Fuck It Friday Episide 34 Elon buys the Twitter

Email [email protected] also visit BertBertBert.com Piggy is trying to stop me from typing. Stop trying to remote control our dogs, Bezos!! I'm glad Elon has reign over the Twitterverse now. Everybody can throw their ideas out there, no matter how profound or idiotic. That's how it should have been from jump street! We learned that BertBertBert.com can get it. That gallon of Kool Aid per day should provide plenty of energy for the stroking! This laptop is so hot on my nuts right now. It usually doesn't bother me, but we've got a touch of a cold this week. Balls are sweaty, Mom's spaghetti, racing to the presidency faster than Mario Andretti. Jenn will make a great first female President. I trust her more than all you hoes, and justice will hold sway! The appropriate people will be getting fucked up, and the right dicks will be receiving all the sucking, most of all mine. An actual product exists called "Cock Soup". Think about that before you go to bed, and try not to mentally taste it.