Friendship Goals

Friendship Goals: Do you need friends? Don’t worry, Nappi and Jay will be your friends. Today the boys tell you everything you need to know about friendship. But first, Nappi talks about the sexual tension he feels shopping at Trader Joe’s and the possibility that at any moment a TJ’s orgy could pop off. The conversation takes a completely different turn when the guys contemplate the origins of Dippin’ Dots and ask why you can’t buy them at a normal store. Jay talks about a man who for 27 years lived in solitude and only said one word to one person one time. The boys then discuss children who were abandoned at birth and had to grow up in the wild. The Meat starts with the boys answering the question: How do you make friends after college? Jay’s simple answer is "you don’t." This leads to a discussion about the dynamics between same-sex and opposite-sex friendships. Nappi proposes the question of whether you would cheat on your girlfriend if a 10 told you she was down to f***. The Meat wraps up with the boys giving their advice on how to deal with common friendship problems such as what do you do if your friend likes you, how to get over being jealous of your friends’ other relationships, and how to deal with your racist friend. Do you suck at giving your friends advice? Do you ever wonder what guys do when girls aren’t around? Do you feel sexual tension when you are around a specific friend? Nappi and Jay are here to help you out by providing you with their personal knowledge of how to navigate friendships!