I am supposed to be going to the grocery store right now. I was one foot outdoor and I just heard that Chuck Schumer and nine fucking Democrats just voted on the CR, the dirty Republican CR that is basically gonna screw us all over. And I am fucking done. I'm done.
I have been a Democrat my entire life. I have apologized for the Democrats a thousand fucking times and I'm done. I'm not doing that anymore. I cannot stand to be a part of a party that has no spine and no backbone and no fucking strategy and no plan and no sense of reality of what is actually happening in this country.
Schumer needs to go. Number one. Schumer needs to understand that his career is over. I don't care how long you've served, you had your dream of being majority leader when the Democrats had power.
It's over, buddy. You fucked it up and now it's gone and you're never getting it back and you should just fucking resign and leave Congress right now for one. The nine other Democrats, oh I'm sorry, eight other Democrats and one independent that went with it. Fuck you guys, all of you, all of you should be primary, especially you, Federman, you fucking monstrosity.
And I don't think we deserve the Democratic Party anymore. I do not think we deserve the Democratic Party hanging around our goddamn necks anymore. We need a blue tea party revolution that might start an entirely different party because frankly the Democratic brand is so broken and busted and distrusted and musty these days. Why would we even keep it?
Like toss it out in the waste bin of history. If we are going to get through these next four years or even until the next two or even the rest of this year, we need leaders, real actual leaders. I don't care if they were supposed to be playing some kind of 11-dimensional chess. And we, the Pions, just don't understand why it was so necessary for them to do it.
They could have just fucking stood up. They could have fought. They could have used plain language to say, this is a ridiculous dirty CR and we're not voting for it because it's dumb. And if the Republicans want it, they control all three branches of government right now.
Ha ha. They do actually control this report. What I meant was they control the White House and the House and the Senate. And if they wanted this CR, they could have come up with it.
Like AOC said, if they wanted Democratic votes, they could have negotiated with Democrats. But they know that Democrats are feckless, spineless idiots who are so afraid of getting blamed for anything, anything, that they would cave under the slightest pressure. And Chuck fucking showed that last night when he came out with that bullshit about why he was caving on it. Friends, I'm done.
I've been a Democrat forever. Went to the 2004 convention as a delegate. Don't want them. Don't need them.
They're not working. They're not serving me. They're not serving you. We need to start a different party.
And I don't know how in the hell we do that, but we need to get started because we need it like yesterday. And if anyone has any good ideas on how we can turn, I don't know, meetups and coffee get-togethers and book clubs into a viable third party for this country. Call it the common sense party or the Constitution Defender's Party or the fuck you, all you fucking traders for betraying democracy after 248 years. You fucking incel asshole idiots.
That works as a party name. Hopefully that's something fun. Like fucking Elon Musk and Donald Trump. Anyway, we need a new party friends.
We need a new party right now. The Democrats have fucked it up. They fucked it all the way up and down. All the way up and down the aisle.
They have fucked it up. And I'm fucking over it. Hey, Democrats, don't any of you ever text me ever again for a single fucking thin dime. Okay?
Thanks. Bye.