Full Show - 8.11.26 - How did Alyssa not know Bill took a sick day?!?

Bill explains why he took a sick day yesterday—and Alyssa reveals she had NO IDEA why he was even out! How in the WORLD is that possible?! Good Vibes! A world record was broken in Cleveland on Saturday, and Bill wants to talk to the person who broke it. The Group Chat: Bill is getting his kids ready for back-to-school next week, but his oldest son isn't exactly thrilled with the new rules Dad wants to put in place. Alyssa's College of Knowledge! Alyssa has some real-life dating scenarios for Mackenzie that could help her meet singles without relying on dating apps. Plus, is listening to an audiobook actually considered "reading"? And somehow, cyclospora is STILL a thing.