Franklin the Turtle Goes to War and the Reality TV Apocalypse

When are we going to end up on the White House’s “media offender of the week” list? Hopefully soon. We’d like to thank the academy for considering us. In other news, Bryan and Candace scratch their heads at how Franklin the Turtle has become wartime propaganda and how our current regime is using social media in ways that are now getting pop stars activated. And while the world’s political stage heats up, so do the reunions of reality TV. MAGA has fully infiltrated Real Housewives of Orange County and Selling Sunset, leaving us to ask one question: is there anywhere to escape? No. Reality is bleak.