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You can see it on the back. Did you see anything? I'll look at the thing. Did you just note a line or take a coin load or something before?
You did really well on that intro. Like it was sexy, it was clean, like whatever you did today, whatever you did today, do that, every single fucking time. I feel like the energy was out of five. Any total people, how many views we had on YouTube?
Yeah, I mean, from a technical standpoint, he should have gave the numbers. But it was so true. It's supposed to be. I was supposed to start a podcast.
How are you supposed to start a zany? Yeah, I prefer zany. He's not a mother of a sultry. I'm never a zany.
You're in the comments. You are a zany. I don't know about a zany. I don't know about a kind of ironic as you are a zany.
I'm zany. The zany is going to go. I'm a zany. You're not a zany.
Hey, when you visualize yourself, no, you see you have a perception of you. My perception of you is not zany. If a bitch goes to zany, you are not fucking. You like a clown to me.
What's the point? That she's zany. Yeah, not true. It's not true.
No. It's the zany match. It's not true. No.
Exactly. It's a zany match. I don't think a zany chick will say anyTech. If I'm indeed zany.
I don't think he was the one. It's like a zany who will be like, I gave up this cock and put out a rubber chicken. This is like, a waffle, waffle. Only a zany nigga would have said that, too.
But if you pick right off the wall. Right? Well done. How much is the coolest Muppet.
If zany, nobody agrees with it. Quick, I thought they had a dick for knows. Oh fuck. Oh my voice.
What up? Boys, hey Joe Welcome to the sultry episode. I think I'll be so few so um how they're by then Everybody's great getting right into it Why you ask me because you don't want to go to these things on Twitter, I mean I I I didn't see it what I did read was descriptions of the incident like I guess he was on some sort of platform Was I think you just got to start looking at other things like cat videos or something I don't know I heard little phasers was trending on Twitter and then somebody gave me up I was like hey, you know, I know phasers trending on Twitter I was like no, they were like that means I have really good friends because I've asked for people I had not said I have the right friends because I've asked for people and nobody's heard of it knows what I Did you tell me that you thought and I was like, well, how do you know? It's his booty though?
Like you know what I'm saying? Should you be offended like should you be offended when your home was reached out to you and ask you amen? Have you seen Luffie's Twitter booty. Oh, yeah, no, I don't know if you're offended as much as you like I thought I knew you better than this I mean, but like I mean, I'm sure you didn't like reach out to everyone because after this is a singular communication So why did you reach out to me out of the top five niggas you want to talk to about look is boo-doh Why was I out of this?
Maybe because he's a thingy friend at the group. Okay. Well, no But anyway, so I was wondering like so I talked to some other people they were like well They thought he was on his back and his legs. Oh, J.
Joe J. Joe. I need to stop you once. I need stuff for what's up Okay, you know, it's bad.
There's five stacks not realizing this is on video now. Oh Like oh Yes Oh Awesome, yeah, well good for a little fizz man, maybe get a real job No, we don't We talk about Britain griner Britain griner is WNBA star she plays for the things mercury I believe and she's been detained in the country of Russia since February for Leaving heading out with a bait pin full of fishy spoil She was recently released Last week and that is what the net is mad about they traded Her in the deal he traded for freedom with a man that's called the death deal or what's this government? Yeah, March in a death. What's the real name Victor?
Somebody didn't do their research prize Yeah, Victor bow so so they're both free today people are upset about it. So there were a lot of arguments about About the validity of why she should be freed at all. There were arguments about she should be freed If there's another another American detained in Russia Paul Wayland yeah Paul Wayland I think it was I think it was a recipe to he was he was a former I guess he was a former Marine Turn business man slash by he was a bunch of shit before different passports He got nine sure and they was Canadian. I think like like Drake and party next door So I don't know about this new for real for real.
I'm not paying it They were wondering if he should be free because even in prison longer Versus and then they were wondering if the merchant of death should be freed at all I think he had a few more years long as bid so be free in 2029 I remember correctly but a lot of folks said this wasn't worth it. I'll give my opinion really quickly I'm happy when black folks are not in prison anywhere in the world. I think the whole situation was silly Given the crime, but I also say that if you're in a different country You can know what I thought you had neck accordingly, but you know, that's not gonna work out thoughts. I hate black people.
Oh Like this was such a frustrating fucking conversation, bro And I went back and forth right because before I was like this is a dumbass fucking trade. It's just stupid Like somebody's mom who's son was a muggy issue like if you watch black off down and all that type of shit After the world or the shit more than likely be a guns that were from fucking Victor Bow and people died And you're telling them that dude fucking got free and that's fine. Whatever you know saying like Whatever my feelings are on the shit. It is what it is So I don't think that it was an equitable trade.
I definitely think the United States got played period Point played period, you know, whether you think that you know, Brittany grinder got targeted or whatever the fuck it is She probably didn't get targeted. Um, it's probably a 90% chance. She got fucking targeted. You know, say it is what it is Um, but the conversation snowballed into something else right and I don't even care about Brittany grinder and Paul I don't care about that is that black people really have no fucking point of view or perspective on being a fucking American like literally honestly and truly we could have traded 50 nukes to fucking Russia right with launch codes We'd be like, oh, yeah, well, I mean we got the system back is good They're bringing grinder got fucking free and you know, I mean black people are persecute all around the world Yeah, we gave up 50 nukes for that shit like I think we have no fucking perspective across the fucking nation on American goals and American perspective and American foreign policy or whatever.
