Frame 15

Frame 15: The Shepherd's Bush Rhomboid has been renovated and it now open for business and in a tribute to Prince Harry's naked pool antics and Princess Katie's bap papping everyone is in the nude - even Referee 2 is working without gloves. You will start to thank the Lord that this is still an audio podcast (but don't forget you can see a video frame on the newly released 'What Is Love, Anyway?' DVD from www.gofasterstripe.com). The nudity adds little to the action and it's a boring podcast as each of the characters struggles to remember who he is and why he's doing this and where his clothes are and how to play snooker. But over 5000 of you are still listening to this and we have to get rid of you somehow. If only the match itself wasn't so darn exciting. Who will win? And who will be the first to smash the flat screen TV that has been foolishly placed on the wall of the renovated auditorium? And when will Referee 1 return and why is no one demanding this?