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Clint, Meg and Dan chat about upcoming short work weeks and teacher-only days, then Clint vents about an expensive, erratic $77 taxi ride after Auckland FC’s A-League win. Meg and Dan share a zoo trip where their kids become instant “besties.” The show plays a football-themed “More or Less” quiz, runs scandal headlines (Love on the Spectrum’s Abby and Stephen Colbert), and launches a $5,000 “level up your man” glow-up promo. Meg confesses accidentally stealing mango chutney, prompting listener stories of accidental theft. They give cash in “Take the Edge Off My Life,” discuss a Pornhub Premium data leak with MAFS’s Duncan and cyber safety tips, cover Spotify’s proposed “super fan” ticket access, try cracking the Neutrogena vault, and reveal Dan’s 15-year-old “Hook” monologue musical they plan to stage. Auckland FC’s trophy visits the studio with club leaders after the team’s championship.   02:10 Taxi Fare Rant 04:15 Zoo Kid Romance 05:52 More Or Less Football 09:57 Scandal Headlines 13:07 Chutney Shoplift Confession 17:13 Callers Accidental Thieves 27:18 Take the edge off call 29:32 Pornhub Data Leak 31:36 Cybersecurity Tips 34:38 Spotify Superfan Tickets 39:53 Scandal Headlines 41:15 Neutrogena Vault Guess 44:07 Clint's night out with the boss  49:31 Texts About Boss Fails 53:22 Take the Edge Off Call 57:10 Hook Musical Reveal 01:06:59 Old Awards Debate 01:14:43 Auckland FC Trophy Visit