blister and the pitcher wouldn't pitch for a couple weeks until the skin grow grew back you know they put on new skin and and all these things to try to get the skin to grow back but they had the big calluses so that when their fingers were on the seam of the ball and the ball would leave their fingers it would create more spin huh well the smart guys got together and they said well i'm tired of getting blisters and and having my wife say that i had an ugly finger uh or two or three or whatever it is i'm going to do it a different way and so they get the super sticky stuff one of the things i remember guys pulling around with was the uh mice paper you know you put in your attic and what a little house goes under you know i'm here forever type of stuff you know you know it's forever they started pulling around with that because you really had it at our armpit and we really had it had it go into dip the ball ball but when it came off it created more spin and that's where we are today and you know just as far as that's concerned why do we always have to hang or dirty laundry out in public why can't major league baseball when they have these situations like the other sports i don't ever hear of a scandal in the me they give it the i'm not going to mention any sports but you know if you're gonna be six five three hundred and forty pounds or run a four four and do it all naturally well you know god bless you but you'll get tested they're not talking about a problem that they have or for anything else that people might use to enhance it but when it's only baseball it's over-duty again and what allows the image that is created yeah no i agree i think i think what happens with baseball is a lot of times baseball will ignore a problem until it becomes so public and they'll try to find one or two guys to stick it on you know the steroid era was very prevalent everyone was doing it and then you know you get a couple guys that you put in front of uh you know the grand jury or whatever with a congressional hearing and you say well this is the face of the problem just like this one right now like hey garrick holl and trev or the face of the problem no probably everyone's done it and you guys have just ignored it for long enough that it became public and now you gotta do something spot-on you are so exactly right and uh why i don't know maybe you know some say it's lack of leadership but um i don't i don't get it i i am tired of defending our sport it's a pretty good sport and not everyone treats but everyone tries to do things that will give them an advantage was it cheating i'm not sure um you know i used to flash signals in second base and when i coached third base if the catcher was you know showing me the sign once in a while i had a signal with the hitter especially left-handed hitters who would look down and see what i was doing i'd get them either location or pitch was i cheating i don't know if i was cheating i think you know shame on them for letting me get the sign and that stuff with the signs of the Astros i just have to say this one real quick because i'm not the smartest guy in the room but if the Astros got this technology from that side it was going to steal these signs and relay them to the dugout on internet Wi-Fi with fiber app optics and in a megasecond they were going to get the sign and they were going to relay it to the hitter believe me guys they wouldn't be butt banging on a garbage drum and give the hitter a signal okay if you want me to believe that then you probably have some water front property in Arizona you want me to purchase wow so let's unpack that a little bit because you can hear the garbage can being hit at certain times are you are you saying that they didn't cheat are you saying that it's the line of thinking that it was players like how to weigh that had the the vibrating bandages that they were sending it in on it was it was very high tech it was it had to be very high tech guys if if the catcher said something to the umpire during and at that i would hear it in the opposing dugout who huh if the hitter went up there and made some noise that sometimes people laugh at when it slips huh i would hear it in the dugout how could i not hear someone banging the drum when the curveball was coming come on they were banging it to the sign they probably danged it when basketball danged the curveball danged it with blinders and you know the opposition said well we can't decipher the code so it must not be anything with the banging of the drum interest i like the i like the notion that nasa was there helping out that just that kicks it up an extra notch yeah well you know and i always say that because i've heard that they were leaned on when the new administration came in to deal with a lot of the metrics you know the swing and the pitch the mechanic because they weren't doing much down there and used him and they got some of these real smart guys that come in evaluate the mechanics and biomechanics of the players they had a nice edge there nothing wrong with that but i'm guessing one of the biomechanical guys came up and brought one of the it guys up and said hey where we just related singles too yeah just go a little much yeah i would like to see maybe SpaceX got involved with the Dodgers after they lost the Astros and then Elon Musk is now helping the Dodgers out maybe or you know one of the astronauts in that SpaceX played baseball at army and he might be part of there right now might be relaying some of the signs let's go we got to get you on infill scores i like what your head says all right so not to bring up bad things bobby but we have to address the the red sock season of chicken and beer things i know that people listen to show where red socks fans would be like you got to bring it up so biggest regret from that year and if you could go back and do it all again what would you change i would say that esp n that's a good one yeah that's good answer yeah they were ready to give me a multi-year contract and i was loving the job and you know yeah i you know everyone has the woulda shoulda you know and regrets i have a few i took that job like in december you know i usually before a season i usually started preparing for the next season if they the see the previous season ended right i didn't even have coaching staff i didn't know the players i had to fly around the country a new year's eat to meet guys who the front office thought i might have offended with something i said when i was doing esp n delicas to make sure that they were going to cool me coming in as their manager you know before the season started and then when i got there they said and make sure you tell everyone you came out beer in the club house i said whoa is it what am i'm gonna drink after the game right i mean i wait a minute i know what you're kidding i mean no one wants a cold beer better than me on a hot summer day and they said no the manager asked me what