It's really She's a black chick that got targeted and detained in Russia and I feel that's something I feel we should definitely be sensitive to that but it turned into it turned into more of a An indictment on how black you are that's where the conversation went it became How do you feel about britney grinder being free and that was an indictment on your blackness, right? It doesn't matter if you were talking about foreign policy doesn't matter if you compare Paul Wayland to Brittany grinder It really didn't matter britney grinder being the african-american the situation her being free how did you feel your opinion on it? Was an indictment on your blackness and that was the frustrating part of the conversation because Like motherfuckers were saying that she was wrongfully imprisoned For having weed in her bag because what's wrong with putting weed in your bag? And I'm like you know you can't have weed in your bag of hearts with Jackson, right?
Like if you fly through what the fuck is it Orlando municipal airport or whatever it is TSA generally doesn't give a fuck but you can't fly through any airport in the United States or we in your bag They usually don't do it because they don't handle jail to put you in but it's a federal crime to do that So why when it goes to fucking Russia like it's this big mission of all man It shouldn't fucking they shouldn't fucking deal with it fucking deal like I can fly any airport in the United States No fucking problem and to me it's just it turned into a fruitful conversation or foreign policy and The merits of the trade into again. My people just don't fucking get it I hope that y'all aren't having weed in your bag on the plane It works out sometimes it works out a lot of times but at one time it doesn't work out like I don't want you to get all you a victim Of the world knowledge type of shit because there are laws on the books that say don't do that shit So I'm happy you know bring the grinder was able to be released Regardless of the circumstance. I think the punishment was kind of harsh of course the foreign prisons are harsh You just watch a lot of a browse I understand that to what it's point though You know you can't you just you got to be more carefully more aware of what's going on in your surroundings and what's in your bag And what the rules are and all those kinds of things So good bringing grinder so Brittany grinder however is not a hero and I think that's how we see anybody say she was a hero or nobody kind of paying Around to be a martyr or anything like that But I want to make sure that we are not Doing it because the hero she is not so Okay, can we also talk about can we all talk about the one point so there was a meme that came out Was it a meme or whatever fucking was it was a discussion about why do you care about Paul? It was like why do we care about Paul?
Plus it plus a plus a why do you care about Paul when y'all don't fucking know Paul no Paul and I said I don't fucking No Brittany writer neither though Why do we feel like we know Brittany? How I don't know people people people people don't know Brittany And I think it just sounds cooler to talk about Paul because he was a Marine and you know has a better kind of backstory or whatever but But as it stands they say that Paul is a in there unlike some espionage charges and he just held in a different regard then um Whatever, you know Brittany grinders thing was minor compared to Paul so basically they're like now Paul straight my thing was My thing with Paul was I'm like this like the rules for white white and black are global It's not just specific to the United States. We don't have Like the patent on like systematic racism. So if I there's a situation where a white man a middle-aged white man Incideration pressure the young black woman who's also like queer and that white man gets like less consideration for freedom Hey boy, he doesn't shit I think it's I think it's a calculated move by Putin because Putin says who are the most complaining ass motherfuckers in the United States Black people He absolutely gives a fuck.
That's what he did He's been intelligence officer his entire career Putin absolutely knows America and gives a fuck and that's why he targeted a black Gay celebrity for this whole mission it was a gift for him because you know He's about to act up Get him whatever fuck he wants and he got whatever he wants so now if I'm glad I'm here pooping I'm like fuck it if I'm a kid that mother fucker It's gonna be a black game on the fuck or Lisa black mother fucker like this incentivizes kidnapping black people You gotta white man Now we are the bottom of who the fuck America gives a fuck about no you didn't know no no no no no no no no no no we're not We're not because we complain like no fucking other they change sir bottles and butter butter containers We claim I think Brittany grinder just what happened to Wrong place at the wrong time and it was like always The niggas is always the ones doing silly shit with his plexico whether it's plexico bearish I take a fucking gun through the fucking airport and shoot himself in the goddamn leg is always us Doing some double shit. I know you can take a gun airplane. Hey, you did Got weed got hash oil in the middle of a war zone I'm gonna miss those and shit online and your answer trying to take your we pin on the fucking plane niggas do not Mike Intelligence officer that's what he did his entire career. That's this is what he does I'm being zany but I'm also being serious because they don't go to Russia So what's he finna steal Brittany grinder just went to Russia.
What are you talking about? I know I'm going to empty room, but also nobody say why you get my where's your fucking microphone? Okay, no, this is what we're talking about This is what we're talking about niggas Niggas told you put the fucking mic next to your mouth and what did you do you put the mic at least three feet away from you? Calm down There you go, so sure you walk through the air but we eat in your fucking pocket after you do it So the only thing that I was worried about or more so Where is that and Trig was about those stuff that did that?
