Hey guys welcome to friendies episode number two if you're seeing this intro it means our original one got cut because it was way too graphic It was way too graphic right way, but hopefully that one's still in but if not it was super funny and you all missed out big time You almost out so instead we'll just talk about what now we were just talking about drugs like right off the bat Well, I can say drugs. I just don't give explicit explanation We're just talking about yeah, we should just talk about food or something because that's like more good What did you eat this weekend? You started the last podcast I would wait for breakfast Would you eat fatty? That last podcast.
Oh yes because you're better than me I'm loving that's true. I did say that what do you have for breakfast? I don't eat like I'm not eating right now Well, okay, let's say I'm not doing the week. Have you lost weight?
No, really and most of those I skipped dinner. I've been saving dinner. I seen you and most of it eating So after trash bro, don't act like you don't eat you guys are in the past week I really have an e-90 dinner you can ask my don't eat dinner and it's been really awful I feel like I still haven't lost anyway, so I have a shoot I have a music video shoot COVID save I'm using your face if you're fat in your music video. No, I mean like long runs off.
Well you fat I just have like a little bit personal I get I'm just have zero one percent on my only whatever you don't know Well, yeah, that's what I mean just embrace what it is you are bad. I don't tell breathing can you bend down to tie your shoes? Yeah, can you prove it right now? You prove it right now?
No, no bend down It was hard for you I don't want to see your all your shit. Yeah, okay, so what are we talking about good? You can leave that you can tell your shoes congratulations, and you see your penis over your belly in the shower Can we talk about that? Yeah, yes, I can if I lean Looking straight down can you see it?
Yeah, I mean yeah, I just probably And how big is it? Fine it's fine less than five no four no, it's bigger than four five you measure I have when I was younger I haven't measured it recently. I'm glad you're talking to your life 10 actually yeah How about you up 10 billion? I mean no I have a like you know I never counted but I'm happy for you I really thought you were like a virgin when you met you I have a kid pop the Xanax before this one I feel like I'll be better this episode as a little you did you were too stressed Do how much do you take like a full zany bar or okay?
What does any bar? Oh, you don't okay? Well, let's just get ready to it Oh, it's like you don't know what is any bar is that was like when I was in college the super popular. It's like a full bar I'm new to Zans only the past few years.
I've been a fast few years High school Xanax person I was like clean high school. I don't I don't take I don't take Xanax, but how long do I mean? It helps you yeah, I took one like halfway through russia. Shana dinner and most you took one you were so stressed in my house You took it.
I gotta warn you those are really dangerous. I just gotta tell you I'm over dose on February 5th of 2019 mental hospital the On Xanax, I just why you just fall asleep. Oh, that's why see the whole bottle like I took a whole bottles I'm like yeah, were you trying to know what they thought I was like I think you want to eat? Well, why why do you take a whole bottle them?
We didn't do an intro but oh, I was just depressed I just got broken up with literally that day and I was just like you know like cope with it cuz I was supposed to go to a party You sure you weren't trying to kill yourself cuz it sounds like attempted to I swear I really am not so excited I'm like way too narcissistic for that. I think But I'm not yeah for me Xanax just makes me sleepy. It doesn't really do anything for me I definitely I try to for my anxiety and I just go It's the same thing yeah Valium Valium is a little stronger. Yeah, welcome everybody.
That's we're making it through frenemies with the help of Xanax and benzo I don't usually take one FYI for the record right first like the early this year was not just like I just took a one Because I come here very awkward and uncomfortable. It's not it's so uncomfortable Friday was uncomfortable last money was on everything uncomfortable Do you have anxiety problems? No, not at all. So when you take a guy Xanax for two years.
That's more like just I think I'm so excited. It's more. Yeah, I think I'm more just like in my own head. Mm-hmm So like when I'm around like people and it's awful.
You're always like this is off I'm feeling that right now. Um, no, that's because I'm like that's why we were chatting before but you don't want to chat with me I'm talking to you just talk on the podcast like why can't we talk just talk right now as friends? Dude, we did we talked everything. Okay, let's just let's let's get let's pull together Vietnam Vietnam communist country didn't know that What what are you talking about?
Country well, what what well right now currently in the communist country? They all have to just go by what the rules are there's no democracy What that's not true then the current day Vietnam is not a communist country. Yes, it is. Oh, it is the girl You learned that from your People yeah, hang on hang on.
All right. Here's the here's the here's the thing that I want to talk about. Okay, you came over to my house On Friday to celebrate the Jewish New Year with my family. Mm-hmm.
I was expecting basically It wasn't what I expected. I'll tell you you were very calm You were not like I was expecting you to like kick down the door and be the center of attention and shit But you were very chill and and and and fine Yeah, but the one thing that I found funny was that you showed up in like an IDF uniform and a beret and shit Like you know it we know that we don't dress like that. Yeah, cuz you're the American Jews I was representing the Israeli Jews that were present there was two Israelis there neither of them were an idea of uniform They were though at one point I was representing us. I was like on their side I was the Israeli hawk inside and you were representing American Klein side So I was trying to you know, show up Moses.
I look cute by the way. He said I look very good I was fucking mine. You can't walk around and that okay. What did you think my family?
I have I have what I want to get into later is that Tricia has been making really obscene borderline I would I don't want to say anti-semitic because you loved you wait What me I'm not I said I'm not gonna say anti-semitic. I love Jews. Yeah, but it goes to a point of like fetishizing them Yeah, so I don't know if that's anti-semitic or why can't you put it? I'm sure people are size you well, you can finish as a person But not like a group of people well, no like chubby people are fetishize like I'm fetishize like eat That's a fetish like you can fetishize well We can discuss this later because you've been obsessed on tiktok and I'm gonna pull up We're gonna watch them And I want to show you guys the outfits you've rolled up into my house to my family and but other than that I was your Experience, what do you think of my family?
Oh gosh? You were disappointed it was a real because you were expecting like the fish and the yeah All the crazy in the pomegranate and apple and the is that the one where you blow the goat? Yeah, the shoe horn. Yeah, I thought there was gonna I just was really hungry Yeah, I assumed your family would be good.
I suck I I'm gonna cooking this is why I'm the way Matt so I thought we're gonna have a feast we're gonna put potatoes and carbs and There's no carbs. It was all chicken. I'm actually gonna agree I thought that meal was for my family We usually have bad meals but that one was legendarily bad like if I knew I would have just ordered food and no offense I love my I don't want to say that I don't want to say that honestly they were super super nice and like it was great I was just uncomfortable for so many reasons like we talked about like I know your dad like watch is like porn Like favorite on Twitter so that's all I could think about that's right next to him I'm only coming to cover my boobs to he's like don't show your boobs So that's why we're the t-shirt I'm where the Israeli t-shirt to not have my boobs out so then I was like next year dad And I was like oh my god, he loves like naked tits on Twitter and I'm like that's all I do on Twitter. Okay, let me let me preface My dad I've warned him.