he said it's not my responsibility it's not my liability i mean if someone drinks too much in the club house after the game goes out and runs someone over you know i'm not the one responsible person with a liquor license is responsible yeah i know that would be a bar owner for 40 years so um you know i i didn't want to be that if i came in as this super cop um which i'm not you know i need not i'm anything but the the guy who goes all the way over to enforce silly rules um so anyway yeah it started off that and it was kind of okay for a little while um but then um on that Patriots day you know i ride a bike every morning and so i got up real early a five in the morning i'm riding down uh i'm driving over to Cambridge and and down the river and across and came back about 630 in the morning for this 10 a.m. like game i think it is or 11 and one of my players was was waiting for when i came back and he was all upset about something i said the night before in a TV interview now you gotta get some sweaty i think like bike stuff it's early in the morning uh and i'm going i wasn't in had an interview last night wait what are you talking about i wasn't on tv last yeah you were you were on an interview last night and you said that i wasn't playing up to my capabilities and i said oh no i don't think so and then he left it was real upset saying that i was lying then i found out that the first tape show which was tape sunday before the game on sunday was aired on sunday night this is monday morning and i i don't know what it was there i didn't know the process up in boston i was there for a few weeks you know i just moved into an apartment um so anyway i was saying to the guys lying to me you guys here what you said and all that stuff don't i had to take it back and say yeah i was on tv last night in the state so i would take them back one back yeah so so the season goes on up there and like obviously a big part of being a manager i think is to keep the clubhouse loose you have so many games you have so many games it can grow a little bit tired so many can be but not in this over the course of the season you want to let the guys have some fun you want to treat them like men and let them you know do what they want to do at certain times in order to you know make sure the team stays cohesive do you regret was there like a little bit was it a little bit too lazy fair that season where at the end the story line did become like they were drinking too much beer and they were eating too much chicken no we remember i was there for the chicken beer i wasn't there that year i came in the next year after the general manager at midnight ludacooka went to chicago and the manager retired um and i got a call while i was over in japan partying with all my players at one of our anniversary seasons and i was at dinner i got a phone call and i got the job offer tonight um so no i i didn't i didn't know about the chicken of beer i knew about it from the story on yes the end if he talked about i thought it was crazy it was at the end of the season um but i didn't know anything about it and you know when you're talking about being loose that's one of the places that you actually get a little looser you have a bear with the guys you go over and you say hey what are you doing you're all right you know relax tomorrow's another day something like that one day i tried to tell this will middle grunts who i love as a player by the way who took over for eucalyse when you left which was a real big burden on him to replace a star like you can act in that area he made three errors in a game and he went over to own stop by his locker after the game i said hey dude no big deal i played for the dodgers i made three errors in a game when i was coming off of the field it was seek cushion night and everybody was standing up in the second deck and they were flying the seek cushion down trying to hit me as i was coming off of the field we don't even have seek cushion right here man you're full don't worry about it i'm not the game of story that i was hitting him but i'm making three errors in a game but you know yeah you know yeah can happen yeah yeah um i just speak and if it could happen that year it happened right right where it's just kind of a yeah everything that could go bad goes bad so talking about managers you did play at one point for a hall of fame manager may rest in peace tommy lisorda who has been on he was on this show before he passed away led to the game what was he like in his heyday when he was you know firing brimstone and you know full of it well when he when i played for him he was really full of it okay i left san francan i had to get him as an 18 year old went out to hoden utto he was my rookie league manager from there he became my triple-a manager for two years and we went to venus weila and the vina kennley public during the winter time and we played there he was just learning to be a man he was just learning how to get a free meal at every restaurant he went into he was just learning how close you could get to an umpire without touching him well true or not tobacco we're not sitting on him i mean he was he was protecting everything that made him a character a character in one of one of the great guys in uniform ever my only regret is i never played for him in the major leagues but i watched him from afar i played against him when i was at the boundaries in the match and when i got to manage the all-star game in 2001 i went to the commissioner and asked special permission if i could have an additional coach he had already retired if i could have in the dugout with me so that we could say that we were in uniform one time in the major leagues and he allowed it i don't know if you know that looper film that's when he talked into going out in coaching third base and a lot of mere marirals swung out alone away slider let go of the back and it went spinning with overweight old man tomulus sort of seeing it zoom in on his forehead so it's standing ovation of 50 pounds of people putting himself up and i swear before he went out you haven't been out there in one time it's happening quickly these balls are coming down there if you die when you're out there i'll never ever be able to live with myself you're not does it the first thing second let me go out there body let me get on me believe it's it's not your place i gotta go out there i gotta go out there i gotta go out there i told by the fourth any i said all right take it we need some runs first hitter he almost died so he's like he's notorious as being a fiery guy like in the time that we met him i think he recounted probably a dozen different stories of times that he either got into a fight with somebody or wanted to fight somebody did he ever try to fight you because i almost feel like that's a badge of honor that's when tommy loves you is when he cares enough about you try to take a swing never tried to take a swing but one