One shit though, I'm gonna grab a dip there she did get them all like you know tickets like season tickets She better not they were clowning after that they like oh we went viral we just she was hilarious Yeah, they don't fuck out bring no you weren't they were legitimately not serious The next day literally a few hours later. I followed the main stud I was like they were like oh this is great. This is hilarious man. Like we you don't have a viral on this bitch Carries not at all It's a young people say and you'll fuck about her.
No one really cares about the young lady but her family. I'm happy she's out I don't know about it. I don't know about it. I don't know about it.
I don't know about it. I don't know about it. I don't care There was a story then it wasn't it was kind of story the shit like faded more more into the ethos You don't even fuck it'd be like it'd be like short-lived. That's I'm happy she will still remember somewhat I didn't know that they were referring to her a PG to like let it later on and they were like Right, then they were like BG's free and the real BG like baby gangster from New Orleans one fifth of the hot boys I Like he's really like that when he was getting early released From the world is like And then it was like I waited 20 seconds, you know, I don't know He's not so then I had to like Unsend I don't know false along man, but I got a few days because I was really waiting for me to come out there I mean I post that shit too.
I feel real good about it. I got my back. She was a special Speaking of a shit So Because I'm saying about ones or two, which is weird Everything so when's it created this app? We're a few by AI where if you put post like X amount of images They'll like create like a whole bunch of avatars of you like be different things like superheroes and Astronauts Niggas all sorts of sweet shit.
So you pay seven dollars. You will get 50 pictures. I did that shit. I did that shit Yes, listen Chef and wood did it and I was like I just had a one-seat what I look like Now I look funny this way so I'm like let me see So then I downloaded it they want it like whole 99 I think if I get it and I deleted it but then my I don't hands and doubles playground or whatever like I have some time on my hands I was like I guess I got 699 for this shit.
Just to see I went ahead and did it and I got them 60 pictures of myself But I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it. I had a five hours though You can't I will intro for five dollars Come out that lintza in the terms of agreement that nobody ever reads That you're giving them permission to use your likeness image pictures in any way that they feel And you can do nothing about it. So at this point, I say thank you all last week Cyber whatever Monday.
I went ahead and got the ancestry calm shit Just fit in the tube so I can get my fucking shit So now they have my DNA I didn't sign over my likeness to these niggas They gonna join together and they gonna make a fucking clone out of me And he probably gonna be like a bank Rob logon like Smoked weed in Russia and somehow it's gonna get tied up to me But it is because you're a nigga you'll get free because niggas gonna complain I'm gonna complain about you so it'll be fine You say different they got different themes like show what's the thing What's the super hero thing the teacher method my great Oh Right Coming from my coming from the back From under your head yes under my head Delicious puffs here Was fun for me like it was just fun to see what they did it was interesting cool. I mean This is like this is a bullshit. I don't mind Put given images the lens of because AI has to be trained like any other bot and black representation There's not enough black representation when they train bots. So a lot of times they only rip like this I've done a few I know you don't I'm fake take the other Project anyway, they don't infuse in the black language or black Or dialect or images when they train by so a lot of times they don't recognize black faces properly like it's it's fucked up But it's true.
So I mean I'm cool with submitting images to train a bite to be a little bit smarter Yeah This why Does what he does what he does? Well, why did they charge you and then they turn around? You know you are paying twice we're paying twice a sweet black baby Jesus images All these apps that were on Facebook Instagram Twitter Right You can you can't go on Facebook You can't go on Facebook and complain about privacy of other apps like this. That's just insane You know I'm saying like Facebook Facebook the shit that Facebook does shouts out to Facebook Please don't fucking cancel our shit But the shit that Facebook does with your information is just some gnarly ass shit Like if you knew what Facebook did with your fucking information you would quit all social media Facebook is singular singularly responsible for the rise and suicides of young women in the country and knew about it And then give a fuck and then they bought another app that increased that and killed even more young women But nobody can look about that like fuck it I'll just run more Instagram and run more Facebook like my kids I don't go fuck are not gonna use social media until they're fucking 18 when you become an adult knock yourself out But like and we're not even just talking about kids like depression of adults like adults are fucking returning like okay Oh, okay No, I'm just saying like YouTube and Facebook are probably some of the more sinister apps out there for social media But we're okay with those because they're American But when the Chinese do TikTok is like oh, that's a fucking problem We gotta come up with some legislation against that shit because Yeah, like they're coming out with legislation to stop TikTok usage and stop TikTok from using your likeness and using analytics and selling your data to other People because that's how they make the money is analytics and apps But it's okay when Facebook face.
