FSU DOUBTERS LOOK AWAY

Cutwater shows up, Jason returns, and kindergarten prep somehow turns into a full-blown sandwich investigation with twelve glue sticks and a pencil sharpener death machine. The crew gets into meet-the-teacher hours made for rich people, dating anniversaries after marriage, Colombian coffee confusion, "groin" sounding way too Southern, the 2000s comedy bracket with Superbad and Anchorman, and whether Paul Rudd needs a wellness check. Chase tries to talk himself into Florida State surprising people, Kevin demands actual standards, and a North Carolina mountain trip ends with freezing water slides, shirtless bug traps, and the kind of dad moment that almost makes everyone forget the podcast is still hanging on.