day i didn't listen to him i was playing shortstop in the bottom of the night and he was going to the front of the dugout body move over body move over and i moved over about that far you know and the guy took a swing body move over and i moved over about that far and the guy hit the ball he hit a slow hopper to my right i feel that it man on third two outs high score through the first he pulled himself we lost the game the clubhouse was in right field he met me in the middle of the diamond as the game ended and walked that far from my ear as i was walking to the clubhouse in right field and he said everything about me that anybody who really didn't like me would say about me and he screamed it at the top of his lungs so now we never went to battle but uh you know he screamed at me a lot that's what you're doing so i think you might be our first we've been doing this for a very long time i think you might be our first major league manager which is crazy i think that's true i think that's true i haven't been able to get major league manager on the show so i i have to ask this question when it comes to getting kicked out of a game what is the thought process of like kicking dirt on the ump's shoes stealing a base did you ever steal a base like that stuff you know turning your hat backwards talk us through that because that is in my mind and you know watching baseball there's a lot of funny quirks of the game but when a manager gets tossed there's something really special where it's like all right here comes a show we really want to see him earn it so what was your approach when you knew i'm going out there i'm coming back i'm getting tossed what are you going to do to toss me well the real argument comes after they toss you sometimes they toss you just because of nuance you know one time i asked the umpire if i could get thrown out for what i was thinking and when he said no he threw me out of the game you know so and then you start because i told him what i was thinking yeah which was i think you said i think that you're a piece like you're called terrible or something i probably questioned his ability to work as a professional yeah yeah probably yeah but you're you're spun on it's all theatrics there there are times most every time i got kicked out of the game as i was walking by and in this way as you say the nuances of the game one of my players would say well you go skip you know under his breath where i went out of his eyes going by you know like you know it was a good act yeah and you didn't want to waste their time if it wasn't a good act so you had to have your stuff together i had a lot of records yep yeah i had about 24 times that i walked off the field into the clubhouse and i got caught once coming back and i'm oh we already talked about it yeah but did you ever did you ever do the kick the dirt i kicked the dirt i kicked the dirt i kicked the dirt to the bases i i uh remember one time Chuck Knoblock was given second base on a play when Todd's we were playing this interleak series you know you know how tough that was back in 78 seven i mean 98 and in 97 when it was first interleak play the Yankees got to play the Mets it was like the end of the world yes everything mattered with what was going on in those games and i think it was like in the first inning Todd Zeo was standing over at first base and Knoblock hit a ball and he kind of ran around Zeo and he was out at second base and the umpire called obstruction on Todd Zeo and gave Knoblock a double and i happened to know the rule book pretty good and i started receiving citing the rule to it and saying that obstruction occurs you point to it the play continues then if your determination whether the obstruction what caused the guy the out of the next base if it wasn't the obstruction that caused the video then he's out if it was then he's safe but the play continues he was out by 20 feet there's no way it just running around Todd forced him to the out by that much so i ran in the special it was first inning right so you could see the strides in the dirt the wave now got came around right and so i started running in those strides and yelling in the side is running it was kind of yeah footprints in the sand yes old poem i love it i love all that stuff i i do always appreciate when a manager covers home with dirt being like here you clean this up and then it never never cleans it off they always make the catcher clean it up but it's all the best yeah that one the minor league manager a couple years ago that did the army crawl grabbed the rosin bag and then it was a great aid through it like that one by the way that was a good move yeah you did get kicked out once you said you got kicked out because you're breast dunk oh probably at least that's what they said you got too close to your breast things you're gone yeah so that's always been one of my favorite one of big mysteries really baseball because they don't let any of the miked up segments come out they let once slip a couple years ago when it was a manager yelling at the umpire i've always wondered when you're screaming right in his face do you just black out and let it fly do you remember what you say do you have a rehearsed speech that you give into them are you guys just like screaming every word that you can think of into each other's mouths okay that's interesting because lisorda was the master and i saw him do it in the minor leagues when you could stay out there for 15 minutes if you want to and and he he was spectacular and he had a way of putting adjectives and adverbs every other word you know with you is it was the pronoun that the adjective was the right you can cuss on the show you motherfuckers probably what he said yeah i know so i learned from him and i had a kind of a straight intro that always got me going you know like how the fuck did you call that or what the fuck were you thinking by calling that yep just like a prop for your brain to get started and then you recognize and you start yes very cool i also read this is kind of interesting you were being considered to be the ambassador to japan from the united states a few years ago is that true i don't think so you know that was reported and just so we know this was the time when chris christy was handling the transition team at the white house and a friend of mine Anthony Scaramucci was dealing to be the press secretary and during that we i had received the rising sun award from the emperor of japan for building bridges between our two countries not only when i was the baseball manager but afterwards and when the sonani hit i raised hundreds of thousands of dollars to help refurbish fields that were destroyed i brought teams over to play and all that stuff and so they that Anthony was invited to the ceremony but he was in dc and while he was in dc he said something about the award and said wouldn't he be a great ambassador he feels bridges the next thing i know i got