I've warned my dad. I said dad You know like I said if you're gonna look at porn on Twitter at least don't like it because people know who you are because He makes a point of commenting on my post I think he's watching porn and liking porn on Twitter It's like dude They can see your likes your likes are and then also he follows porn stars Oh, so I'm going through his followers and I'm like dude you can't you can't be following this shit But he doesn't listen clearly. Yeah, I think he's just like in his own world But he's watching this and he's brought and then he's like what do you have? I mean, what can I do and so they found early they were the first way they came up piece They like left early I guess this is your before us.
No, but this is my family like this is what I'm trying to tell people I know even so sad I kind of felt bad you look just sad really you didn't look happy. I Just I felt bad. I didn't say that's anybody else. I just say that's why I asked you to have your feeling cuz I just like oh No, it was just tired.
I don't think so. I think so. You were like awake Yeah, like looking at Twitter and you're like awake. Well, well, you could be tired and awake, you know I want to say longer to be honest, but let's go I mean, I agree we both started hanging out talking but then everyone bounces.
That's my family They come everything's half-assed. They don't do any of the religious shit and then as soon as it's done They all just want to leave yeah, like you guys don't play games. I was ready for like some fun game nights or something I don't think I was gonna bring like a category right head to my phone and I was like we should play and I'm like, oh, but hey, this is what it is, you know that that's why can like me and like Moses come over for a family night like game Maybe if we reach a couple more episodes Because right now what I mean people are really taking bets how long this is gonna last and I'm I'm worried about you and Moses Because let me tell you why why let me pull this shit up because you fed it I don't know that you like him as a person. I think you just fetishize him.
I always ask him that too I'm like I wonder I just like the idea of you say that to him Yeah, like I don't know if it's like he's just different and new and like a toy so I'm gonna You're gonna I said that to me after we oh because of you guys because you guys are up and together like ten years And you guys are just not affectionate. I'm like, oh my god. It's not gonna be us. You guys weren't okay stop I just like you're just not into each other ever.
That's just so stupid. No, I just squeezed each other's butts and stuff I've never once saw that with you and I You know what this is propaganda by the way me and you learn a extremely loving relationship You can't know and then I worry I'm like, oh my god, it's not gonna be us like maybe it will be us in ten years I'll have a yes that's with her Like once away pretty good. I think are you're being serious. Yeah, you're lying.
No, I'm lying Just once a week. That's pretty good when you've been married for as long as us. This is what scares me This is why I think we'll like end up breaking up like that's fucking terrifying Well, some people have sex more and some people have sex less. I think that's fine Once a week is pretty good when you've it I mean I'm happy with that not upset about it I think we're both happy with the amount of sex By the way, just because me and you are making out at our family dinner after being married for ten years doesn't mean We're in a level of life.
No, you don't have makeup. You can just tell when someone's like, oh, okay Well, you're wrong. I mean, I don't know. I know I was right.
I knew it. And well, okay Well, you're fetishizing her brother and you're in a bullshit relationship. I know I don't know yet. We'll see I don't know maybe I like I think I'm in love like I'm like I'm obsessed with him and so many levels Yeah obsessed is not really the way to describe a healthy relationship.
Okay, so let's watch this So why are you doing all these Israeli themed TikToks? What is this? I'm big in Israel. There's literally all you do Why is that because tiktok is really tiktok that are big that have millions of followers always post me So you're just trying to I'm picking is real right now.
I'm not kidding you like all these like Israeli celebrities hit me up And they're like are you just trying to tap into that? That's it you talk is that really what it's called? You said half stack you talk is real. Okay.
This was meant to be a daily vlog, but there are too much good stuff at the glat market I was gonna do a day of my life. So I was showing everything that wasn't Jewish This was something else you did hashtag you talk Israeli Russia's Shana fish head mm-hmm and traditions Yeah, because it's like people don't know why you have a fish head at rosh Hashanah and so forth where you disappointed We didn't have a fish I was so sad. It was so sad. It's just like wait.
No fish head. Yeah, that was really sad You're family like I was crazy. No one knew Hebrew. I was ready to be keeper with people I was like so excited about it and it doesn't happen so you did this one here I love you talk is now your most common.
It's popular. I got free falafels here for wearing an Israel shirt Shout out falafel on wheels So are you if you if you and Moses dumb? Are you dumb? I meant to say break up.
I always say dumb something you guys look at shit together I hear raiding my Jew okay. This is one. I had a problem with no not sure you know You can't she says raiding my Jew lunch. Uh-huh.
Do you not see what's the problem with that? I couldn't fit ish in there But Jew is like a derogatory no my Jew lunch. I think it's the way you say it I was like what would you lunch? I can tell you with on with 100% certainty you cannot say that it's offensive Moses had it was fine and he is from Israel and how to bar mitzvah so he is well He doesn't find like most of us.
I have to say he I'm also bar mitzvah and he's not a native English speaker Although he speaks English fluently, right? He doesn't understand you can't say Jew lunch. Can I tell you every Israeli slob? To Israeli slob we said hey, I'm a Jew from Israel.
That's different. No, that's not you can say I'm a Jew from Israel But you can't use Jew as an adjective like Jew lunch sounds fucked up people can say they're a Jew and I can't think you lunch Yeah, it's listen if you want to be all do you know what I'm saying Dan? There's the there's there's a distinction there. I think it's the rating my Jew lunch Dan.
How does that sound you? Thank you just said rating my Jew lunch with a star David. It's a fun talk Hey, I'm promoting this like culture. Yeah, but you're kind of like this is kind of like cultural appropriation, isn't it?
Appreciation, right? Okay, that's this I think it is so many Israelis will like thank you so much for like, you know Speaking Hebrew like a lot of people like say thank you for it And I mean there's something I hate it, but there are some that hate it. Would you get eight comments? Yeah, I mean there's certain people are like what do they say?
I mean that's more just like people who say free Palestine to get pissed off. I don't know Oh, it's not the Jews to get in American Jews. I can agree with our real Jews Like calm down you're from Ventura, California like you know, you don't know the struggle He's Israeli they were slaves in Egypt. He wasn't a slave his ancestors were your ancestors weren't Wait, why why do we have he's in the land of the free?
I mean, you know that wait hold on you know the Jews who who moves to Europe, which is where my ancestors come right? I have a common origin. That's what being Jewish is right, but they weren't exiled. That's why they live in Europe.
No, so where'd they come from? Where'd they come from Tricia? I don't know, but I know that the people in Israel were exiles from Egypt as slaves Where do you think that the people from Europe come from the same place bro? Where that's what the Jewish from Israel or Egypt?
