Frotcast 435: Name Of The Year Draft, With Laremy And Brendan

Every year, the fine folks over at Name Of The Year Draft release their March Madness bracket of the funniest real humans’ names that they’ve discovered over the course of the past year. Here at the Frotcast, we’ve been doing an annual name of the year draft based on those names for… God, at least eight or nine years now. Maybe a decade. Anyway, Name of the Year released their 2020 bracket this past week. It’s our favorite time of the year by far, and this year we brought back one of our Founding Frotters, Brendan, who gets more joy out of silly names than probably any human alive. Also joining for the draft is Laremy Legel, who has been guesting since Whoop Dreams. Other topics include: Laremy’s vast tracts of lands, getting quarantine haircuts from your significant other, and your voicemails. But let’s be honest, you’re here for the name draft. Here are the squads: Team Brendan Rembertus Beerepoot Mathdaniel Squirrel Nazareth Pantaloni III Carmelo Mustaccio Gimadiah Scrogum (from Vince) Dr. Floun’say Caver Team Vince Katie Smrcka-Duffy Fudd Learjet De La Cruz Hannah Moody-Goo Gravity Goldberg Dudley Onderdonk (from Laremy) Robespierre Bolivar Team Laremy Kokaine Mothershed Dhanmite Slappey Lowell Snorff III Courvoisier Dingle Green Wix Unthank (From Matt) Rod Ghods Team Matt Smoki Bacon Zebulon Vermillion Gennaro Bizzaro Adolphus Hailstork Stetson President (from Brendan) Fatjon Cake