a call from some recorder who says i hear you being mentioned as an ambassador i said maybe i'll be mentioned but i have nothing to do with that that's a that's a pay grade a little above mine yeah all right so here's another one you saw ufo ones how do we all i believe you wish i had they definitely exist so you saw one during a press conference though yeah we stopped at chase stadium everyone looked everyone pointed i said to the press did you see that and two or three the guys said they did and then i was pretty sure i took a wonderful 17 17 day excursion down the Colorado river through the grand canyon in a dory boat you know a five person boat with one words and all that camp out at night and and and had a wonderful time well the stars are plentiful and you can see all the satellites that are circling earth really clearly there was one thing i saw there it wasn't a star it wasn't the moon and it wasn't a satellite so i think there's stuff up there yes i was going to say the one at chase stadium i don't want to tell you what you did or didn't see but that is next to the vuaria airport so it could have been a plane it could have been a plane it wasn't nighttime yeah you know it wasn't really high in the sky but who knows yeah but i i i mean one of those days they were asking me why i made the pitching change and i might have wanted to stretch them that's a great attraction but i believe the Colorado river one that's that's for sure all right so let's talk real quick you're running from air i watched your ad i loved it uh i do want to work on your campaign you're running unaffiliated correct i am so it's all about the people of stanford what are we gonna do what i saw you walk across that bridge i'm a literal learner so i like that you're walking across a bridge talking about fixing that bridge and i was like i see it i see his vision because you're on the bridge that you need to fix so uh what what made you get into this what made you you know a lot of people don't want to be in the public i like this and be in politics what made you think like hey this is a good idea let's do it it's my hometown number one it's been really good to me you know i i was always treated like a you know the special son of his town and now that i've had a place where i've had 50 years of experience in five different countries uh leading people changing things fixing things making things better when i left i said why wouldn't i want to lead one of the finest little cities in american the right direction going into the next year and out of covid you know i saw a lot of similarities from 9-11 and how we dealt with fear and uncertainty and how we thought we'd we'd never get back on track again you know and i think i had a lot of lot to do with some of the healing process and i think there's a lot of people who need to be healed there are businesses that need to be healed there are children who lost the years education or part of it and they need to be healed you know we have a growing city but it's growing apart in all of the different sectors of our city and that's that bridge kind of symbolized i think i could build the bridges that unite the city who knows if that's going to work and and do it and unaffiliated that means i have no party support no party money no party uh you know uh it or data or any of that other stuff but i have a really great team that i'm building and i want to see because i have a team builder if i could build a team that and win an election and then build a team that runs a great city i like that and then build a team of all the citizens of stanford together working together keeping them loose too over the course of the year i think i think you've got the right temperament for it some of the best leaders i've ever had have been maybe my second third grade teachers i remember they'd reward us with pizza parties if we all read you know we did all our reading or whatever what if you did maybe you promised everyone if you pick up x amount of trash in our city parks over the course one weekend we're doing a pizza from colony grille everybody has to eat i love it and i think chris jerry would love it too because instead of paying all those dollars he's the owner you know colony pizza or one of the owners that we give him some of the money back and you know there's a lot of private and public partnerships that have to be established for say 135 000 to grow the way i see it needing to grow and one of those things we're talking about pizza parties that people who work in the city are like thinking of salary whether they're in uniform or out of uniform but they're public servants a lot of people have decided that this is what they want to do with their time their energy and they're like and i don't think they're rewarded enough i don't think that they're thanked enough i don't think that there's enough parties that celebrate their hard work and i'm hoping that i i could have those little gatherings and go to the offices that people sit in for eight hours a day with dim lights and and old computers and i appreciate them so follow a question on colony colony grille hot oil are you a stinger guy what what's your order that's honestly i like high oil yes um you know and you know i remember a colony dill loy was a mayor of the city and then a governor of our state and i'm pretty sure i campaigned with a big collie grille you know four years ago or whatever it was it's a great it's a great place yes it's some of my favorite pizza ever a little hypothetical here if you had to pick one of the two small businesses that you personally had to close down would be colony grille or the dan patrick show no luckily dan patrick's up and over it out of my career there we go i was going to say i was i was trying to figure out a way to to work in uh you know a little ww because that is in stanford i think did they move their headquarters yet i don't know if they did across the street maybe if they've only the ubs building where we had a vacancy there and they're a great partner a great uh uh uh company to be in our city um you know linda mccman was a trustee at sacred heart university and um you know her daughter steppenie and and husband the whole family have been credits our community and and their their business is also yes and so i was thinking like i know they were built out of grenish street uh grenish uh katiket but the mean street posse maybe we bring them back joey abs peak gas how can we know so much absolutely i used to love attitude or wrestling so yeah we bring those guys well someone highly up in your your company lives in mucanian and i think you guys should film right out of the village or one of our cool spaces new media centers right here in stanford so i think that it's a good really hard in my day it's a good idea like how joe rogan everybody's moving to austin you make stanford the austin of kennedykitt yeah get a bunch of podcasters to move in we'll do it