EPISODE · Jan 12, 2026 · 54 MIN
From Penisgate To Pokemon Piss Dribbling
from Distorted View Daily · host Distorted View
Hey freaks! Tim kicks off the week with bodily fluids, bad decisions, and some truly unhinged “science.”A deeply unsettling phone sex ad that probably violates several laws of man and natureStephen Dawson returns in rare happy form — then immediately barks like a dog and appears to soil himself on cameraViewer comments focus less on the performance and more on the mysterious brown stainPolice body-cam footage of an autistic father stopped while playing Pokémon Go with his son — largely due to suspicious wet pantsA cop who simply cannot let the piss issue goInternet oddball Dr. Parkinstein explains how to locate underground water using “stick magic” (yes, really)The Linda Finkel Hall of Fame welcomes a painfully pitchy church performance of “Mary, Did You Know?”CES hands out its annual Worst in Show awards for invasive, pointless AI tech — including:A talking AI “soulmate”A refrigerator that listens, watches, and shows adsVoice-controlled appliances nobody asked forPenisgate rocks the world of Olympic ski jumping, with allegations athletes are enhancing their junk to gain aerodynamic advantagesListener texts, voicemails, fetish rap, electric car nightmares, and a birthday request involving political attack ads and skeleton voicesPokémon toys mistaken for drug paraphernaliaAI that’s way too friendly for its own goodA discussion on piss dribbles vs. full accidentsThe dangers of letting gadgets think they’re your best friendNot a Sideshow member yet?Get exclusive episodes, bonus content, and support the show at distortedview.com.You can also subscribe directly via Spotify or Apple Podcasts.Patreon access starts at $1Special voicemail line at $5Merch giveaways at $20Episode sponsorships available — PayPal [email protected] Today’s Show:Plus:Support the Show:
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Hey freaks! Tim kicks off the week with bodily fluids, bad decisions, and some truly unhinged “science.”A deeply unsettling phone sex ad that probably violates several laws of man and natureStephen Dawson returns in rare happy form — then immediately barks like a dog and appears to soil himself on cameraViewer comments focus less on the performance and more on the mysterious brown stainPolice body-cam footage of an autistic father stopped while playing Pokémon Go with his son — largely due to suspicious wet pantsA cop who simply cannot let the piss issue goInternet oddball Dr. Parkinstein explains how to locate underground water using “stick magic” (yes, really)The Linda Finkel Hall of Fame welcomes a painfully pitchy church performance of “Mary, Did You Know?”CES hands out its annual Worst in Show awards for invasive, pointless AI tech — including:A talking AI “soulmate”A refrigerator that listens, watches, and shows adsVoice-controlled appliances nobody asked forPenisgate rocks the world of Olympic ski jumping, with allegations athletes are enhancing their junk to gain aerodynamic advantagesListener texts, voicemails, fetish rap, electric car nightmares, and a birthday request involving political attack ads and skeleton voicesPokémon toys mistaken for drug paraphernaliaAI that’s way too friendly for its own goodA discussion on piss dribbles vs. full accidentsThe dangers of letting gadgets think they’re your best friendNot a Sideshow member yet?Get exclusive episodes, bonus content, and support the show at distortedview.com.You can also subscribe directly via Spotify or Apple Podcasts.Patreon access starts at $1Special voicemail line at $5Merch giveaways at $20Episode sponsorships available — PayPal [email protected] Today’s Show:Plus:Support the Show:
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