EPISODE · Sep 1, 2025 · 43 MIN
From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis
from Distorted View Daily · host Distorted View
On Today’s Show:🎥 DV Monday Night Movie of the Week: Claws for Alarm — a chance encounter leads to love, implants, antennules, lobster hands, and the terrifying Longostino case.👵 Grandma insists on being eaten out — and yes, it’s just as horrifying as it sounds.🍔 A McDonald’s patron learns a hard lesson after throwing liquid at someone. Spoiler: he gets his ass kicked multiple times.🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee: meet Lovixian and his awkward beachside love ballad.🍑 Porn stars say the damnedest things — from sliding down dicks like playground equipment to grandma gum jobs.🌮 Taco Bell’s AI drive-thru is as broken as the ice cream machine at McDonald’s.📺 South Park skewers Trump as a Satan-loving power bottom with a microscopic peeny. Could legal action follow?Thanks to DV listener Namesake Jake for sponsoring today’s show!Shoutout to Brad Carter and the Prankcast.com community — live prank calls almost every night.Hear one of Brad’s chicken-selling phone freakouts featured today.🎇 Fireworks ruin Tim’s dog’s ability to poop.🏠 Freak reports on Cleveland’s infamous “Ninja Realtor.”🥣 Cookie Crisp isn’t what it used to be.🎶 Listener requests Tim put Carbon Chaperone and other DV songs on Spotify.Check Out Prankcast.comClaws for Alarm — not a real film, but it should be.Today’s bonus segment for Sideshow freaks will drop later today. Tomorrow’s episode is Sideshow-exclusive.Episode Sponsor:Voicemails:Links & Extras:
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On Today’s Show:🎥 DV Monday Night Movie of the Week: Claws for Alarm — a chance encounter leads to love, implants, antennules, lobster hands, and the terrifying Longostino case.👵 Grandma insists on being eaten out — and yes, it’s just as horrifying as it sounds.🍔 A McDonald’s patron learns a hard lesson after throwing liquid at someone. Spoiler: he gets his ass kicked multiple times.🎤 Linda Finkel Hall of Fame Nominee: meet Lovixian and his awkward beachside love ballad.🍑 Porn stars say the damnedest things — from sliding down dicks like playground equipment to grandma gum jobs.🌮 Taco Bell’s AI drive-thru is as broken as the ice cream machine at McDonald’s.📺 South Park skewers Trump as a Satan-loving power bottom with a microscopic peeny. Could legal action follow?Thanks to DV listener Namesake Jake for sponsoring today’s show!Shoutout to Brad Carter and the Prankcast.com community — live prank calls almost every night.Hear one of Brad’s chicken-selling phone freakouts featured today.🎇 Fireworks ruin Tim’s dog’s ability to poop.🏠 Freak reports on Cleveland’s infamous “Ninja Realtor.”🥣 Cookie Crisp isn’t what it used to be.🎶 Listener requests Tim put Carbon Chaperone and other DV songs on Spotify.Check Out Prankcast.comClaws for Alarm — not a real film, but it should be.Today’s bonus segment for Sideshow freaks will drop later today. Tomorrow’s episode is Sideshow-exclusive.Episode Sponsor:Voicemails:Links & Extras:
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From MAGA to Microdick: Getting Litigious Over Presidential Penis
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