yeah why not just drop the bag off body every day and i use that as an original thought or yeah i see i'll just know i i'll say that i heard it yes i get full credit it's cool i'm down to appear in an ad if we if you buy us colony grille like we will come up and we will sit there and we'll be like we endorse this message because we got pizza yeah well maybe that chris is now president rangers maybe you need someone to who that's the time to yeah listen we will be your unofficial it we're just ideas guys yeah don't ask us to follow guys keep them coming in the rap on every act all right so i have one last question okay last question it is brought to you by ro back it's the ro back question use code pft on ro back dot com for 20 percent off your first purchase ro back dot com r h o b a c k dot com code pft they make the best performance polls and the only performance polls we wear and for our guests today we're going to give you a ro back performance q zip on us um this one's kind of random but you have a collection of every world series program is that correct since 1912 almost yeah i have 1905 i missed 1909 but i have a 1912 which interestingly enough was one of the first ones i collected and that was the first boss in red Sox world series and a hundred years later in 2012 i was managing the red Sox i had that program too that's cool so you know we were in the world series yeah so uh like you have all these i mean that's a really cool thing to have what what's your favorite what's your specific favorite world series program well i i have a 1927 Yankee world series program with a big root autograph on it and i think it gets the most ouz and ouz when i'm welcome people around the house absolutely absolutely i have a 69 met one that has everyone's signature on it that's pretty cool wow yeah that's awesome i i had one last last question i i still remember watching commercials for the the zen of bobby v the movie that was made about you it was in some major film festivals do you remember when that came out uh did you get like a little a little bump in notoriety do you still enjoy watching that movie or is it one of those things where you watch a movie about yourself and it's like a little cringy because you know no one likes to sound their own voice you can be a little bit more judgmental of yourself on camera i was judgmental but uh i can i get a quick backstory uh we have a minute yeah yeah so three college seniors from NYU they were juniors when they approached me said we want to come to Japan you're doing great things over there we want to follow you with a camera and do a documentary and i said yeah yeah get your education and then come see me again well at the end of the year they came see me again at the restaurant Stanford during the off season and they said hey we did this documentary last year we moved in an old age home down in Florida we were there for three months with all these people and we did a wonderful documentary take a look if you like it maybe we could do it well they get eight hundred thousand dollars from ESPN and travel around with me in the team for the entire season in Japan and make this film which is or was the first documentary that the ESPN ever filmed the zen about vv and then they said whoa people like this stuff and started doing more just the passport one of the three uh as he graduated we started a little film company he says hey i could do this i could do this and so that was in nine uh two thousand and seven and it debuted two thousand they viewed at the trite at the field festival and the three guys graduated from NYU the next day it showed on May 13th was my birthday they graduated on May 14th kind of cool but what's more cool it's the same guy just was with Bill Murray for months in euro and filmed a documentary about him with four philip monic and philip monic string concert um performers where he recited poetry saying songs and made a documentary it just got awarded selection into the cams um film festival in in France and they're gonna go there and hope to win an award and then he gets on a plane and goes to Bangkok where he is a co-producer of a film with Peter Farley uh called the greatest beer run ever so he's done really well and it all started with the zen about it.

Love it. Love it. Well uh Bobby this has been awesome so much fun really appreciate it we have to get together have some comedy pizza also you gotta make us a wrap. Yeah inventor of the wrap that's just you gotta have that on every every time you run an ad at the end just be like oh yeah and I invented the wrap just to remind people so let's just do that.

I'm gonna work the wrap into something. Okay perfect yeah it could even just be you sitting at a you know a diner and it's like you know the the ad starts and it's like oh didn't see you there just enjoying my wrap or ink if you want to get to like the literal uh kind of metaphor thing that you're doing with the bridge you know sandwiches are great a triple decker sandwich is good but the bread divides the layers Bobby and a wrap brings them all together all in the same vessel yeah yeah yeah that's what we gotta do we gotta wrap up Stanford. Yes yeah we got you we got you we got our ideas we'll get together we'll do it we'll have a brainstorming session. Well I understand why you guys are so popular do a great job I appreciate it guys.

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Okay let's do some segments by the way uh breaking moves we brought to my attention that we need to say something for our friends in rado Colorado is what the cool people say uh i didn't put this together but someone just mentioned this to me Colorado just did the unimaginable they just lost eight straight playoff games in the course of two weeks wow and the fight the and the fight the avalanche were up to nothing and then they lost four straight and in the midst of those four straight losses the nuggets got swept that's actually yikes that's a rotto curse like to not have a win to have two teams deep in the playoffs and not have a fucking win in two weeks you know what this is because it's the bargain with the devil that you have to make in order to get Aaron roger straight into your city yes good point really good point i'm gonna match up these schedules real quick let's see when when they exactly happen because that is man we i love i love member um yeah i love member i'm a four-colons guy i like that that guy that goes on the detective shows and talks about how he caught people 40 years ago no i love member i think it's a great city i've had some fun times i went to a Rockies game unbelievable stadium unbelievable stadium jake can you find it for me while i do this tell me exactly when the avalanche started their four losses and when the the nuggets started their four losses i also think it's a curse on on the nuggets for just wearing shitty uniforms yeah that tonight's the one they were knight when