From the Middle - Baked Beans and Slime, It’s Bidet Time

#185. It’s officially the holiday tweener week! We probably (definitely) made that up, but just roll with it. In the midst of our still ongoing Christmas celebrations, we took a moment to catch up with each other and share our stories. Dillon’s family is finally in the stages of having a child of the fun Christmas age, and boy did they deliver. Barbie Dream Houses have gotten fancier from when we were kids. They have smart thermostats now. Or I think that’s what’s going on, I wasn’t really listening. Kendall’s Christmas dinner was imported baked beans which he shared with his kid’s new friend, Alexa. Or something like that. Kory and his wife went to New York where they encountered the progressiveness of tushy sprinklers. I’m sure that was it. Sorry if I seem distracted. I’m still trying to figure out why we’re all paying so much attention to subtle facial movements to house music on TikTok. Are we too old for this? Is this really what the kids are into? If you want to clear your mind of whatever that is, no worries, we have some streaming suggestions for you and some well-wishes for a continued safe and joyful season. Check the LinkTree below to interact, and until next time, be kind to each other!Main Landing Page - https://linktr.ee/fromthemidpod​​​​​​VOICE MAIL! Comment, ask a question, suggest topics - (614) 383-8412Artius Man - https://artiusman.com​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ use discount code "themiddle"Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/fromthemidpod​​Instagram, Twitter - @fromthemidpod