It's okay when meta and Google does it Google and Apple does it It's not okay when China does it, you know that that's the discussion we're having Well, I like about TikTok is TikTok is in the same in Asia as it is here They made TikTok a very specific way You're like Americans have done this book they're gonna eat this shit up like puppy chow and they have you know that TikTok is probably the most Fastest growing company has ever been created on the market well not on the market Well, it's still a privately held company, but if it was on the market, it's growth is something that the market has never seen Like people love TikTok is like it's like a musical They did a poll amongst Gen Z and Gen Z said they would give up all media Combined we're talking HBO Max Netflix seeing cable they would give all that shit up for TikTok I have a TikTok account only because sometimes When niggas post like TikTok TikToks, I can't open it so I got a TikTok account just like a TikTok But I don't even know what to follow TikTok seems so complicated just from the interface You can you can put some content from anybody I mean you can come you can some content from CNN if you want to I mean anybody can talk and you can some of the video version I don't want to get more involved honestly, but I do have it for just sing like ad hoc videos Hey, here are the wars on there too. I love that little zany chick I'm already zany Yeah, I'm a zany niggas she definitely she got a five-hit load checkbox. Oh, okay. Yeah All right, so today we were doing some pre-production You had a hot take that you want to share with the group and obviously our audience So I wanted to get that from you and discuss it J Joe's hot take I call these things before they happen just last week we're trying to Herschel Walker as going full radio and See a name like the next day man, you know, we we call the shots So this is my take so in the near future Women are going to start buying dick Abroad and then they're gonna start doing it Here in America and it's not gonna be a big deal and no prostitution don't go up and women just gonna start buying dick All right, I heard it here first from J Joe.
I say this because I saw a red a study where it talks about how the dating I just want to think on the other cool How the dating pool is getting smaller and smaller for women Who have like successful women Women is that they only date upwards while men are more old than even successful women with no partner So basically what it's saying is that Niggas don't care if women don't have all their little extremities you can have like one leg and be fine You could have not all your teeth and a big booty niggas still mess with you You could have no house no car to be homeless riding a human cycle up and down the street Niggas will still message you women on the other hand, especially successful women alike They are no longer fucking with like another study shows like they're no longer fucking with like Niggas who not bringing the same shit to the table. So that brings us with a whole lot of successful women a whole lot of money and Nobody that they really want to give their box up to so what are they gonna do? They're gonna start traveling like why women are doing it already I guess shows already where they go to these different countries where they have black man and they just Fucking fucking giving them a little gift here and they come back to America Man Aren't dating down anymore With enough money they already watching these dick talks, you know what I'm saying like niggas with no draws on with great sweatpants doing like fucking jumping Jackson like Yes, definitely a thing intended and like I mean women still trying to fuck so You might not have seen a shit on Real housewives of Atlanta where something in Atlanta be sucking his own dick like that shit is going like it Huh for women to watch yeah, some strip of nigga I didn't watch it. I don't even know they showed it, but it was a reaction Anyway, I know I knew a chick who actually had like seen a nigga strip of boy anyway It's gonna be a whole lot of that going on you heard to get first So I was on the day my home boy about everybody back in now So I was talking to my home boy, I really appreciate you let me do my fucking job.
You know fucking talking I do fucking produce them. Thank you very much. It's just speed records. That's right.
I can't I Talk to my home boy, and I was telling him about my take he's like man. That's crazy He's like I agree with you you said and another thing that's about to happen You're gonna see a whole gonna see a Shift where women are having Mm F 3 sums so that's two men and one woman when women right so women are gonna be fucking two dudes at the same time And I was like that's crazy because I had talked to like like some chicks or whatever and they were telling like that's a lot It looks like you I thought Only day where's that it not be in the space face? Thinking there's a safe space right? It's a good picture.
Right there. We go back to real So I was like man female man like a lot of women Yeah, that's offensive that they have been with to do is at the same time But a lot of women don't share that because it's looked at as a train right But I think he's like you're gonna see a shift in that because that's all it takes is the right Singer the right rapper all they take was for Janae I killed a top out eating the butt like groceries now Niggas eating the butt out the car to be said she said something to the song about and if you can if you had a twin I let him run a train the right chick talk about that to to niggas hit at the same time It's gonna become a thing and these young niggas gonna be like alright cool Whatever whatever and they're gonna start doing it. So the question that I pose is I'm gonna pose this question for y'all, but I pose it to one of my home girls Like well if you want to have two dudes at the same time Like how is that gonna work? You know what I'm saying like?
It's just too close for comfort Especially if they're not home boys that was like do you want them to be home boys? I think that's the only way that it would work if it was like to niggas that a cool with each other but then I don't know I mean so what's the issue over to my what's the issue is they have to be home boys why we're talking about like because I would say your girl say your girl in the sense of your girls like hey, I want to Have sex with you and another dude I don't know how that goes. You just need a random nigga and That's anything new right? I mean women have always fantasized about shit like that right?
I mean they won't tell it to the knee because it'll probably get the head knocked off but literally not like they're figuratively I'm pretty sure that shit happens, but it probably happens in a very casual sort of way in a way where it's not like I'm gonna Are in relationships, so they probably go to the bar go to it like the Christmas party and they get everyone's drunk And they like pass it off as a notion with a nigga in his home boy there, you know off work and she just cracks off I think it happens more casually than something that's formal and buttoned up because I couldn't imagine It being done formally because I think that's where complications would come in it had to be almost in spontaneous off the cuff texture I mean The shit for turn it rah fuck. I mean it's a better word. Why you think it's stupid or you think I think it's stupid because I mean Have you ever met an adequate woman in on the planet? I mean ever met an adequate woman Like I mean there are inadequate niggas like there are niggas that you'll talk to like on a one-on-one It's like I don't know what the fuck is going on like I can't fight the whole is not fucking with me right now Like niggas go through shit like that like a nigga will be inadequate at times or may have been inadequate at times and have had that discussion A woman has never been inadequate You know I'm saying like she will pivot into dumb shit before she is inadequate You know I'm saying like so we have an issue right now in the country where it's hard to get into a relationship because women naturally Women naturally want a certain thing right if you compare men to women what do men want men probably want the same thing They want it since the beginning of time.
