Fuck It Friday Episode 29 Fuck Them Kids

Email [email protected] I vote against mercy for all of your twat bombs. The next time one of these little screaming fuckers is acting an ass in a restaurant, I'm going to hire Pennywise the Clown to come sing them happy birthday, and pop a red balloon right in their left ear. Kids need to be struck. Not with anger, but with emotional content. That's how Bruce Lee did it. Oh, you disagree? Ask Chuck Norris how that worked out for him. Think about that the next time your little shit is throwing a tantrum at the store. Either you can handle it, or I'm dishing out spinning crescent kicks to your illegitimate abortion that got away, to you, to your no nutsack having husband/chump that's taking care of some other guy's kid, and anybody I see wearing shoes with no motherfucking socks. Spank your kids, or catch the outer edge of my foot to your goddamn temple. It's your choice! Don't forget to read them a nice bedtime story too, because that's good parenting. I suggest "The Hungry Caterpillar", because that was one of my personal favorites as a child. It really sticks with you, because I've been eating every day since I was a kid. The more you know.... about Bruno.