Fuck It Friday Episode 99 Pets and their meanings

We're back from our annual drunken Mardi Gras getaway! I know, we missed an episode last week, and we apologize to all 6 of our regular listeners. Today, we discuss women, their pets, and what you should be on the lookout for. "Do you want to go back to my place, and check out my parrot?" You need to exit the conversation with that woman as quickly as possible, and also try not to leave her with any information that could be used to track you down at a later date. Trust me! "I do horse competitons(It doesn't matter what kind)." Run for your fucking life! For further life saving tips, listen to the full podcast.