they were against blazers that uniform and if you're the nuggets you have so many like cool like imagery and colors that you can use and you go with that gunpowder right i think is what it's called they had a sunset on their jerseys while they were playing against the sons oh they did the same thing where they were basically the trailblazers colors against trailblazers sons were seventh ninth eleventh and today avalanche fourth six eighth ten so on the fourth on the from the fourth till today uh they lost eight straight playoff games it's ten ten days whoo that's really really tough okay so that for one out for our friends in rado we appreciate us awls we are going to celebrate when erin rogers goes to the broncos mountains are blue we will celebrate for days when erin we will call it rado week when erin rogers gets traded to the broncos all right couple segments let's do some talking soccer so the euro started one of the craziest scariest stories on saturday when uh let me get the facts correct what is this full name christian christian erickson right and playing for denmark denmark against finland collapsed he actually like went into cardiac arrest they were able to i think the i think a finish player the story goes started cpr so what i heard was he he was struggling to run at the last couple steps and then they're throwing the ball in he collapses into the ball as he thrown around goes face down they immediately call over the medics i don't know if he started giving him cpr but they got the medics out there like real quick the trainers were there in a matter of like five seconds the medics were not long after that he was dead on the field yeah he was dead his heart stopped nikki six yes and they they put the defibrillator on him and they shocked him and then gave him cpr to keep his heart going so yeah they brought him back from the dead it was a brutal scene crazy the uh the danish players yes danish yes surrounded him in order so that people can take take pictures or like film him on the ground in case he was dead and so uh they were like trying to protect him in their way that they could do that they take him to the hospital they call the game off which was probably the right thing to do and then football guy football guy christian erickson gets on a zoom call with them starts jacking up no he tells them i want you guys to play the game yeah then they went out there and played unfortunately they lost but it was one of those things where you were watching the game and you could tell that nobody on the field like was thinking about the game whatsoever they basically just watched their captain die in front of them crazy it was insane so thankfully he's okay but it did bring out we talked about this a little bit before we start taping it brought out some of our least favorite people on twitter yes who were everyone was mad what everyone was uh was upset watching the game because they just saw somebody maybe die right and they chose to take that anger out on the broadcast of the game because the broadcast was coming in from uafo and uafus cameramen like dude just be a normal camera guy and find a hot chick in the stands like every other horny camera guy in the world are actually the appropriate thing would be just like cut to the blimp feed or whatever that is but they were showing like the players they were zooming in on christian erickson's wife in the stands yup who just thought she saw her husband die it was brutal it was immediately or admittedly brutal to watch but everyone was like mad at espn for making them watch this and it's like you i get that you're mad and i get that like you're upset about what you're watching right now but you do have like there's a button in your hand on your remote right that actually controls your own television that you can turn on and what it comes down to is people are on social media to get uh retweets and lice of course we're i mean always all the sitting in this room are guilty of this the but but in a situation like this they like just tweeting i hope this guy is okay won't get you the most retweets so what does having an adjacent conversation to it where you're just mad at it you know like you're mad at someone who didn't have anything to do with it espn but you're just yelling about you know how they did this wrong when everything happens really fast it's fucking crazy it was a scary situation i wasn't watching the game i saw that he was you know awake on a stretcher going off and and i've said this million times before but the read the room people are the worst people in the world because i still can't for the life of me understand how uh being affected by something and then spending that time immediately after replying to other people to read the room is like you showing your uh your lack of room reading abilities yeah well you're just you're giving the proper like credence to the moment by just replying to people saying read the room yeah like you are you're clearly thinking about christian erickson by by sitting on twitter and replying to people read the room uh just maybe uh moment of silence for maybe just don't tweet you know you don't have to tweet when you watch a guy die on television i again i wasn't watching i saw that he was like i've caught up i saw was scary i saw he was on a stretcher like awake i saw that they said he was okay i retweeted that one and i moved on with my dick i wasn't watching like i wasn't gonna jump in and be like oh my god just saw this thing let me get my type take off right you don't have to tweet a video and be like block or charge yeah right but thank god let me say this though i hope that christian erickson is uh okay it seems like he is but he lives a long life to the point where in 50 years he that him collapsing can be put accidentally in a watch the soccer guys flop compilation yeah we're we're the greatest thing to get to we can get to a point where we can laugh at it no not even i've been but just someone accidentally be like oh watch this flop not realizing because he lives such a fruitful life that it became such a side note to everything else yeah if it ends up in one of those like uh soccer versus hockey right right because it's not a story right that would be the best way for this to end is that you know he lives a great life and and nothing serious ends up coming up yeah it's tough i'm glad he's okay i guess that's a relative term because he's probably not gonna play soccer again no he's probably like a genetic artist who knows who knows what it was he was not doctors they got to do the test and all that what did dr chalice probably two or three weeks walk it off i've seen a lot of these yeah do you think anybody tagged pro football doc in that i need to update christian oh my god euros are here which is awesome next time next time j-r-vel puts out the jfk video i'm gonna tag dr chal yeah what is the timetable yeah do you think you'll be ready for the