I want a nice looking woman with nice hips You know I'm saying shout you know some titties some ass She's nice to me, you know saying and she's got some intangibles whether it's cooking whether it's you know Whatever the fuck she does like niggas don't change we've been that way since the beginning But women essentially don't have a mark like that women just want more So it's always a sliding scale right women want more so that more is getting to a point now where men are like Is the juice worth the squeeze? And a lot of men based on the criteria are like the juice is not worth the squeeze So I'm not getting in a relationship fuck this shit like it's a bad product Like this woman is craziest but she's flawed she works the fry basket at hearties and some kind of way She's trying to tell me that I need to make a million dollars a year to woo her That's a bad product bad deal bad agreement So niggas are not trying to get into a relationship as if we ever were now we're even more so not trying to be a relationship Women can't get into a relationship because they have this I want this and that and the third because that's what I'm supposed to want So we can't get in relationships with each other but women are not going to say This shit is fucked up. Maybe I want too much and that's not always the case. I'm not saying it's over expectations They're not going to say well, maybe I have a fucked up you one relationships because I believe everything that instagram means say They're not going to say maybe I'm just not a good person or maybe my personality is shit Or maybe I'm just not good with men or maybe I need to learn a little bit more than I'm saying another that shit Everybody say well fuck it Relationships are just fucked up.
I'm about to be polyamorous Or fuck it. I'm just about to be into trains or fuck it. I'm about to just be into this Because that alternative that alternative that I'm on some other shit is more is more palatable and is more amenable to the masses Then I have I can't figure this shit out Like no one will ever say I haven't figured this shit out. They'll be like fucking on polyamorous now That's just what I'm into and I'm on different shit and niggas can't handle that like niggas can handle a lot of shit We're real simple creatures, but we also make very simple decisions like you're on polyamory I'm not into that fuck you.
I'm on to the next shit. I'm gonna do something else or you're on to celeb chasing I don't have any money. I work at fucking geek squad at fucking best buy I can't fuck with you. I'm on to the next shit and niggas make that decision over and over and collectively We've got to a point where we're saying 50 percent of y'all are bad products So we just can't get have a conversation I just want to be sure I just want to clear so you're saying because you go into the root cause of it So the root cause of this all this crazy saying shit is that Ultimately those those individuals aren't a good hang So it's like it comes down to like they're trying to one to other options on how to have a relationship because they're not cool Yeah, I mean they're opting out of a relationship because they're not good at relationships for whatever reason And that's men and women too like we eventually we get to the point you could be a shitty person There are a lot of shitty people out here and they don't admit they're shitty people because social media enables them to be shitty people and having excuse to continue to be Shit, that's just what it is and it's affecting our relationships We don't have that like that's why the divorce rate is getting higher and higher like we don't have conversations anymore Like nobody wants a person to get married to like damn I want somebody who I'm equally up to That's coolest but they're likes tacos and we go to fucking home goods on the weekends like simple shit like that That really is corny as it is little shit like that sustains a marriage We can go to home goods every fucking sunday and buy pots and pans and be perfectly fucking happy that shit gets you through But that's corny now and I need a motherfucker who's gonna take me to bally every 90 days, which is completely fucking unrealistic And that's the threshold for a good relationship And this shit is fucking shit up because it's all what's the what's the saying a foolish man built us house upon the saying and this entire relationship Shit is built upon saying none of shit is fucking real I mean you have some Some good points.
I mean you can kind of see that with just who a lot of people look up to like this whole puffed daddy and carisha thing, right? That's just fucking crazy Well, I gotta woke up to puffed daddy tweeting like Shout out to my new baby girl love puffy puffy combs love whoever she takes the love poems And then everybody like hold on Ain't that carisha old man and she had Her sign with poppy in them and fucking grandma's whoever the fuck they were and then she just give this nigga all this shit like some Chain for his birthday and all this shit like and her response is like shit. I'm sticking by So it's just like even who the people that motherfuckers have goals So they want to be like it's just like you say this is but it's all sinking sand It's but I like to ask people why so I see a lot of them it's like their goals and I was like no I asked a few I was like when people post like them on Instagram like so what's the what's the lord like what's the lord in their relationship? He is a 50 plus year old man.
She's like 23 24. I mean, I think I'm a whole she's I think she's fairly young she's It's like a 20 plus year difference between them. They have very little in common except for their their musicians Um, so what's what's the lure and she was like every woman pretty much said, you know Richie is He's rich. I could pull a rich nigga.
I'm like, okay And then it becomes their pocket watch and them and their goal That becomes their goal her goal becomes their goal And I'm like how realistic is it for you to find a rich man? I mean if we look at the numbers, I mean, I want to get the same you'll see but if you look at the numbers It's just like a number rich niggas for you to find you rich man like this girl at all He's different. She's a rapper. She's she be on TV and they can wait there.