From Egypt. Well, that's what the Bible says, but that's obviously contested. So yeah, exactly, but it's the same tribe of people We'll have to consult with my expert Jew lover Moses He's not here right now, and I wish you what you know, but you see this whole obsession of fetishization makes me a little uncomfortable It's not better sizing the preference if I prefer to date Jewish men, okay, if you prefer to date I'm just gonna this might I don't want to come off to one sentence. It was like I prefer to date black guys Yeah, I'm like okay.
That's fine. You like black guys, but then all the sudden you start going here's my and forgive me for But like you can understand where I'm going. Hey, here's my fried chicken review. Why is it different?
That's so Literally what you're doing. No, no, that's here. Let me pull up a YouTube video Why is that different first of all explain how it's different to me? It's different cold eyes cuz it's not their culture It's not their culture the stereotype and so it's not a stereotype that all Jews walk around an IDF uniform I'm not I thought that me the exact comparison would be me being like oh look at my like like what the stereotype about Jews like oh my We're cheap cheap.
Oh, yeah, my cheap Jew boy from the big nose. I don't say that I'm like do what I like about the culture like I'm not like stereotype being anybody I love Hebrew like I love saying things in Hebrew. I love like well, let's just like You uploaded this video called best holler bread recipe and by the way if you guys want to see the outfit I won't say costume the church. They came to my house and you can see it here Why are you wearing a beret like you're going to battle?
It's crazy. They wear green braz over there. No, they don't I live there for five years nobody walks around a braz Unless they're not I googled. Yeah, I googled Israeli soldier and they're the green braz that comes up with the green pan So why don't you dress up as an American soldier when you just once like why are you fetishizing the army?
Now this is my new culture Okay, all those converting to Judaism and of course just my Christian so we get down with the Old Testament So today is actually why Genesis all the way? I'm just the reason russiana on the the sixth day. So you're announcing the New Testament What you renouncing the new test man? I also believe in the Old Testament as a Christian I believe in Genesis because you know believing the New Testament is like sacrilege to Judaism.
That's all a lie, right? But you do you do you just Jewish people don't believe in how so what's it matter? I believe in the New Testament. What do they think was wrong with me?
Well, you just don't think you're Jewish. Oh, well, I'm not I'm Jewish by an organization. Corros what the fuck? I don't think that's how it works by the way So step in 2020 we're in the future and where that new year and it is going to be Today we'll show you how you can celebrate the new year.
It's so happen to convert watch this. I mean generally sweet We do why would anyone want to watch this a different way to me? Oh the reasons why we have like the pomegranate and all that I explain this like a how to best holla bread recipe. That was so good I use all the stuff from the Jewish market and we're gonna say Jew market.
I'm saying Jewish now. Does that make you bad? No, it's better. It's definitely better.
I mean, I'm saying here for your benefit. You don't want to walk around saying Jew market. That sounds wrong Okay, I'll say Jewish from now on. I'm just giving you a tip Moses is wrong.
I mean, I'll just say that objectively he's wrong Here's here eating apple. I mean, it's just odd It's odd that all of your content lately is all Jew related. That's why I worry about I worry about Moses because I feel like he's just a prop In your video and this whole thing is just fetishizing You see where I'm coming from. Yeah, but in the video season with me.
We're just eating we're not talking about Jewish Yeah, but like so how do you know that he's not just like a prop for you? I don't oh, I don't know Do you ever know like what if yeah, I know we've been married for ten years, but maybe it's a she just keeps the joke going Some people can really like you know keep it going. Oh, I got me an American because what he told what I heard I'm not gonna say who told me what I heard is that Israeli soldiers was to keep America like gay Americans They bring them over to Israel. So there's more Jews that come over to Israel.
You heard what is it a secret? That's what yeah? Anyways, yeah, I'm happy it worked out for you guys. I'm saying like everything starts out as like a joker a prop, right?
But then it becomes real like it's real now. I mean, he's with my family all the time like okay, all right? What else is going on? In life, you know, oh, I might just a couple shows out because I'm getting some liposuction on boob job and a lip job And you can't do the show when you're recovering line.
I'm gonna turn you on a Tuesday And so maybe I come back on a Monday. Why don't you sit while you're recovering? I think that'd be interesting Which is like bruised up. Yeah, I know we could talk about the process and stuff.
I think that's great I'm getting some fat into my butt. I don't think you can actually sit well. We'll stand I'm fine with that It's only an hour. What what work are you getting?
I'm gonna get my boobs again lipo my stomach butt transfer and my lip push up. Let's let's go one by one What are we doing with the boobs? I just want them more fake. I need them higher and more fake Yeah, I want them a little higher and more high profile because I have a feeling I'm gonna get like proposed too soon I'll probably get married so I want to get this done before all that happens So I look snatched you think Moses is gonna propose to you.
Yeah, I do proposal He's actually can I just clarify for the record even though he's really hard on how to identify as Jewish He doesn't practice. He's not Jewish. Okay, whatever. What are I over talk?
Let's talk about your boobs and with a piece in love Sorry, please that Get that promo you can promote you can promote you can promote you We all brought to the other day and I didn't I didn't plug the only kids It was a real paparazzi anyways back to the boobs, but okay, so you want your tits to look more fake. That's your objective I'm a little higher, so I do only I do only something I do like I don't work sometimes I've seen your boobs obviously I followed you on Twitter for a brief time. I followed you really did a follow back No, I would like I follow you on other socials. I just don't want to see your fucking vagina ass won't it It doesn't come out as much anymore now that like but anyway, but but I've seen your I've seen your boobs And they have like really with me some of really serious scar marks.
There's some crazy scar. What happened there? It's just a lift. Oh, you want to know the realty.
I gotta lift and It's okay, it's pretty close to the camera. I love it. There's a previewer right because Dan is we're looking at dance back You can look at it. I love looking at my song camera when I look good Anyways, no, I had I had two surgeries for the lift and the lift always is those little scars the problem is my That's not really big because like you're not supposed to have sex with after surgery and I have like a day of surgery I guess I get out like having so you messed up Even if you just lay there you're still being like pushed and stuff So the scars like or the they were staples at the time the people like split open.
Oh, that's Can you not you're not I'm gonna see some boobs, you know But like I know again with peace and love I think it's the worst boob job I've ever seen so not true No, I've never seen such scarring before can I show it now or no? Well, we can't show it Okay, and I'm frankly The guys that impulsive and they said that they look fine like seriously, I know they're fucked up there Whatever and they're like, okay, well actually I've offered I mean, I've seen I've seen them But they're like those aren't bad like and because everyone's Twitter tell me you're gonna look at Twitter You in the face be like your tits are fucked up lady. No, I was like, oh my god Fuck up you like I was excited to show up here on Twitter all the time I'm like, oh my god, my sister so fucked on me show you and they're like no and they were brutal with me Like honestly, I did not like Logan. I didn't care for him when I went on the podcast like that whole they were very Misogynistic in my opinion so you show them the tits on or off on camera.
