Frozen (2010)

No matter where you are, there's just something about snow during the holidays that warms our cockles. We know the stress of the season can get to us all, but at least you're not being ripped apart by wolves because your girlfriend dropped her glove. So, as you wrap those last minute gifts, the Slasher Brothers want to give your ears the gift of their sultry voices picking apart Adam Green's 2010 horror/thriller Frozen to help pass the time. Merry Christmas, killers.