From Hoops to Hedge Funds: Lowering the bar Everywhere 8/18/2025

In this episode we dive into the WNBA's grand plan to expand--because nothing screams "quality basketball" like stretching thin the already shallow talent pool. Then, we wade into a study showing that more than half of Democrats are apparently fine with men in women's sports (because biology is just a social construct, right?) We also take a look at Nancy Pelosi's supernatural stock-picking powers that make Wall Street's best hedge funds look like toddlers trading Pokémon cards. And finally, we marvel at the bold genius who sued Anheuser Busch because his Bud Light didn't teleport him to a tropical island with bikini models--because apparently "beer goggles" now come with a legal team.