Oh, they just blurred it Yeah, and then I and they were the whole time they were kind of nasty to me So like that was the time like oh well This was like something and they were like oh like those aren't even bad like and they were brutal with me Like the whole time by the way, so I wasn't like I don't think they were pink light Look, I don't care like my boobs. I mean I get boobed all the time I'm ready for another one. I'm just like ready like if you keep doing the boob job does it help? I mean at a certain point do they like take it out and redo it?
Yeah, oh they do yeah, so full restart. This is better than what it was. Can they change your skin? Yeah, they change your skin.
Yeah, they change my nipples you spin and I'll be like you got new nips I can't feel it I love it. I just like the longest part, so we are like I like I never do shit with the door open What's when you say we have like five bathrooms in my house, so we go separate Oh, we know someone's gone for a long time like kids probably that and then what else are you getting done? My stomach like boat again I had one like bone it did help because my body's more like in now So I want my waist to go a little more in and then I haven't transferred my butt so much a little more around So you take the fat from your stomach and you put it in your ass. Yeah, that's a pretty epic procedure I oh, I show you the before and after so that or no, let's not okay Because I'm saying you wouldn't believe it actually is it to make you look skinnier or to corn contour your body or what?
Yeah, it brings her waist thing. I can show you Yeah, you can show me how to call it's like you know, are you afraid that like what do you think about Kim Kardashian's ass? Because I feel like it looks like outrageous. Why do you think it looks bad?
Because it looks like she has two tumors on her ass. It looks so unnatural. I haven't seen it. Are you sure?
Maybe so close up so no two of them are haters. Oh, no, no, this is way more No, but like this is okay, first of all, I'm not gonna lie my body was fucking disgusting before but now it's like kind of like legit Okay, this is okay, you guys I'm just gonna describe what I'm saying. You don't have any where's your nipples? Yeah, they're a little high the nipples guy.
I'm gonna talk about my wife. It looks like you don't have nipples They're like they're there like see you can hide a scene. Yeah, they're all high like oh my god. Yeah, that's all right So wait, this is the okay guys.
I'm seeing she's butt naked and she doesn't have nipples Um and but like wow, I mean I was that crazy though, but why do you look more tan in that one? This is like a fake before and after we're talking about this one your pay on this one. I got spray tan so that scars where my life But what's he's getting spray tan so the thing are like both but look at my waist like even now my waist yeah I'm way back from this photo, but like my waist is still in like they brought my waist and a hip So you see they took back from here and put on my hips and then wait the this up, but look how much rounded it She showed me her ass. That's fucking three dots there.
That's the light before the back So we took fat on the back. Mm-hmm. They've got your back fat. Yeah, and then where do they just into your ass?
So they put some on the hips and then the acid right there in the crack you why is there something in your crack? That's the scar that's the stitches you have poop on your crap. It's not poop it's stitches. So yeah, that's that and then I got my arms done So you make a fine arms there's arms that's after but my arms are like crazy gross to like those my arms before I Did get some way back to like my arms are still kind of gross but they're not as much as they used to be anyways It's whatever so when you're eating like binge eating again, you're like, it's all good I'll just put it in my ass.
Do you kind of have that thought? Right now like I'm gonna get the surgery so now I do but I do it before but can't your ass certainly has a capacity for how much fat could hold Yeah, but it's like it'll disintegrate itself so like if it can't hold the fat It just won't take like a fat won't like stick, you know what I mean? So like it just you'll just have it was won't it'll disintegrate basically it's not like harming it just not gonna be there Those images are gonna be branded in my mind forever, dude We have some where body types maybe but I would never show that shit to you. I would never do that to you head on Twitter I had a year of air ass on Twitter.
That's sure and I said it to Moses. I'm like you well was on Twitter It wasn't like a big fucking leak Anyway, so we discovered that so when you're gonna get that done I think you should come on the show you can't skip yeah I'm gonna try and do as we were playing I'm gonna try doing on a Tuesday So like after the show and then like come back because you can do stuff like a week after it's just like you're So I'm trying to do it November. What else? What else with you?
I keep like I feel like you're the one that's sad and like why do you I'm not I just feel like you need intervention because like your Podcast you lead always like the HD you're always leading it. You're always talking and whatever But I feel like no one's really like you're the one I'm worried about like I just like you're gonna I don't know I'm scared what I don't know like a Twitter headliner something I just like scared What's a what a Twitter head line wait? What does that mean? I'm gonna kill myself?
What what is a Twitter head? Oh just like I don't know I don't know give me an example of what a Twitter headline about me What look like I don't want to even put it out there say it what's on your mind you obviously think of something specific Just say it say it I just envision like two visions of you like driving off a bridge Oh my god, I don't think you did on purpose And that's why I'm like where I had to and they were very strong since the last month so what was the other one? Or they're both the same they were like it's not dreams like in the middle of the day I'm like oh my god, and I'm like it's like it's like a it's like a it's like a it's like a It all ever about anybody and I like literally I had a twice since last Monday's podcast Okay, okay, okay, I'm not planning it I'm not suicide or something driving you off like someone is someone following you maybe you I mean what did that make more sense? No because like I don't know if you saw like after after I pack I feel like an after show on my channel I do like an after show mukbang where I got jolly B afterwards and I was like telling about my experience on the podcast I was directing the traffic back because like people watching to him and then I was just like I literally was saying like oh I really like love you I was like a friend like you remind me of like myself like we're both very like have sad upbringing We're kind of sad on the inside and you kind of remind me of like Shane a little too So I kind of feel like this like weird connection with you and it's like weird like oh I get weird coming after being around your family I was like oh I get it and so that's why I like oh I should check in with him though.
I'm fine. Okay, you seem fine Now I think I'm sad. Okay. It's just behind your eyes like you look happy everything looks happy, but no, I'm fine Thank you I'm gonna be taking a drive up north today, and you may not be hearing from me again for a while though so stop Why don't you go on like vacations?
Why don't you guys do anything? Well, we usually do but there is a pandemic It's kind of our and we have a kid who's one year old. Mm-hmm. So, you know Do you do anything exciting like I feel like you guys don't know no and it sucks It's because you guys will text at all hours of the night like you text me You'll text me like don't they have a life like no texting at midnight on a Friday night?
No, I know it's sad I agree. We have no life. It is sad. We just work.
So what are you gonna? You gonna spice it up well last time a few like a month or two ago We gave the kid to my parents for two days. That was pretty epic. I'm what you do nothing We just had a home watch TV.
No, it's fun. Do you guys ever do Molly together mushrooms? We used to a long time ago. Yeah, yeah We're in Israel.
