Funny Sporting Quotes

Paul and Glenn are back for another fun and entertaining episode. In this episode we continue on the topic of sporting quotes and look back at some of the funny and entertaining sporting quotes from over the years. Paul will talk about the master of funny quotes, the great Muhammed Ali and some of his masterpieces. We will also discuss. - A retired Aussie sports broadcaster who was not only a brilliant Aussie Rules and Swimming commentator but was known for his tremendous one liners and great wit. - English cricketer James Ormand classic reply to Mark Waugh in a test match. - Rex Mossop and Jack Gibson - Joe Mourinho - W.G Grace - Jai Taurima - An Aussie golfing great who stated the very obvious. - Conor McGregor - Lee Trevino, Gary Player, and Bobby Jones - Mick Malthouse - Richie Benaud, Bill Lawry - Megan Jones - Bart Scott - Chuck Nevitt - Mike Ditka - Ron Atkinson - Duffy Daugherty and Joe Theisman - Robin Williams - Robinho - Joan Benoit - Frank Gifford - Pete Rose - George Best Our claps and slaps return for the year and Miss Olivia drops by to do the Quiz and Who Am I? We also have our Where Are they Now segment? Funny sporting quotes sources 1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Ormond 2. Why are you so fat? Cricket’s best ever sledges. By gershon prtnoi, simon and schuster UK Ltd. 2010. A CBS company. 3. Muhammad ali. The eye-witness story of a boxing legend. By Alan Goldstein. Forward by george foreman. Carlton books limited, london 2000. 4. Azquotes.com ‘funny sports quotes’, n.d. 5. Globalstarholidays.com.au ‘famous sportsmen’s famous quotes’, malcolm simpson.n.d. 6. Buzzfeed.com ‘37 hilarious sports quotes that are basically timeless’, by jeremy hayes, 31/5/2021. 7. Topendsports.com ‘aussie olympics quotes. Olympic games quotations.’ n.d. 8. Nzherald.co.nz ‘boxing legend muhammed ali’s most memorable, funniest and inspiring quotes’, news.com.au 4/6/2016. 9. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rex_Mossop 10. https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jack_Gibson 11. https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/jose-mourinho-quotes 12. mirror.co.uk/sport/row “jose mourinho’s 13 funniest quotes, after he claims man united cannot walk from the bed to the toilet”, richard innes, 1/5/2017. 13. Cricket quotes ‘eric hollies on don bradman’, foto garias masa, 1/10/2013. 14. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Norman 15. https://www.britannica.com/biography/Greg-Norman 16. Topendsports.com “famous australian olympic quotes”.22/11/23. 17. The sporting news.com “the best, the funniest, motivational quotes in sports”, by kevin L. burke. 10/10/2015. 18. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Nevitt 19. The Irishpost.com “19 iconic george best quotes”, by jack beresford, 28/9/2021. 20. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Cometti 21. The howie games podcast ‘dennis cometti’, 23/9/2016. 22. The guardian.com ‘dennis cometti: 15 classic commentary quotes fro the broadcasting veteran”. Guardian sport. 25/3/2016. 23. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Chapin 24. Heraldsun.com.au ‘dennis cometti commentary lines we will never forget’. By daniel fogarty, 10/9/2014. 25. Dennis cometti quotes on facebook group page. Facebook.com. 26. Apumone.com ‘dennis cometti net worth 2023, age, wife, children, height, parents, salary’,2023. 27. www.offtheball.com.au ‘Best of Dennis Cometti from AFL Evolution’, 8/5/2017.