Fuck It Friday Episode 26 Who's Driving This Boat

Email [email protected] Do you want to be where the people are? Want to see, want to see them be.... what's the word? Oh right, CUNTS!! Ariel is black now? Cool beans, I don't give a fuck. It's all the same when the lights go out, baby. I'll have a deep sea threesome with this chick, and Anya Taylor-Joy. It'll be all good for me! No matter what, I'll know I'm bumping uglies with a girl that has hammerhead somewhere in their bloodline. Wide set eyes and quivering thighs, that's what I call that game. If somebody can do their job better than all the competition, then they deserve the fucking job! New girl has pipes, the role requires beautiful singing, case closed. If they hired her purely for "representation", then that's a problem. Going for representation alone has the potential to fuck up a lot of things. What if I want to hit up the Hub, and watch a good old interracial gangbang with 5 black dudes on one 107 lb white girl? "Representation" will make at least 2 of those guys white, which messes up the whole scenario! Are these second cousins of hers, do they go to the same community college? She's not supposed to know any of these dudes!! My Sunday morning, just ruined!!! I might as well go to fucking church at that point, and get my stale cracker Christ. Who wasn't even a cracker, by the way! You motherfuckers need to get right with not-white Jesus.