We did did some here, but yes, I'm in Israel used to do we haven't done mushrooms Yeah, but we've done Molly together. We've done it a lot of times together And how do you feel Molly great like you feel horny and you feel loving do you feel relaxed not horny just more like loving? Happy take it. We've tried well the thing is we've tried having sex on it, but you can't it's not really sex No, no, but the way that we used to do is just sit at home and just feel good Do you want to come over and do some not too well for that shit?
It's like it's just not worth it. You know what but you do it. Oh, not often but like it's fun. I have some I don't have them.
Do I do I have any on my house? Well, it's all it's all hypothetical hypothetically. Yeah, they say what do they say on Twitch in Minecraft in Minecraft. Yeah, I have MDMA in my home I just like you might need that like that's what I was thinking is like me The issue is even if I wanted to take you up on that because I'm on antidepressants I can't take anything like that.
Okay, yeah, because it what do you want? Lexapro What yeah, I see some really common Like you should go on a lot because I got the kind of people like do one like that's like a lot even though You have to go through so I thought oh my god. I'm not suicidal I do Lexapro is like it's newer and it has like really good. Everyone thinks it's really good experience with it It's really good drug.
Oh, so you know, I've actually never known it I don't really think about them. So I respect but you could do coke on it. Yeah, I don't like cook Well, you just want to do drugs with me. I'm just gonna get you excited about life, you know, no, I yeah I don't know I mean I'm just gonna I really think I'm just gonna drive off a bridge after this No, I think I like smoking cigarettes, but they're so bad.
Oh, that's fine. We should do that just blaze smoke cigarettes Yeah, but I smoke one and then I feel bad I do I have to admit to you I feel very bored a lot of the time. Okay, so what do you like or not bored? But like well first of all I love my work and I love also where's the podcast going and I love the team I love working collaborative with all these guys.
It's great and the direction of the content We're making I'm really happy and satisfied with Teddy fresh is amazing my wife. I love her She's amazing my son everything's great, but like, you know, it's very it gets very monotonous What could you do if you do anything right now? Like you know, there's no comment. I think what would you do that?
Be like your dream hmm. I think it'd be fun just like Jump off or drive off a bridge now. I think it'd be fun to just take a I'd love to get on a plane and go somewhere with you But like where the year up or Hawaii or some shit All these are $600 right now playing tickets. It's not the price.
It's the fucking the disease Your first class and like a little like a sweets where you don't see you're on a Like a tar first class. No, I'm not doing it Because the because of the pandemic Okay, well, you can't just like honestly, I'm not I'm being responsible. I mean people have to do their part here I mean, yeah, but like people dying of like People are dying with related causes. It's not just like I get crone.
I'm your covid truth there Coven complicates any medical issue you have so let's say that we're on YouTube. I think I see you're something now You can say they change the policy. Oh, yeah, you're like tight with YouTube Yeah, no, can I say I know two people not like super close to me, but two people that died of of covid But it was the family even was like no, it's like this is what happened. They were like sick before this is I'm not saying like I don't ask you this.
Yeah, I don't know if you're sick And you're fine. You're sick with your stable then you can't go it and die. We'll kill you. I think you I think The flu it's like a flu like a really complicated from covid.
That's what they call it This person will be alive if they didn't catch covid. I mean, I know two people died in the hospital And they were like totally we're just going after like a routine surgery and then like died So so covid I mean I get it. I think like are you gonna live your life? I mean like oh my god, like yes I'm so scared even though here's what I think there's a lot of people who cannot live in a way There's people that have to go to work and there's people that have to put themselves in harm's way of this disease There's people like me who has a life of luxury who's you know privilege in every way So people like me should just buck the fuck up and stay home because if I can do my part to not spread this disease Then I I'm obligated to do that.
I agree. So do some Molly with you love and you're Oh shit. Oh shit. I probably would if I wasn't but yeah, but antidepressants is more important I'll have to look into that you do then you just act in Minecraft.
Yeah. Oh my god. Can I get arrested over? Oh no Oh my god.
I do not want to get arrested shit. No, you're fine. It's only my craft. Oh my god Actually, I'll have to look into that because yeah, mushrooms could be fun The problem is that when you have a responsibility we're doing the show and we have a kid and all this shit It's just I don't I know but like I always have really horrible hangovers.
It's just too risky Sometimes it's not bad sometimes it's bad. I've had so I'm just telling you I think the people you do it with and like no, I had a bad trip with me No, it's not a bad trip. It's a bad hangover Because then like I'm fucked up for a few days and I'm like dude, I have shit to do We've got to do it for sure. I get it.
How about only fans? What? What? You guys are an alien.
No, I thought you were going to? Oh for like a joke? No, I feel like really sure I see how much money you're all about money like it's gonna take talking to her to give me money. I'm on tiktok now What's I mean like five dollars a day?
I know you're all about the money and not just cuz you're a Jewish It's because you're just that's not true. I'm really not all about the money What do you say that? I know this based on based on everything that I've heard about you that I know about you You're my driven and that's why I'm that's just not true. It's not true.
They're not money driven You're a Gemini. No. What are you? I'm not telling you Because then you'll be like oh, that's so you you are I'm not a Gemini.
I just hate Gemini. Well, I'm not a Gemini. Okay. What are you?
I'm gonna tell you what you tell me. I'm a cancer. Oh, oh my god. You're gonna be Shane.
I literally said that because you're in July What are you? What's your birthday July what? I'm not born July. What's your sign?
I knew you're a tourist fuck. I'm a tourist Sitchator. I knew you were very Shane ask cuz you're both cancer. I mean you're very sensitive I do know about cancer because I'm a mess around obviously something how is it possible that everybody born in the same month has the same Characteristics as a person that's literally you're saying it's it's so ridiculously absurd the notion of astrology I agree to some degree, but I like everybody who's ever born in June is has the same exact characteristic It's crazy.
I mean Gemini's for sure. That's the June. Yeah, well, sounds great And you're very that's it. I resent you saying that I'm money driven because I really don't think I am you really are I think I'm money driven as much as anybody else, but I don't think I'm extraordinarily money driven No, you're you weren't on tiktok until you realize you can make money up of it.
What this is so true Why did anyone why did anyone join tiktok? Why did you join tiktok? Okay, because I started seeing a ton of tiktoks and we always talk about on the show and I wonder understand what it was and then once I got in there I started really having fun. It's not about money I was like oh this these are really fun to make like I made this dumb fucking Boba booey tiktok and then People like people's liked it people started liking the content I was making there and I I was having fun making tiktoks Like in a way.
I haven't had fun making videos in a really long time I was like I'm like it's been so long since I wanted to pull up my phone and make a video, you know Like back back in the day. Yeah, I yeah, and so I was like dude tiktok is my home. I Kind of has that someone who's been on tiktok for a year. No, let me tell you this if I'm money driven Why the fuck would I care about making five dollars a day?
Moses had the day he was over here. You're like, I'm a twenty dollars. It's a joke Was it that your family you just sit around and joke because when I was here you're not just around joking you were very serious What is twenty dollars? I mean what is that like?
