Fuck It Friday Episode 71 Get Your Life Together

Fix your fucking problems, people! If you aren't happy with yourself, you aren't going to be happy with anybody else either. Just because they're bumper sticker sayings, doesn't make them not true! I don't know how exactly to help everybody else with that. I think I got too old to really give a shit, and now I'm just relaxed all the time. So, you know, just try not to die I guess? Other than that, just don't be a dick, or a cunt, or an asshole. Avoid being any kind of sexual organ or orifice in MOST situations. That's just a good rule of thumb to live by.