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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Fake Friends! Pour yourself a glass of Slaw Juice (Tiffany will explain) and enjoy some glorious holiday themed headlines from around the globe- snow globe that is. We have life sized cardboard cutouts, live nativity scenes, stolen coal and a new take out app that seems kinda sketch! Thanks for a great year, you guys! Each week we try to guess the contents of a story based only on the headlines we each bring to the mic, but only one of them is real. Sound weird? It is, but it’s super fun. Just a husband and wife riffing on weird news events. Hop on and enjoy the ride! Welcome to your new favorite indie comedy podcast! This week's Headlines: Man Recalls the Time He Knocked Himself Unconscious After Sneezing into the Table During a Holiday Dinner Retired Chemistry Teacher Delights the Neighborhood by Turning Their Vacant Greenhouse into a Snow Globe Live Nativity Scene in Action! Camel, Cow, and Donkey Discovered Walking Down Street Together Mom Uses Several Life-Size Cardboard Cutouts of Herself to Trick Toddler Son Into Thinking She Is Always Around Pennsylvania Coal Worker Fired For Selling Stolen Coal to Parents New App Lets You Turn Your Kitchen Into A Take Out Restaurant Get one free month of Stitcher Premium by going to stitcher.com/premium and entering promo code FAKEHEADLINES Listen to some of your favorite shows ad-free with Stitcher premium like Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, My Favorite Murder, Having Funlessness with Jen Kirkman, Natch Beaut, Office Ladies, Prompt and Circumstance, Welcome to my Show, Science Rules with Bill Nye and so many more! This week's episode is sponsored by Audible! Get one free download along with a FREE 30 Day Trial by going to audibletrial.com/fakeheadpod Support us on Anchor! For the price of a partial cup of coffee per month, you could support Fake Headlines Podcast! *Social Media! *Follow us on Twitter! Follow us on Instagram! Follow us on Facebook!Follow us on Pinterest! Email Us! [email protected] Visit Website! www.fakeheadlinespodcast.com