Frances Koncan - Thought #3 - Roscoe the Plant

Plants. Plants are cool. Um, and it's not cool to say 'cool' anymore. You have to say 'lit' or 'dope'. Plants are lit and dope, but they're also cool. Plants don't care if they're lit or dope, and that's what makes them even more lit and more dope. Dope-er, if you will. I'm looking at a plant right now. It's a tree, it's in a pot, the pot is, like, a pale pink? I am going to name this tree, and I am going to name it… Roscoe. After a TV show called "Radio Free Roscoe" that I remember, for some reason…