She didn't go to that nigga But what's the next best thing chef? What's the next best thing You can like you can pull the rich nigga. You don't have you don't have to pull the rich nigga You gotta look like you can pull the rich nigga Because that's all that chick does whatever the alpha chick whatever the fuck we're calling the chicken click All she wants to do is to be the baddest chicken to click to make it seem like she can pull the nigga that the other bitches can't pull It's the same thing niggas do I don't know why women have decided all of a sudden that they want to act like niggas It's the worst idea ever but they've decided that they want to do that niggas do the same thing The alpha whatever the hogo getter no disrespect when I'm saying jay-joe The hogo getter in the group wants to make it seem like he can get the bitch then the other nigga in the group you quit You know what I'm saying? It is what it is women are doing the same fucking thing But it's building upon itself to where they're sacrificing The idea of a relationship for that fucking mentality niggas We do that shit for fucking sport fishing or whatever But we at some point we stop or we figure out how to do that shit in parallel with our regular lives These women are fucking destroying every fucking thing and living their lives like that and they're just it doesn't make any fucking sense Like like women are just waking up one day saying fucking I don't even want to do relationships in me I don't even want to be married anymore based on nothing based on that's the ground based on Twitter Like like before before jay-joe to your point before the worst thing that the worst the worst the worst scenario that a man had In his mind was coming home and somebody got his wife bent over somewhere That's what you didn't want, you know saying?
But now here comes a new challenger Now the worst thing is I can come home a day and my fucking wife just doesn't want this shit anymore based on nothing It's based off of a perception of happiness So people are looking for happiness and joy and all these things These are words to me in my opinion. I think happiness is a construct to kind of keep us Calm because we live in a world where she's so chaotic and things change constantly I've never been in the pursuit of being happy all the time because it's not realistic I think it's more important to focus on being content Um and knowing the things that kind of make you content But the constant pursuit of happiness is fueled by seeing niggas highlight reels on fucking instagram every day You so he's not focused is happy every day like well, I don't girls sent me a message The other day it was like man your family so beautiful your life's beautiful kids beautiful You have a perfect life and da da da da like like listen, thanks. Thanks. Thanks.
Cool. I appreciate it I do have beautiful daughters and white people. That's cool. Thank you These are just pictures of this isn't really this is our life But this is just a snapshot we took in front of the statue on campus I don't want you to build up some sort of narrative in your head about us based on what you saw She's like oh, no, just no, I think she had good intention But I don't want to be Anyone that anybody looks at on any social media and say oh These motherfuckers is this that and a third because you can't tell shit about a picture It is a snapshot.
It is literally a snapshot of a moment Like people are focused on personal and happiness and building building something that doesn't exist and they don't have that sense of happiness They feel like they make shit about the crash and they kill themselves Not knowing this is just temporary every every moment is temporary. You're just trying to maintain You're just trying to find those moments to happen, but you don't have you should live off of it There's a reality need to be fine with it and appreciate as well I mean, I feel like you should tip to be happy, right? I'm not getting what you're saying about being content, but I feel like even contentment is It's You could be happy being content. I think what you said that struck in our me was the perception of happiness And I think that's what the younger generation Is doing they just are more so focused on the perception of happiness.
So they'll go to a concert In video take the concert and not be not enjoy the music You know what I'm saying because they want to make sure they look like they're the closest to the stage So that they have the perception of I'm important or they go to a restaurant They're taking videos and pictures of the food while it's getting cold so that they can show it So everybody will have this perception everybody wants this perception of who they are and I think because we're older We can kind of we kind of we know the difference between perception and reality whereas these younger kids They've been living all perception Like their whole life. So I don't even think they know the difference between I don't even know if they know how to be happy They don't know how to enjoy a concert or how to be in the moment because they're so hardwired now to where If something is fun or exciting they have to share it because That's just how they're hardwired now like I don't even know if they know how to be in the moment Because I don't think they ever had been in the moment and as Well not as I'm not a parent but some parents they can perpetuate that you know what I'm saying because some parents now are so into their tiktok and Instagram Which I'm a tiktok earlier and I see all this and I'm like my fucking the oldest here on this tiktok doing like goofy shit and like for what I guess it's the I don't know to try to get tiktok things go by or I don't know what the end of the world is But like if your parents are doing this shit and you grew up looking at this shit like I think it's gonna be a whole lot of motherfuckers in therapy when they get over it because Life goes by you really quickly and that's from somebody who tries to you know Suck up every piece of fun and like when I go do something, you know, and so I literally try to live in the moment But a motherfucker who in their twenties like I did a lot of shit in my twenties I think these motherfuckers are gonna look back on their twenties and be like fuck that dude like they'll have a highlight reel But like what the fuck did you really do like yeah, you went to aruba but You just swam with the fucking whatever just for content so Yeah, that's a conversation. I mean I I do think about it like in every what I said The part is like the pursuit of happiness and constantly being in a state of happiness is Based off of a few things Uh, I mean because then we talked about this before how the contract marriage has changed since we were Even since we were children like I mean if we go back to the history is about pairing groups up together to a mass wealth And then it was like when the negative became farmers We need to get married and have a farm to meet a bunch of kids attend to these farms Let's get married to make a bunch of children and then we got to the 21st century was more about Um just having someone to a partner to fulfill our um, what makes us happy like feeling needs and things like that And that's really late 20th century. So I think things have changed I think adding adding technology makes it more difficult.
