From Court Noise to Cosmic Noise 8/12/2025

From the WNBA's "training equipment" to AI resurrecting school shooting victims because nothing says progress like digitally poking the dead, we cover it all. DC gets its regular federal babysitting session, the James Webb telescope stares into space looking for someone smarter than us, and AI predicts mankind's "immortality"--which is adorable, considering we can't even keep ice cream from melting.