Fuck It Friday Episode 46 Artificial Intelligence
from J & J People Are The Worst Hosted by Jay & Jenn
Make a super advanced android that can perform all functions of a human being, but at a super precise and far superior level? "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." Do you want the end of mankind? Because, that's how you get the end of mankind. "Umm, it's PEOPLE-kind, thank you VERY much!!" Fuck off hardcore feminist, you're why a lot of guys would be happy to stick it in a terminator covered with silicon skin! We have to prevent this shit, people. Ladies, act like ladies again. Gentlemen, act like gentlemen again. Blue collar workers, don't build machines that can eventually go on to build themselves. White collar workers, don't be cunts. That doesn't really have anything to do with robotics, but just don't act like your shit doesn't stink. I don't care how much money anybody makes, EVERYBODY has been to Taco Bell! Atrocities have come out of all of our assholes, so let's be a goddamn team here. Also, if any of your appliances starts talking in an overly human fashion, SHOOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER! That's not Earth technology, it's a fucking Decepticon. That's a code red, and it means we need to roll out. This is Optimus Prime, signing off.
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