Fuck It Friday Episode 95 If you don't beat nature, nature will beat you

It's funny what the random act of a crazy Raptor can kickstart in your brain. I suggest that you too get a house Raptor for inspirational purposes, and also to murder small sentient beings. So yeah, I'm pretty much asking people to do the impossible once again. Don't go after what's pleasing to the eye, sweet or savory on your palate, or enticing to the touch. Yeah, fucking right!! Societal standards and shaming used to keep people in line when it came to these things. But, that was deemed "oppressive", and now here we are. Marriage rates at an all-time low, divorce rates still high, people hooking up left and right without ever finding any real satisfaction. "Pandora doesn't go back in the box, she only comes out." I love "Pineapple Express"! I foresaw all of this years ago. I seent it!! Now, let me push my hands into your couscous, you filthy bitch.