Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors

On Today's Show:🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and GreenScientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: Tim. 💥🧠📱 Citizen App Is Holding Pedos Hostage (for $6 a month)Tim’s local FBI raid has him hooked on the Citizen crime app, where every pedo alert and police radio call is paywalled behind “Citizen Plus.” Wanna know if Chester the Molester lives next door? Gotta pony up, freak. 🚨🧑‍⚖️💳🕊 Meade Skelton’s Easter Livestream or Hitler Birthday Bash?Meade goes live for Jesus but spends way more time singing birthday tunes to Adolf. A snot-filled celebration of racism, confusion, and phlegm. 🤢🎤🧻🧼 Ramen Rage: Server Follows Customer Over 11-Cent TipAn employee from Table to Sticks Ramen in Illinois follows a customer down the street, screaming about a pathetic tip. Yelp reviews explode. The ramen tastes like Cup Noodles and regret. 🍜💵💢🌴 YouTuber Invades Death Island With Coconuts and Diet CokeA U.S. YouTuber illegally visits North Sentinel Island—the place where outsiders get speared—and offers a coconut and Diet Coke as tribute. He somehow survives. Indiana Jones-level dumbassery. 🗺🥥🚫🎤 Haley Joel Osment Drops Slurs During Coke-Fueled Ski Lodge ArrestThe Sixth Sense star sees dead careers after calling a cop a Nazi and a kike (pick a lane, bro). Later claims he was blacked out. Cocaine, chaos, and childhood trauma collide. 🎿❄️💉🎵 TikTok China Is Coming for Our EnginesAuto Parts Store Tina wants to ship you a Range Rover engine straight from China. Her English may be broken, but her hustle is tight. “Very company, good quality.” 🚗🛠️🇨🇳🎶 Mysterious Woman Sings in GibberishTim shares a bizarre song that sounds like it was lifted from a haunted elven dungeon. It’s either avant-garde art or a spell to summon ancient pharaohs. 👻🎧🗿📞 Voicemail Time!Freaks chime in about home buying nightmares, relationship farts, and Katy Perry’s misguided space voyage. 💨🪐🗣️00:00:00 Introduction01:38:10 The App Where Finding Perverts Is An InApp Purchase04:32:06 A New Color Has Been Discovered08:34:19 Meade's Springtime For Hitler Livestream Spectacular!11:09:19 Drug Addict Gets Stuck 13:23:07 Restaurant Owner Chases Down Man Who Didn't Leave Tip19:40:23 Chinese Auto Engine Warehouse Music22:17:06 More Incomprehensible English Music24:05:22 Sign Up For The Sideshow!25:29:20 Leaving Soda For A Tribe Of Antisocial Killers32:14:14 I See N*** K***S37:13:12 A Female Mexican Immigrant For Every Incel40:52:00Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending