Foster the Chaos

Welcome to your Monday mayhem survival kit. In this episode of Nailing Jello to a Tree, we talk about fostering dogs, emotional chaos, Biblical boundaries, and the sacred power of Bruce’s toe beans.Things covered:The Monday meltdown that started with coffee and ended with cryingBruce’s new modeling career (toe beans: $50 a pic, Venmo ready)What it means to foster chaos instead of fix itWhy boundaries are holy, flipping tables is sacred, and the Resurrection was pure punk rockA surprise visit from Cousin Dog™ (Bruce is not amused)This is the episode for anyone who’s juggling healing, hope, and laundry — and doing it all with feral grace.You’re not broken. You’re resurrecting. Now hug a dog and hydrate.