Money I'm excited about my money on tiktok. I go everybody too. Look. I'm not okay So wait, yes your point.
I said really only been 40 minutes Dan. Oh, God. I feel like There's a timer there. I was like this shit over yet We have to do it for the people and you're not invited to my wedding.
Can you do that? Yes? Yeah, which one none of them? I just I find that offensive.
I think you have some so You imagine being like hey guys look. I made 20 bucks on tiktok. He's a money driven greedy Jew It's basically what you're saying. Um, no, but I'm saying you joined because Cody I was on the podcast and he's like I'm making money up as I joined before that We weren't making and Cody showed me he made three dollars and I was like wow I need to be a part of that because you stop potentially I need to get it on this ground before I start really around You can't say shit like that.
I know and even when you were joking about starting only fans like I'm gonna do it's a joke I'm gonna get my money, but you're gonna get that cash grab. I don't like that that Characterization because people always say that like I'll do this I feel like people make that characterization against me because I'm Jewish Let me explain if you compare me to any other creator I'm just as money driven as any of them But for some reason I get this to label as like money driven and greedy and all this even though I'm doing literally same thing as everybody else. No, why is it that I have to take that label? Because you try and be like sneaky about it.
You try and be like schlubby Like I don't care about money. Meanwhile just getting in where all the cash grabs are only fans I don't know what you wanted to do. I was like a joke, but you wanted to get a cash grab Yeah, but I didn't make it on fans. I never would Who the fuck's gonna pay me to be on only a lot of people?
Mm-hmm. You know you do that when you're in the center to go A lot of people No, definitely not and I don't think it's your Jewishers lots of Jews on YouTube that don't case Dude case is he Jewish holly do Casey nice that is so money driven. No, he's like He's like mr. Brand.
No He's spent money. He's not gonna find $25,000 first-class ticket Okay, so your evidence that I'm money driven is that I made it only fans which I never did and then I'm on TikTok anything else I mean look you abandoned the H3 channel to do how is that proof that I'm money driven to do Make money which was a podcast and now you're focused on tight for that's when you guys you're money now So you just go where the money go what if and I know this is crazy so bear with me We do what we like and it just so happens that we like doing the podcast and we like doing heavy frats So you didn't like doing your channel anymore? No, I've said that a billion times I didn't like doing the channel but why because you weren't making much money literally no No, you're not making money so when we switch to the podcast we were making way more money doing that than this Only now that we've been doing this for three years So why the fuck should I not want to make money doing it money is a byproduct of doing something you're passionate about I don't I don't agree I do you two videos every day and I make no money I make like well that's because nobody watches your content because it sucks I think it's work that not from the popular youtubers anymore Like I was on the chain and then it and then exactly my views do not go up from being honest Yeah, well, they're not gonna nobody cares, but you know what this podcast is doing really well the first episode was a hit Okay, yeah, I think so I don't know yeah, we did really well what people like it Yeah, but he was like a novelty thing because I first episode like well, you know, but then after a while I think people are like Well, I got canceled after nine months from my own podcast. I'm very confident that I'll be canceled from this in nine months as well Well, we'll see you better bring the thunder I was trying to push it and then not going whatever I think it's the combination that makes it special of who I was like we like each other now.
I feel like before like there was genuine hatred Well, I'm a little upset that you basically call me a greedy Jew and saying I'm gonna drop kill myself by traveling off I was pretty bizarre I was genuinely concerned about you this whole week. I got worried I was like oh every doubt but I'm kind of weird and we're only in a group chat We're not in a like a one-on-one chat You're sure have you always been a strange person. What were you like as a kid? This is not interview.
This is a podcast we should be talking about as a Canada I was I was great. I mean I literally don't remember childhood like to me I had so much trauma that I blacked out like I swear I am in life So with I mean can you just breathe kind of just tell me what kind of trauma you had like I'm not even kidding I had a therapy and like like remember trauma like that's what I'm saying Like I swear I had a great childhood like my listing and stuff Like honestly like it was just that I didn't even know like I like yeah, no I forgot I like knocked out literally all the time like high school. I don't feel like I went to high school And that's the truth I don't even know so hang on you're close with your parents. Yeah, they didn't abuse you anyway No, what happened to you?
I don't know So how do you know you I just started there be like Well, what was it I was hold was an attempt but they said I had a time to suicide time which one my hospital when I got out I was like I should probably get some therapy my slouching too much damn. Where's it fun? Sorry, I know you're talking to me about your fucking wanting to kill yourself, but let me just make sure I'm afraid I'm you coming up. Well, okay, so why you like that?
Future Lighting dude, I'll leave well, it's just comfortable. I gotta sit back So you love you have a great relationship with your family. So why you so fucked up? I don't know I don't know a lot of unpacking I mean I do but like it's something I even worked through all the way because you went into Prostitution like at what a oh oh early like 18 so how do you come out of a good family and go straight into prostitution?
What happened was it's like okay, like it was good My mom was good the thing with my mom she had a lot of boyfriends. She was married a lot of times You're a good boy. Yeah, they got divorced early on and so my mom worked all the time She's single mom like she my dad like paid a little bit But whatever so my mom worked like four jobs always had boyfriends always our house about my mom and like I'll never touch you I don't know honestly, I don't know but like I only knew it's like I had to get out 17 I was like peace by I'm like actually I quit school at 15 But then I got brought back in school with my dad at home schooling So I was like I moved out and LA at 15 and then I was brought back home at like 16 And then I like moved out again at 17 and then my dad's a team take me because he lived in California I'm like what really pushing me when you answer your question is like my dad was like oh, you have to go to college I was like I want college like whatever I got a TV show and I was 18 I got a like a full-time gig on the show called the Greg Barrett show He wrote the book he just got that into you and it was a huge production at Sony and I was like absolutely not You're not gonna do it because I was a guest controlling dad. Um, I look no.
Yes controlling But like nice like you know why didn't want you to do this show because he's going to college You're going to go to college and and they would him and my stepmom I live with them my stepmom would like tell me like not to wear something That was like a little controlling whatever, but my dad's great now I love my dad but um so then I was like fucking I'm gonna go do this TV show the TV show gets canceled like six months in and I I was on a show with me and I was on a show with me and so like I was doing all these like jobs at 18 And then like all of a sudden like I wasn't getting paid anymore I like shit and so I don't know what I try to get like regular jobs and like I don't know I like literally couldn't work like it was you can I can see what Chipotle I was working at Disney so I found I got fired Disney what so to found it's the gear deli factory now right by fire um oh I can't say you better say right now. I can't say wow bad gonna be a Disney soda factor I don't because I think they released me for a different reason. I think they were like how long ago is that tell me right now I was definitely having sex inside the restaurant. See there's something wrong with you.
