Fuck It Friday Episode 59 When I Leave Your A$$ I'm Gonna Leave With Half

This week, we discuss a high-profile Olympic sprinter that missed her relationship window, and a Moroccan soccer star that dodged an expensive bullet thanks to his loving Mom. Tupac didn't sing "Dear Mama" for nothing! Let's talk about expectations for a second. Like our good friend LoLo, I'm sure we all hold ourselves in high esteem. I believe everybody should believe that they themselves are a 10. But, that DOES NOT transfer over to actual sexual/relationship market value! If you're honest with yourself, and look for a partner around your same level, then you just might avoid drinking boxed wine while you're surrounded by 12 cats that you "rescued" during your golden years. I know nobody is going to listen to that advice, but I just want there to be receipts in case your old lonely asses try to claim that nobody warned you about the consequences of your actions when you were younger. Don't feel too bad though. I'm sure I'll die alone too, and my wolfhound Michael J Fox will have to nourish himself by eating my remains, before breaking free of the confinement of our farmhouse to go out into the wilderness and hunt on his own. I won't even have him for another 30 years, but I'm already so proud of that fucking dog! Don't forget to spay and neuter your kids. Goddamn heathens.