Freeze the Frowns, Pass the Prosecco & Brace for Doggy

It’s 48 hours until the Piggy Holiday, and the tension is as high as our waistbands! After the dogs caused a studio stir and sent a glass of Prosecco flying, they’ve been officially banished so we can finish the pre-trip prep in peace. Veronica shares her "Dog-Rage" from a 2:00 AM garden standoff and the bliss of a Botox-frozen forehead that’s finally killed off her tension headaches.Meanwhile, Penelope is navigating the sensory nightmare of her Hog-Husband’s bathroom DJ sets and the mystery of "Woofkin Woo," the draught excluder that never seems to stay in its place. We’re discussing the "sausage-skin" look of nude-coloured pants and the liberation of the "Piggy Era." The best part? The Hog-Husbands are coming with us! Hiccups, messy kitchen chairs, and all—the Peri-Pigs are officially going on tour!