There's something that happened. Yeah for sure Okay, so you are caught having sex inside the restaurant. Yeah, like I'm in the bathroom And they just where like inside and now we're the customers there. Yeah, but it's not even the sort of fun anymore I literally shut it down like two weeks later.
I'm not joking like I'll just like literally shut that bitch down I don't know that's and and and so when you would have sex in the restaurant Would you like go serve customers? Would you wash your hands? I just met a customer that was like you fought the customer I have something wrong with sex for sure. There's nothing.
Holy shit. Tell me about that encounter I want to know how that went down. I can't really say full details of it. Please tell me this is so interesting Don't your names or anything.
Just I want to know I really don't do it that often honestly They were having a premier next to the Al Capitan and so like they were coming over and like this guy I would like in love with another holy shit. You just well based on just the first sight Yeah, but he was on major drugs. I wasn't I was completely sober. Okay.
What do you look like? Why were you in love with him? Just hands like a sad guy. I don't really find looks on people I don't find people attractive around a track.
I really don't for the most part. Okay, but this guy was beautiful Yeah, he was in movies and stuff. So like my he's a movie star. Yeah.
Oh, when I'm 18. I was at the premier. Yeah Oh, don't laugh because I can do my job in a year. I'm not gonna investigate.
But so what happened? So we'll be starting to do it best. No, no, no, we're not gonna tell a story. No, no people got it wrong when you told the story about like So you know people didn't guess it right.
Yeah, people some people did but anyways anyways, it was the guy was No, just out of his mind and then I was like I was in but I was like fuck it So he's like just come out my lap came to the restaurant Group of people with them. So his entourage came into the restaurant and you were waiting on them And they'll be IP because they were like, you know, yeah BIP so they were like and then and then so he said comes in on my lap Yeah, and so what happened? Stick out in front of his entourage. Yeah, this was when they had like sure but it was very like waiting for oh, so you're okay Hold on.
Hold on. Wow. I don't know. I just say the story.
Honestly, you're waiting for nail polish. Well, who cares? They're out of business. What the fuck you're doing your own Disney is huge They're like Illuminati like they come from me.
This is not coming for you. You never help her when I showed your earnings You thought you two was gonna ban your account. I probably did you ever said I thought making zero dollars I make like $500 now. Yeah, that's not and I wasn't making so much.
I was making I showed not so much about making money. Okay, so you're waiting on You're waiting on the guy. Hold on. This is fascinating.
You're waiting on the guy He says come sit on my lap was there any flirtation before that? Yeah, like you just feel like there was a track Yeah, it's just come to my lap and you sat and he just took his dick out or did he say anything or you just take his dick out? I was not saying anything. I just more like the kind of way.
He knew you were down. Yeah, so it almost sounds like he kind of raped you But he knew you're down. No, yeah, he knew you're like no or like, you know, yeah, yeah You can put out a vibe and talk to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah So in front of his whole entourage he took his dick out put it in you and then you were just kind of riding him like this Yeah, but it wasn't even full of sex.
It was definitely just like what he penetrated you. Yeah No What is never even with him or like ever ever? I know I didn't for a long time I just I don't I buy you need to though. Honestly, I'm surprised I swear people always like just got from yesterday's I would be that first person I honestly would tell you like I would be the first person like yeah, fuck and don't do this shit I got fucking herpes or something.
I'm shocked to this day that I don't have that like so he put it in your no protection This is entourage. No, he was fucking you know, you know what? I was so far from drugs. I did have a couple shots like I'm not sure okay, I can't I then when did they confront you like What are you doing in the act?
I yeah, they just call me like they just call me over and they're just while you guys were fucking and they're like They literally yeah, someone came by and I need to leave you It was bad. It was awful like a lot of time like this is a lot of time I'm answering this time, but this was one of the most traumatizing I mean, I definitely what about it was traumatizing because it sounds like you it was all just embarrassing and yeah I think I had issues like who does that like who's just like obviously like some sort of like okay? You know what I mean? Nobody does that and then at that time too.
I got I got mugged a couple times like it was crazy I got like there were some times wait I feel like you're not telling me more about like did you contact this person afterwards at all? No, and what I like and what was this person? Why why are you protecting them? Did you did you ever meet them after this?
Yes, okay, and they live near me and I don't think they remember the incident like did look so different back then So I don't think they know who was it. I'm not gonna tell you we guys like I'm kind of cool with them Will you tell me off camera? No, you're just a big mouth. You're such a big mouth.
I respect right. See no you do not you tell people You tell people shit. I resent that I resent that it's not true. Well, I have like I thought damn it a lot of my jokes.
He said that Dan's like he told you not to laugh at me. Yeah, give him a Pray, I give him a first. I like to end here I'm I don't want to replace him with Ian well, you may not have a choice in the matter But why because sometimes they you know they have a trip to do and they they come I don't like the other two when they comment On the tree. I know it's an age three, but I'm just okay So can you give me a hint to who he was cuz I'm still home, but I'm actually really mad at you Do you have I'm just curious why is it so bad?
I feel like you're not telling me something because it sounds like you can sent it he consented But obviously it's embarrassing to get fired on the spot, but what was it that was so I think there's a lot more to the story That I can't tell you know, that's what I'm getting there is a lot more than there So I just I just keep going tell it. This is the best tell me come on This is like you want to get kicked off the podcast more than I'm gonna keep it interesting Give me in trouble. Well, don't say who it is. You said you're so I won't highlight it if you don't want me to Don't highlight it.
I don't make any money up highlights. Tell me the story I don't get a percentage of highlights you want to talk about it. You guys want to know the deal We have let me tell you about this incredible deal you I'm thinking about it. This is like the best deal.
It is a fucking phenomenal day Okay, first of all the highlights don't make your highlights alone. Don't make that much money We're talking maybe at best a couple thousand all the ones a me and Moses We're at a million and your other ones do not a million yeah, if you go to your high I'm not yes, they are go to all you mean before we started clapping You want me to give all my guess a cut of my this is before the podcast I'm saying in general over time. I have a continuum. Okay, Trisha gets 45% of all the podcast revenue including ads and ads sense I get 55% guess who dropped like $50,000 on this setup and has all this gear and this guy and all these people working That's a good Highlight I can't get 10% of the highlights it's just no I'm like I'm promoting the show Can I get a little it's not that much money because now you're like there's a paid us talk to off You know what I mean?
Like those kind of things first $70,000 big I never even showed on my channel. I'm like well I Think the deal is pretty good anyway. I was like it's one of those things my podcast my in total nine months I mean eight dollars no you'll make more than that well, maybe you'll make good money from this Maybe don't have sponsors yet, but that's good. I have a teddy fresh collab What what does that mean?
Can I have a teddy fresh collab? We'll collab with like you your like person your persona. Yeah, I'm sure she paid us better I'm just by Teddy mm-hmm. Just on Teddy Hmm, maybe we could do an item.
