Friday the 13th: Curse of the Flesh Eating Jizz

🧟‍♂️ It's Friday the 13th...and something sticky this way comes.In today's jam-packed episode of DV:🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen: Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills.🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns: - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted and screams at Alexa to play “Pop That Pussy.” - Ex-legal YouTuber Nick Ricada delivers a whiskey-soaked, coke-tweaked rant about cancer, anime, and why he can’t end his own stream.🔹 TikTok Tears & Bans: Influencer Natalie Reynolds storms TikTok HQ after her account gets nuked. Spoiler alert: She's the villain.🔹 Pride Month vs. Military May: Tim proposes a compromise that includes celebrating both gay sex and the troops—just not at the same time. Also: introducing the “Red Scare” for military women.🔹 C. Wilder's Gayest Military Ballad: A country anthem so flamboyant it triggered a Navy veteran’s existential crisis.🔹 Florida Man Alert: A Saudi tourist calls 911 to complain he didn’t get sex at a strip club. America: still confusing foreigners since 1776.📞 Plus: Listener voicemails, roof color conspiracies, anime conventions in Columbus, and Tim’s bad restaurant suggestions!💎 Sideshow Freaks — Support DV and get even more insanity:➡️ Sign up at DistortedView.com🎧 Bonus segments, exclusive full-length shows, and a custom voicemail line await!