But I think the concept of of happiness needs to be more realistic um I think those are all moments of leading. I think it's like it's hard to Put like, you know, what's it was the jing bag in the model or that's not the right words Too face-making it too. That's it. Well, why do you feel like not realistic?
I don't think it's realistic. Well, I don't think I think it's realistic to have like beautiful moments I think that's realistic But I don't think you should compare the past to the present What's beautiful like for example, what's beautiful now is if it's because it's hard like we can't get a big zer If we watch a movie together At the house and get some popcorn shit That's cool. Like back when we were like, you know Niggas and had no kids and be like, oh, let's go to let's go to Miami for the weekend Just and just drink a Latin kid, you know what I'm saying? like the moments just moments are just different you have to be able to Make adjustments and that's the other piece of it like the the part where it includes just adjusting where you are and who you are Because people aren't the same like you're not the same person you are five ten years ago So you have to make adjustments and accept and love that person, but that's also A part of the happiness piece of it.
He's like I was happy with you when he was 23. I'm like, I'm 41 So it's like shit. Just shit. This is different.
Yeah, I mean, but it's just like opioid is meant like When you're brought up And the simulation of happiness gives you the same dopamine hit as regular happiness When you're forced to be in a situation where you have to be organic, they happen you don't know how to do it without the drug like I mean, we're of an age where we grew up without social media So we kind of know how to be happy or entertain ourselves with very little or without any sort of anybody's season We've all birthday party get dropped off at the arcade give me five dollars and quarters Which I'm about to rock the fuck out That's generally what what we know, right? We never had to have anybody like it or anybody view it or observe it to experience that happiness So we can replicate that anywhere in the world, you know, I'm saying like fucking I'll go How many times we've been out and be like, you don't know where about it. Just drop me off There's there will be a bar there As long as the bar will be all right, you know what I'm saying? So but as simple as that is for most people or I mean people of our age That's not that easy for a lot of people because their happiness has been simulated their entire life And it's been simulated by social media and somebody observing it and the observation of happiness has become the happiness So what do you do when there's nobody to observe it?
It's an artificial happiness. It's an opioid That's what your dopamine comes from so you get to the point where it doesn't matter what you do where you're at or how great the experience It is like j-j-o use the example of a concert if nobody observes you at the concert being happy the happiness doesn't exist That is the very definition of that's the very thing that opioids do and that's what's destroying That's how people are so fucking depressed and they have so much anxiety They can't just go be happy to be happy. They have to have the observation of happiness because that's where the dopamine comes from their entire life That's the crutch and that's I mean, that's I mean, that's why I don't want my kids to be on social media Because I don't want them to develop that crutch go and be happy with trees a coconut with some rum in it with the breeze blowing That's what you should be happy with not the observation of that experience I mean, you know how many food courts I sat in Here I mean, I think you explained it for best man Literally what it is the They can't have any fun without like nobody sees a heavy blooded in a microphone. That's that's fucking sad But it is what it is going back to trains and we're not gonna call the trains too many women It's still a three store a three So let me ask you a train question Three people Is a hand-in-tail train different from a root in two-to-train train like a double penetration?
Yes, yes I want to use the porn term. Yes So that so all right I don't I don't know how you find two things to do that. That's what I'm saying No, we made a situation with airplanes the traffic control is the airplanes have been too close to each other I mean, I haven't I mean, I mean, I mean, I wouldn't expect you to admit it I hope we don't have an airplane collision story on the pocket Okay Let me let me address the DP first so the DP like if you stick your thumb and your butt and you can feel yourself You can feel yourself. So Like we have a sex with the thumb you can still feel like if you want to so if you have two things going at the things it's only a thin layer of Name right there.
So I don't you gratifying yourself So you wouldn't DP with your own what I'm not DP Shranger if it's not a stranger you and DP with your boy. No, I'm not Looking at the same for the niggas of DP and that girl is a non-factors And why is this the story I'm telling on you We're here now. We're here now. Yeah, cuz I can't wait for me.
We're here. Um No, man. So Many many moons ago. This is high school, man.
I would have a six So Like his dad used to work like at night. So he had like a little The house to self-tapping he had like a little basement or whatever and this is one chick We met at the skating rink in she stayed in the outskirts of Nashville and she was cool with kind of annoying Right. She's like call us all up. She's on me my homeboy.
I don't know how she got everybody's number, but One of them hang up. She taught a other one whatever cool so Um one day she like that's a national she's at the homey's house. She's like oh yeah, Carl Carl Jason come over so I'm like I'll believe me up. I'm like She's like such a sub-dance.
I go over there. Whatever. We're watching TV blah blah blah It's like again, this is high school for whatever reason like lap dancing was a thing like you'd be like if it was like a group of chicks You'd be like hey, you know what some lap dances are gonna be like a girl like like so y'all lap dances whatever right? So she started um So she started like So she started giving us both lap dances.
