Free Guy

Time to rise and grind, gamers! ...no, even as a bit, I just can’t do it. It just sucks so much. So uh, anyone check out the demo for the new Kirby game? You get to explore the ruins of a post-apocalyptic cityscape and Kirby drives a car with his mouth. It’s kind of wild. I guess it also implies that the human race has died off potentially, but that wouldn’t be the first time that's happened in a Nintendo game. Fans of The Crystal Shards or Pikmin know what I’m talking about. Alright, I’ll stop now and do the thing, but I’m just excited as it’s the most promising Kirby game to come out in a while - so thanks for reading. It’s "Certified Fresh" despite the fact that I can smell it from here, Free Guy!