Fuck It Friday Episode 56 Blow Jobs are NEVER Boring

Men are creatures of habit and can easily find contentment. I have found that this fact can drive women absolutely crazy. The idea that men can be so happy with such simple things, along with the fact that it's almost an impossible concept for the female mind to grasp, can incite both confusion and rage for ladies. I've been criticized by at least 2 exes for ordering the exact same meals while dining out at frequented restaurants. Women love variety, and new experiences. Men love quality, and familiarity. I helped them to appreciate this fact by asking the same question each time. "You think it's weird/dumb for me to order something that I've had before, and know that I'll enjoy?" The answers always came back the same. "Umm, yeah! What if you find something here that you like better? You need to try out as many things as possible, and not be so closed minded!" I'd respond with, "That makes sense. Can I ask you a question? Is it okay if I go out with and hook up with some of your cute girlfriends?". "HELL FUCKING NO!!", was the standard response. "But, what if I like them better than you? Shouldn't I try as many of them as possible, if only for the experience? Or, can I just order my usual and enjoy it without you busting my balls?". The car rides home were consumed by silence, but I was happy and full. Fuck them bitches! A lot of ladies out there need to stick with their "usual" and learn to be content with it. Otherwise, my senses will be assaulted by more endless TikTok clips of 40+ y/o women asking, "Where did all the good men go!?". You either ignored them all together, or you left one because things "got boring". But hey, go enjoy the spice of life. I'll let you in on a little secret though. That spice is MSG, and if you have too much for too long, bloody stool is right around the corner. Just... take my word for it.