Fun Box Monster Podcast #108 Rawhead Rex (1986)

     When you think of God, you think beard, robe, wise, kind all-knowing, right? WRONG STUPID. He's a gorilla with a mohawk that dresses like Blackie Lawless from WASP. Man did every theologian in history back the wrong horse! But not to worry, this film sets the record straight.       Whether it be godly feats of strength like breaking plates and eggs, or eventually knocking over a lightweight camper after a lot of grunting exertion, Rawhead Rex proves himself to be a deity worth worshiping. Also, was there anything in the Old Testament about God not being able to close his mouth? I'm sure it's in the earlier editions and just got left out of later printings.         Grab your pre-Christian standing stones, shine up your neolithic fertility idol, and gather around in your house/camper as Matt and Tristan talk about the demonic golden shower of entertainment that is, Rawhead Rex.