Funeral Startups, Retiring At 45 & The Moon Landing Fight - Joab Ogato | Coffee Pump (E119)

Konnichiwa Fam,On this episode Joab Ogato from ​⁠The Couch Connect Podcast comes through, and it turns into one of the most chaotic conversations we've had. He's an assistant professor at McMaster working on his second PhD in regenerative medicine, he sold every stock in his name to buy SpaceX on day one, and he retires in 2035 whether the numbers work or not. We also spent a good half hour arguing about 9/11 and the moon landing, and nobody won.We talk about:– Expensive mediocrity and why everything average here gets sold to you as elite– Getting scammed and why Sajid never pays anything up front– Funeral businesses, the casket camera subscription and other terrible startup ideas– Why muscle for hire is now available to anyone, not just politicians– Causing the problem and funding the solution: how cartels keep systems broken– From fighting teachers in grade five to regenerative medicine at McMaster– Growing tissue for transplant and what that field actually pays– Canada's 50% tax bracket and the corporation workaround– Why he sold everything and put it all into SpaceX– Dividend ETFs, why he stopped stock picking, and detaching emotion from money– Retiring at 45 and the number he needs to do it– Dubai, Bitcoin, gold, and where money actually leaves this continent– Marriage, kids, and why he says wait a few years– The 9/11 argument that split the room– The moon landing argument that split it againHope you enjoy the episode.Best,Team Coffee PumpOrder Our Coffee and Wallpapers: https://wa.me/c/254707696969Our Coffee and Tea Is live! Order from our website:https://coffeepumppodcast.com/shopJoin Our Membership and get access to videos early:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkZKGnWZWb-S9wJdz9IGDTw/joinSupport The Channel:- MPESA: 0707 69 69 69- Pay Bill: 542 542 Account Number: 069 420Find Joab Ogato and The Couch Connect Podcast:- Instagram: www.instagram.com/ogatoj- LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/joab-ogato-55232843- Instagram Couch Connect: https://www.instagram.com/thecouchconnect- Youtube Couch Connect: https://www.youtube.com/@thecouchconnect ​⁠ Find our host Sajid Vayani:Linktree: https://linktr.ee/sajvayaniCoffee Pump Spotify, Apple and Socials:Linktree: https://linktr.ee/sajvayaniDisclaimer:The content of The Coffee Pump Podcast is intended for entertainment and informational purposes only. The views, thoughts, and opinions expressed by the hosts and guests are solely their own and do not necessarily reflect the views of The Coffee Pump Podcast, its affiliates, or any associated entities. Nothing discussed in this podcast should be construed as professional advice in any field, including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or business matters.Any statements made about businesses, products, or individuals are based on personal experiences and opinions and are not meant to be taken as fact or a definitive review. The Coffee Pump Podcast does not assume any liability for the accuracy, completeness, or consequences of using the information discussed. Listeners are encouraged to form their own opinions, conduct their own research, and seek professional guidance where appropriate.By listening to this podcast, you acknowledge that The Coffee Pump Podcast is not responsible for any actions or decisions made based on the content provided.