playoffs the uh though the euros are awesome i'm very very excited it's such a great tournament it really is and it's uh yeah another who's back in the week north massadonia yeah so north massadonia played in their first international like major international tournament i think got a goal they just changed their names north massadonia i went down a little wikipedia wormhole on that when i was like what's north massadonia well where they've been turned out greece has just basically been taking the name massadonia hostage and not letting them call themselves massadonia for years and years and years and they finally reached like a bargaining agreement where greece was like okay you can call yourselves massadonia but it has to be north massadonia wow and they got they got a goal which was huge there were people like crying in the stands because of how much this meant for their country to see the little engine that could wait ireland didn't make this shit but north massadonia did uh fuck all saying about the euros it's coming home yeah it's coming home they saw those those guys something just very special about pasty white english fans ripping off their shirts and being like oh dude get that sun shirt back on fast yeah they're the bear about to burn they're the i also just like saying it's coming home yeah it's a fun thing to say you remember in the world a couple years ago when they had a flyover of jets in england that just spelled out in the air it's coming home it's coming home football's coming home and then they're gonna lose in like tragic fashion oh yeah can argentina get into this no they're playing in the other corner they would have beaten england in a tragic fashion i feel like this is going to be penalty kicks in the semi-finals england's gonna lose against uh belgian gimme belgian that could happen yeah belgian beats england i can see that penalty um wait or maybe dinnmar team dessini yeah yeah although they probably won't get out of their group right now that christian Erickson yeah that's probably gonna be tough um okay i i had a joke and i didn't say no it's because you read the room i read the fucking room people out there listening to that pregnant pot you you can see that what i almost said read the fucking room all i'm saying is a tough it's a tough group dinnmarks in do you think that there were now this is really gonna get dark for a second yeah uh do you think that there were people on twitter who were mad that he like was okay because they couldn't spend the rest of their day shaming other people i swear to god i think that that that happens maybe uh like he was okay so quickly that we had to we moved on with our day and all the people who spent you know a half hour grandstanding we're like well what the fuck do i do with my saturday now let's get a little bit darker with it again those are the exact same people that log off for the rest of the weekend when there's a mass shooter that doesn't fit their political ideology what a mass shooter is yes and then they're like i'm just gonna ignore this yes i'm just gonna keep moving um all right let's talk some tennis uh the goat joker bitch who's gonna who can i pick on here is it you jake can i pick on you for what first thing like the chunk of itches into the goat oh you have 19 major i want someone i can pick on roger and off of like during the that whole carnivirus thing you kind of fell off no no no no he had a new one back state party oh shit we got the tournament it was a tournament it was just super spider event uh i remember you saying i mean i also fell off when he was down to raffle on friday i was like clays a fake thing to play i mean it was it was the same day rizzo and joker bitch no i actually tweeted that people got very mad i said rizzo joker have a day my guys are awesome yeah yes we got how could you do perfect uh yeah he's he is uh the mental toughness to win on the clay be down to oh yeah two sets beloved stuff and i see who's the next up and comment right oh you say how do you say c-poss c-pissed c-poss yeah c-poss i love it when joker bitch gets just like angry at the sky all around him and he just sort of if something is if there's an object around him he will yell at it and he just uses that to like draw off their energy and he acquires the energy of whoever he's mad at and he was honestly like a great comeback i love watching clay court tennis yeah it's great i yeah and i love uh having joker bitch be my goat even though i watch maybe an hour and a half a ten a year i'm a fedder guy still fedder still has a crown yeah he didn't raffle i've told you i see the semi-final but on friday between raffle and joker bitch yeah i did it was sick i'm a joker bitch guy they had a few i did i watched it was 11 p.m local time and because they said do the exception on this to the match yeah perfume and lifted yeah that was always the best growing up when there was like a really good game on and my dad would be like honey let's just let the boy stay up and watch the end of this game he'll be tired but this is a great game yeah the uh tennis yeah i just i really have no affinity towards joker bitch i have affinity towards the great and the greatness but the debate we i mean that that's what makes me interested in tennis is that i like to debate and also i saw that he gave his racket to a kid and i noted that has there ever been a classier competitor than joker bitch no a lot of people said actually he's a real dickhead but all i saw was him making a kid's life but with the exception of like once or twice he has never tried to kill a line judge right so who else can you say that about the game straight away he's done it too it's like truly a mark of the race but when he hands the racket to the kid in the stands a conspiracy theorist would say maybe maybe there's something on that racket oh he is trying to keep away from trying eyes of the press or of the officials and what better way than because nobody's gonna go into the stands and take away the greatest president that kids like yeah he was freaking out love it classy classy classy competitor he would have been justice classing and defeated he had lost but he wouldn't absolutely absolutely and i would have absolutely and i would have a match so but i do think that we can still right now the debate is still like feterer is the goat feterer and i'm a joke which they got he could die tomorrow couch in hand nothing's promise nothing's nothing's nothing's promised god but what once he equalizes with feterer and doll i think at that point it's like get joke of it just go and i head to head he's he's dominated both of them yeah and there's obviously the argument that he came in at the end of their careers i don't care guess what no one's gonna remember that ten years when we just go numbers on everyone's ass ring of it wins Wimbledon we'll have a three-way tie it's one he heading into the u.s open here in new york end of the summer