No niggas not doing this car I see other things around All right You Play the background so she's giving us lap dances right? Close So she goes some humble like pulls into his like bed or whatever right door is open Um, so she like continues to like kind of give him a lap dance on the bit, but he's like laying on his back Um he's laying on his back So she's like basically like straddling him like rad him like you would have people having sex and would make it right So I come in and I stand on top of the bed right so She's uh right where my crotch is Uh, she's still like doing the dance with him. So Somehow my penis ends up. Not sure sure.
Not sure if it she took it out. I took it out But it's out right so she starts to you know, go ahead Uh, give me the slow-bodont molose of this right so Um slow-bodont slow-bodont And then I feel myself again. It's a high school at very you know, stimulated at this point Like I'm about to you know, he rubbed as a snoop set So as I'm doing that I can kind of feel her like maybe moving back a little bit So at this point like we're at like crossroads right, um because I know if she pulls back then Uh, I'm definitely Jizzin on the homie and we would can never be friends after that, you know, I'm saying because he's under me Right. So, you know, this is it was gonna be bad, but I can't here we go So he he was getting the black dance ride right hold on bring back to everybody.
So since this is Video not like this There we go Right Like this on him like this on him right? I'm standing up on the bed. So her head is roma croutias and Going to town. So she moved it back.
So she moves back right then Like three point not a spot um let's go down or whatever but luckily Um, I kind of like hey, and she's like all right and she called it and then him the remain friends and it didn't land on him So again, that's probably the closest um that has happened but um, but you know, no no DB and Yeah, I'm glad I didn't Let it on my boy, but so they bring me to so after me my homeboy had the conversation talking about the mmm That could be confusing mma Uh story came out about uh Says a howard county man in the queue of killing another man in cock eyes meal True story Is that a big town? He just said howard he just said howard county just said howard county Howard county don't beat me if you don't ish it's it's maryland non-bolto morn So you so you've heard of cock eyes meal. Yes, I feel like I heard that place. Yes Uh, but he was killed another man after a woman had sex with both the suspect and the victim earlier that day Um So man, so he had a threesome with another nigga, right?
So when you read the comments, I mean which is where all the comedy is they were like well We know whose meat was bigger um like what drove him to kill the other man was the other dude like do it too much Was it his old lady? You know what I'm saying? So y'all just like be He's the one that's intimidated by ab now because of his meat So if you did have a So personal comments that I did with ab I was hoping this would have happened but I knew it was gonna happen maybe I don't know that it's inviting but I'll never be in a situation where me and ab are making love to the same woman because It's just like it happened. But if it was to happen God forbid let's say I was gonna trunk and stupor And I woke up and we just finished and I'm like where the fuck how this happened I was just bouncing in the podcast and I wake up you know in the bill ab and some random AB and go see you can't go see the sunlight You buddy kill me when he was something random with your lady and that's And it was I was like I think it was a good night.
So why does ab need to die over this? It wasn't a good night for me. Especially if you don't remember you don't remember I don't remember you don't remember me So the fact that you realize I made it yeah Okay, I'll need it So everything here's thing I don't Somebody's always gonna have to be a lady Look at that could be his lady for him to feel that way Or was the out meeting. I don't know like if it was too much organization around it where or maybe maybe it was his old lady And it was like, you know, I want you to bring um, I want to bring in Derek who worked and make this happen And then for one strike one Derek out needed him Let me tell you it was funny in this scenario.
Hey buddy So say it was a hand to tail right And he he was beaten From he was beating the tail first, right? And then he moves to the front Who out meets gets back there and she's making all types of noises and yelling Right after you that might I mean I can understand how that would hurt her demands ego. The noises are different because you get out meeting What's worse? Hold on which one is worse?
Okay, this one is worse If you go first and then he comes behind you and she starts making all the noise or if he goes first She makes all the noise you come behind him and she's glad as a You don't if you're gonna be out meeting you do not want to go last because yeah, because you're not gonna feel that right because you know The road has already been hoe to so it's like yeah now It's a bad situation all around someone was gonna get killed Like if I did anybody put these scenarios not if the meat not if it was that was equal meat It wasn't though. It wasn't said it said it's an area for this area Maybe it was equal meat. He might just be crazy or you know all things considered or is all like He was like or he got all things being all meat people all the people he So it's still being equal. He's still got like the moment situation that you just shared most area There was more love.
She got more he got more house than she didn't even doesn't make it I mean that's the ego as an ego as an ego You You can camera The podcast would not Okay, well we did have a subject about Christmas presents, but we get time we get Christmas on here yet, right? No, let's go live. Let's go live next week and let's get people on the twitter page We got a twitter page live on the show and get the questions about Christmas. Let's do that That's cool.
We got features motherfuckers. We got to engage and collaborate I actually do have the piece I got everything set up. I just do not have my old cable. I got you number I'm getting closer J Joe.
What's up for me? It's what people. What's it? Huh?
What's it? Okay? Hold on. Let me change something.
What's it? I said amen. It's what people man is not for me. Gotcha.
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