Full Show - 3.23.26 - Tracking a thief

Spring might be on the calendar, but it’s definitely not in the air—and that’s just the start of today’s chaos. Alyssa walks into a full-blown mystery after discovering her chair has gone missing, kicking off an unexpected investigation that unfolds in real time. We recap our weekends, dive into the internet’s reaction to that awkward moment in Justin Timberlake’s DWI video (seriously… who was that woman?), and break down the surprising clash between Chappell Roan and a Brazilian soccer star. Bill poses a debate-worthy question: if a student is assigned to read a book, does listening to the audiobook count? Plus, it’s another edition of Alyssa’s College of Knowledge, and she’s also putting out an APB on squishees. Oh—and yes, we actually track down the chair thief before the episode is over. You’re not gonna want to miss how that plays out.