and i still won't care about it i'll go i report on it yeah i'll go back right i would like we're gonna put you on assignment jay perfect great would you like to be a ballboy yes i'm too old what i think maybe i don't think i do try out no there's six months you could do also joker's almost killed like an old lady when he hit that ball yeah so they're gonna need replacements in case joker's just was ham yeah all right well you should be a ballboy all right we'll say let's let's try to get you in with joker's kill jake like hit a ball at him and just knocked him out i played king of the court in a suit we would we would make everyone log off for at least 25 minutes a while if you died if you died well now there'd be some good memes we just repurpose that shirt and his right was yeah yeah that's not what we take now we wouldn't take a show off if you died i would take a lunch off okay yeah hank would make some shirts hank would schedule a million ping pong matches hey guys still shoots back ping pong tournament oh i actually had jake's scheduled for jake we love you you don't want you to die i don't die please don't die but if you do die hank we'll be the benefactor of all your every birthday yeah it's birthday which is the next segment happy birthday hank happy birthday hank guys really proud of you appreciate it i'm proud of you not taking a vacation on your birthday yeah that's big i feel like that's a major corner that we've turned yeah i've never i've never taken a vacation on my birthday i don't really take vacations i just take time off when we have time off but wait you're 28 how old were you when you took no it's not how old were you when you taped the toffee shape video 19 yeah damn old times lies dude when you turn 30 i'm gonna cry what's the biggest thing that you've learned in your 20s hish i don't know okay that was very eloquent trying to i don't know i'm trying to put you on the spot it's not really fair um you learned how to pronounce several words you learned how to uh ice a dog boner yep save save little money for each paycheck there it is for bitcoin right yeah or whatever yeah for whatever just set up in your direct deposit a little bit of money goes away you don't even think about it that is that's actually great then when you need it you actually have a little bit of a little bit of cash that's that is great advice you have a 401k yep fuck yeah i really get that compound interest you max that i don't think so no you got a max bro shout out actually no i don't think we match so no we don't yeah so they don't match i would have if you max if you match if they match you max that's that's what you got to do with your 401k uh all right that was great segment thank you i appreciate everything you guys got for me today we got you know papadillas 26 of them sure who oh he said he's not here for his birthday oh fuck and then you could have like played it off instead of being like i just ordered 26 because i'm a fat ass wow i'm not even gonna respond to that because this is birthday this is me let him just say that i'm gonna let him say that i did feel a little awkward when they had to have two guys help bring them all to my car that felt a little like all right maybe i went too far here yeah when you said like how many should i get 20 i thought you were joking and i'm off of 26 i have a listen i'm a great guy to have around when it comes to like going out to dinner or like planning for a party because i'm my biggest fear in life is not having enough for everyone so i'm the guy who like will show up with i'll fill i'll fill the bathtub with beer be like well just in case it becomes a rager and then the next morning we have like 200 beers in the bathtub but we never had to worry no one's ever complained about having too many papadillas ever ever well-hainted but that's no he's the first uh quicksaver metrics before we wrap up yeah so hulio jones is wearing number two in ten a seat i'm still not i'm still not comfortable on a personal level no with wide receivers wearing single digits it's gonna fuck my brain off this call it's absolutely gonna ravage my brain between that and having a 17 game season where i have to memorize like oh this team's gonna go nine and eight that is so march madness we got that thing yeah also you can what i'm doing is i'm just doing regular numbers and adding a tie on yeah the end of it yeah that way my brain saves itself but hulio jones is wearing number two and he said that aj brown offered him the number eleven that he wanted lana he declined uh julio jones said one and one is two and two times eleven which is brown is 22 which is darakinry he said that lets people know that they have to deal with all three whoa mind blown holy shimmed or he just misses matt right i think he just wanted i think he thought two would look cool and then he put it on and you know that there was like a moment of truth when he saw himself in the mirror he was ready to like feel good about his new look where he looked at and he was like this looks stupid this sucks number number two is i'd say like maybe six is the only number that's worse were wide receiver where two is a long no it's not even a long snapper but it's like it's yeah it's a bad kick it's a bad it's in it's a court a slow quarterback yeah although what was getting okay me was one of six he's not a male bema that's done to bante although no it'll be good for him because he's going to look fatter anyways what 165 pounds oh oh yeah he's with the eagles he's six with eagles all right i'm gonna pick six for him i'm going 18 with eight eighty five sixty seven ninety two forty seven out of five someone got mad about 13 not counting guys we got the way out the video 33 there we be first timer really how many do we have that have not been picked i updated my pyramid chart like three weeks ago and there was still like 30 so it's probably like 27 28 can i get a statistical breakdown please add it to my list of that yeah everything i want to know everything i'm gonna be picked for that one who's yeah how many uh i think he keeps track of our picks put that up but i'll get you i'll get you keep track no no no no how many uh how many total like lottery things have we done okay like so we can get like the hundredth and ever we've probably done the hundredth so we've got what you said 28 left 28 score gummies left i'll put that on top my list please clear the rest of my list you'll have it put that at the top i think self-sock has to go first nope put that this is the most important me staring at a sheet of numbers for 25 seconds tomorrow has to happen you'll have it by tomorrow oh wow you're the best all right see you guys on wednesday gah great guests coming up great great great great guests coming up love you guys oh jake you have a fact yeah animal animal alligators have been a long-running problem for nasa including climbing over their fences and entering buildings overnight what