I'm not sure I'll have that. I mean obviously you're like a little mini-lark I'm good. I like her do you not feel the deals fair cuz I feel like it's it's more than fair I don't think so like we're gonna do all these how am I ever gonna even make back the investment? Let's be honest.
I spent like $50,000 on all this shit You didn't spend anything I dealt with all that work This is podcast is gonna break up before I even recoup my book about recoup it with the highlights and then I get 45 of the highlights Recoup from the highlights. I don't even 30 people You're here and at it hold on hold on Recoup the highlights if I'm making a couple thousand dollars a month That's gonna take like two years. You're gonna be more than a couple thousand one of those will blow up from the highlights Yeah, I'm gonna get like Dan do nothing. That's a fair deal To get zero of the highlights is not a big deal Yeah, I was like let me just keep the highlight money to keep it simple to help and you'll and 45% of everything is a lot I mean, dude, you don't do any you literally just show up you're gonna make way more money recoup 50,000 before you pay me anything anywhere and then 45 and 55 for everything else I Mean that's yeah, okay.
So you're so you're hedging your bets on this podcast lasting more than a few episodes I think a paycheck from a lot of I don't really give a fuck up I can already tell you that the AdSense was really good on a first podcast. You're gonna get a nice check at the end of the month But that quick I can pay you at the end of every month cool. Okay. Cool.
I'm a tiny fresh Bible call you man I just I think you should be very happy Can I say I would kill it selling like I feel like when I wear teddy fresh some people don't know what I know That's like hardly because I know that's not gonna take that away from you But I'm just saying some people really do ask me like when I wear that mint and green so many words is from they did not know Was heavy fresh so I feel like I you want to be a brand ambassador. Yeah, I want to collab I want to be Trisha Paytas by Teddy Fred. Oh, you want to yeah, I think we will so do you care if we sold on our website If we just make it like for you either way, I don't care if it's on your I mean we can make anything you want our production our manufacturing capacity is really good now very impressed We can make anything now. It's crazy.
I know I saw some I don't like cheap shit. I don't like that I love no, we don't think she's she yeah I love my merch and I just feel like mine would kill it like we do some pink and sparkles and like so the thing is like Well, we obviously specialize in unisex. We're opening a female department I think it comes out next month but like dresses and stuff although we just don't have experience in-house with like fitting and stuff So I'm a really sexy blonde holding a little teddy bear. I mean hoodies and stuff We could do anything you want like that's easy dresses and stuff is more difficult We could do it but it will take a long time to fit it I want it to be like I'm not much But you know like it could be like a sparkly blink collab You know like a blink why don't you send me some inspiration of stuff and then I'll pitch it I'm pretty good at it.
I'll go to a pitch meeting if you want to draw sketch or just save some inspiration I can tell my Yeah, yeah, we have 30 seconds left. Go ahead. No You have to you what are we talking about? Who did you fuck?
What did you fuck in the restaurant? I won't highlight it. I'll go longer. Tell me more But what are the details you're not telling me it's so fast Traumatizing like that all I can have to tell you okay, well, you know, you make well no because you made it sound like okay I'll leave it at look even my traumatic events.
I found enjoyable But my therapist is like no that fucked you up for life. I'm like, oh, that was fine for me You know what I'm saying, but I it's just like it's a lot of can't say I don't trigger anyone trigger warning You should be warning for I didn't I didn't I don't know what it was it sounds like you were salted and I didn't know that General I'm just saying no, I'm not saying anything. I'm not like I'm saying like in general You should look at your morning before I podcast why cuz we talk about trigger warning we talk about driving off a bridge and like you brought that I know where what I know you're gonna You driving off I just saw your car going off So it could like someone could have drove it like chase you off or something You know what I mean or the bridge was faulty. I don't know You're gonna fucking kill me you psycho.
No, I'm never gonna kill you. I promise you you're gonna chase my ass off a bridge Oh, I love you. This is like such a good like bunk sway right now You like it now you never like I might ever you're staring me deep in my soul. Oh no looking away Well, I thought you should make it a day was horrific no offense And I saw the afters you there they were great.
They're all horrific Well, there you go. So too. We did it. How can we cut right now?
Or why can't we go to hours you're each week? Oh, it's two hours no We're cutting it all back because I because we're making four episodes a week now And I think I don't it's just hard to produce that much content like it all it affects everybody like the highlights Dan editing my energy Cuz now I have to go preffered tomorrow. So I have to be responsible So don't wear yourself in about it. No, no, I'm not I'm happy with the workload I just need to make sure that I do we get gas on this ever or not We that's only for each three.
I'm open to it if you have a good one, but I don't see the point I mean the whole thing is the dynamic. Yes, I just really tired of talking every is only second episode I love you. I love you guys. I'm a podcast.
I guess we're so fun I had my phone on my podcast on a lot of times. Who's that? Is that a front poison and rock a glove and you never heard of an officer? Don't care loser.
So you're such a stupid It was also also announcement. We're gonna be starting Halloween October 5th on this podcast on my first costume Our first you should be oh I can dress up that'll be fun each week. I have each one area have costume plan really 5th October 12 October 19th I'm still I'm gonna have a costume I'm gonna show my body and I'm glad we announced it. Yeah, I'll plan we can coordinate.
Oh, I'm so I can do I can plan a matching outfit Or should I just do my own thing? Oh, I have everything I can share you what I'm gonna wear I think it'd be fun if we surprise each other, but I know you're gonna post it like a trillion times on every social media I'm gonna start out subtle. Maybe our final the grand finale the week of Halloween I'll tell you cuz mine's actually really good and I feel like that could be a good duo one That's amazing. You've already planned ahead that far.
I have you in Moses's costume I have our family costumes I have my podcast costumes and then I have my ticket costume be honest with me right now Yeah, as we end just tell me this how long and just be totally fucking brutally honest with me is this relationship with Moses gonna last? Like I like no we're gonna get married. Wow cool. His mom is very concerned about that turn on podcast I'll tell you I'll tell you because I've been a party I've been in the middle of all this and I talked to you as mom She's not mad.
She likes you. She's happy that most of the relationship What she's not happy is that he doesn't talk to her. He doesn't tell her anything So he so you better fucking tell him he needs to talk to his mom more Well, yeah, imagine how's mom feel I think he had some trauma I don't know but don't let him tell you that she doesn't like you cuz that's she doesn't yeah, okay good He said that she can be judgmental no who what parent can right? So I think he was like more protecting cuz I do you know what I do you swear I do do really good rather We taught me how when we did a collab she went is just peeing that we talked about this thing We learned about it.
It's being two fingers up and press right here and really don't show that don't we can't show that Stop stop stop stop. I hope this is my time. We get no check. All right, and thank you guys.
We'll see you all next week