Fringey Mini: "Teleporting is no fun"

In this Fringey Mini, we dive straight into the breakfast‑flavoured multiverse as FEMA’s disaster chief Gregg Phillips insists he once involuntarily teleported — car and all — to a Waffle House 50 miles away. As we walk through the article’s mix of conspiratorial history, political outbursts, and eyebrow‑raising leadership decisions, we can’t help but marvel at Phillips’ own dramatic retelling: a man describing his sedan lifting into the air and dropping him beside a Baptist church like he’s narrating the cold open of a paranormal procedural. Between the cosmic commute, the terror of materializing in front of a half‑eaten waffle without your wallet, and the uncomfortable reality that he still very much runs FEMA, we explore the surreal overlap between emergency management and emergency manifestation. And honestly? Out of everything we’ve covered, this one might actually be the most believable.Source: https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/fema-disaster-chief-claims-able-1749406