Fuck It Friday Episode 45 Sniffing Coke off a Hookers Ass

Cocaine in the butthole. It's the breakfast of champions! I haven't gotten a lot of compliments from the opposite sex in my time, strange or otherwise. I can only imagine the crazy shit you ladies get from guys. "Hey girls, I'll bet your nips are pink and tough like your weenus. Can I touch any of the three with my mouth meat?" "Yo Ma, I hope you have a W-2 in those pants, 'cause I'm 'bout to tax that fine ass!" "Bitch, I'm going to lick every crease on your body like it was an envelope, and mail you overnight express to pound town." Some shit like that, I'm guessing. I know one thing for sure, Piggy would interrupt any and all attempts to get close. Can't even get a full episode recorded without her interjections, you hear it every week. Try sucking face with her close by. Good fucking luck! She's cute though, so she stays. Audi continues to exist, and judge. Always judging.